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A blonde bombshell knocked up by a tattooed rocker

Postby Bullion » Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:47 pm

What the Kiwi gossip mags say
30 March 2006

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3620228a5620,00.html


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By CHRIS SCHULZ
A blonde bombshell knocked up by a tattooed rocker? It's been a long time coming but New Zealand finally has an answer for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, and the gossip mags are rejoicing.

Treasure Island couple Vicky-Lee (she doesn't have a last name) and Scotty Rocker (it's probably not his real name) make the cover of Woman's Day this week, and they're the spitting image of Britney and Kev. She's blonde and busty, he's a wannabe rock star, and they're having a baby together.

But it's going to be an interesting experience, especially if Scotty - a black-clad, tattooed and pierced rock drummer - has anything to do with it. He's already bought the poor kid a range of "death metal" togs, a T-shirt with the words "Milk, mum, rock 'n' roll" on it and a dummy shaped like the devil.

"I can't wait to be a dad," Scotty tells WD. "I'm looking forward to heaps of things. Like, when he's first born, that whole feeling of 'Whoa, look what we made'." They were probably Kev's first words after the birth too.

But Scotty admits fatherhood could be tough: "I have trouble looking after myself sometimes. The last thing I was responsible for was my pet rat which I forgot to feed and it died." That's not a good start.

To be fair, Scotty is trying his best. He's been putting speakers next to Vicky-Lee's belly and playing metal to their unborn child. Nothing like a bit of Metallica to help induce labour. And will Scotty disown the kid if he's not throwing up his devil's horns when he's born?

New Idea heads to the other end of the fatherhood spectrum with a cover spread on Michael Douglas, who has told Catherine-Zeta Jones that he doesn't want another child with her. Michael used the excuse that "women's careers are pretty finite" and he wants his wife to make more movies.

Despite the excuses, Michael can't be blamed. He's is a greying 61-year-old who's developing a very nice set of man boobs to go with his beer belly. He should be lying around with his feet up and smoking a pipe, not changing nappies and being vomited on.

Over at Woman's Weekly, the mag interviews its own columnist - April Bruce - about beating the "baby blues'. "I had no interest in romance or in being attractive," she tells the mag. Snooze.

Much more interesting are pics of wafer-thin Teri Hatcher trying to ten-pin bowl, a make-up-deficient Pamela Anderson prancing around in an Irish cheerleaders outfit and Natalie Portman getting it on with a chimpanzee. Well, they're about the same size.

Also hitting the headlines this week:

# Jennifer Aniston has sold her $40 million mansion and is considering moving out of Hollywood for good, reports NI. "It makes sense for me to leave," Jen says. "I don't have a day job. I don't have Friends to go to." NI also reports that Vince Vaughn is a better lover than Brad, as he's slept with more woman. Now we're getting catty.

# Star-spotters at London's Heathrow Airport were shocked by Kiwi model Rachel Hunter's "frail and pale" appearance, reports WD. The mag says our Rach has lost at least 7kg and the stress over her divorce to Rod Stewart is contributing to her "gaunt" look. The mag's 'before' and 'after' pics tell the story on their own.

# Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale plan to call their baby "Gigi" - but only if it's a girl. WD reports the pair like the name because it uses their initials and has "street cred". Pray for a boy, people.

Finally, this week's best quote comes from Paris Hilton, who is on the hunt for a new musician boyfriend: "I love James Blunt. I love the fact he used to be in the army - that's hot. I love Jack Johnson too. He's a surfer. Surfing is sexy. I think they're both very talented."

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Postby Bullion » Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:49 pm

its pretty harsh: wannabe rock star, being compared to kevin federline :roll: :lol:

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Postby FC » Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:07 pm

Yeah, that kevin guy didnt seem so bad.


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Postby general » Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:20 pm

The article in the New Weekly was better.

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Postby YULE » Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:26 pm

at least kevin federline doesnt look like he cut his own hair.

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Postby Holiday Menthol. » Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:35 pm

Fuck his tattoos are Shit.
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Postby Dick Dynamite » Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:40 pm

D&M. wrote:Fuck his tattoos are Shit.


They really are.

Mosty jesus and pop-punk-band stuff. :oops:

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Postby Holiday Menthol. » Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:44 pm

I actually like Jesus tattoos.


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Postby BOOT GIRL » Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:45 pm

Hes a posuer

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Postby andrew and andrew » Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:50 pm

hahahahaha internet jelousy, what a bunch of assface human beings.
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Postby Dick Dynamite » Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:53 pm

D&M. wrote:I actually like Jesus tattoos..


Heh. Does Jeremey have one or something? ;)

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Postby Grave Dancer » Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:06 pm

come on wah, the general populace knows that scotty is stupid - his best friends call him that to his face even
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Postby cheese » Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:08 pm

hes just ADD, chirpy and drunk. a lovely man.

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Postby cirE » Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:10 pm

New Zealand finally has an answer for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline

haha gossip mags shit talk better than anything :lol: the comparison with britney and kevin is a bit too out of it though i think the combined iq of vicky-lee and scotty is probably 79826439% of britney and kevin's hahaha
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Postby cheese » Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:19 pm

you sure about that??

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Postby ruff » Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:48 pm

i would have thought a comparison between them and tommy lee and pam would have made more sense.

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Postby ruff » Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:25 pm

| wrote:maybe after the video is released...


ITS GOOD TO BE THE KING!!!

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Postby BigNanaJez » Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:10 pm

in_this_river wrote:i would have thought a comparison between them and tommy lee and pam would have made more sense.


ditto

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Postby lena » Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:02 pm

vicky lee looks like "stiflers mom" in that pic
it's weird that the journos see him as so metal and bad boy!
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Postby Huey » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:01 am

Good on him, I read the womans mags at work and Id be stoaked if they had an article on me in one of them. :oops:

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Postby kittenslayer » Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:32 am

D&M. wrote:Fuck his tattoos are Shit.

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Postby crain » Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:58 am

you're not supposed to get ho's preggers, save that for the nice girls.
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Postby Lamb » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:16 am

I read about it in womens day.

The whole.. i cant even look after myself.. is a bit.. well discouraging..

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Postby Grave Dancer » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:28 am

....also the understatement of the year.....
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Postby cheese » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:29 am

Lamb wrote:I read about it in womens day.

The whole.. i cant even look after myself.. is a bit.. well discouraging..


im sure theres thousands of new dads in nz that say that every year. big deal.

good luck to em both! they'll do super

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Postby general » Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:13 pm

cheese wrote:
Lamb wrote:I read about it in womens day.

The whole.. i cant even look after myself.. is a bit.. well discouraging..


im sure theres thousands of new dads in nz that say that every year. big deal.

good luck to em both! they'll do super


True, Scott is a decent dude- he could be father any day of the week. :oops:

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Postby Dan Last » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:08 pm

I just can't believe this took so long to hit Punkas...
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Postby Grave Dancer » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:45 pm

because people respected their right to keep the whole thing quiet till they could sell the story to the gossip mags

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Postby Dan Last » Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:02 pm

i don't know either of them, maybe i should've broken the story...hehe :wink:
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Postby kittenslayer » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:30 pm

Punkas is full of nasty gossiping chickens!


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