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Postby THE OVERLORD » Mon Mar 08, 2004 10:21 pm

[quote="¡shades!"][color=darkred]

thats not general concenus , thats major label PR.

oh and by the way, fuck off.[/color][/quote]

The general concensus of the people in the underground Vile.
That's what I was meaning.

Shades, you are the ruler, get down here soon.

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Postby Fuck Yah » Mon Mar 08, 2004 10:23 pm

You've never met any of us have you? So I'd be careful of threatening people that you haven't met cause you might find yourself in a world of real world (not cyberspace) trouble.

Also, you may find yourself in an uncomprimising position dressed as a nun and asking yourself "Who is this hairy naked man?"


why would you dress me up as a nun you hairy sick fuck?

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Postby THE OVERLORD » Mon Mar 08, 2004 10:30 pm

Firstly, you are assuming I am a man. I am not.

Secondly, if Mel (who is also a woman) gets you liquored enough you'll probably end up in a habit, the hairy naked man you will be charged extra for :wink:

We'e probably better off talking about bands you hate anyways.

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Postby Fuck Yah » Mon Mar 08, 2004 10:36 pm

Secondly, if Mel (who is also a woman) gets you liquored enough you'll probably end up in a habit,



why would i get on the piss with mel in the first place? fuck that, all id get would be lectures all night .

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Postby THE OVERLORD » Mon Mar 08, 2004 10:43 pm

[quote="Vile"][quote]Secondly, if Mel (who is also a woman) gets you liquored enough you'll probably end up in a habit, [/quote]


why would i get on the piss with mel in the first place? fuck that, all id get would be lectures all night .[/quote]

really? I never did.

If this is about the "sexism in the punk scene" post then maybee you better look at your own attitudes.

Do you even know Mel? She's brilliant/brutal when she's pissed.

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Postby Fuck Yah » Mon Mar 08, 2004 10:48 pm

If this is about the "sexism in the punk scene" post then maybee you better look at your own attitudes.


didnt even read that forum.

Do you even know Mel? She's brilliant/brutal when she's pissed.



never met her

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Postby THE OVERLORD » Tue Mar 09, 2004 2:45 pm

I kinda thought you may be one of three things..

1 Johnny from Australia in which case I would say "Your best friend and your ex-wife are having another baby. I'm really happy for them, sucks to be you huh?"

2 A total asshole on this board just to wind us up. That won't work cause we've already had to deal with Garreth for the last how many years since this whole punkas board first started and he behaves with tact and decorum in real life.

3 Another uncaring unknowing fuckwit that I am not prepeared to have childish arguments with.

P.S Mel is a great person and if you had to be lectured by her all night it would only mean one thing. You mate are a loser/waste of space/a fuckwit of the highest degree who would benefit from a good lecture/slapping.

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Postby Maleficent » Tue Mar 09, 2004 2:53 pm

*chuckles*

hmmm, I actually think a ducky or rabbit suit would be more fitting for this Vile character somehow.

Wait - I know!

The rubber diving suit with the bottom cut out!!

*looks around for the bucket of soapy frogs*

Scruff, we need a new hairy wolf man. The last one quit due to latex rashes and band commitments. Maybe we could get the Tourettes Society on it ...? We could glue fake fur to them ...
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Postby THE OVERLORD » Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:06 pm

I have one thing to say to you
"Tyrone!!!"

Soapy frogs and tourettes included.

I'll e-mail you the list now. Oh and a wee boy from Hamilton/Palmy is coming my way on Saturday.

Now back to talking about General Surgery...

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Postby The Ost » Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:08 pm

It's not Johnny - Johnny is full of love and drenched denim nymphs in prison drama SHOCK!

Vile is George, who i'm sure used to post under another name, I forget what. He is also an uncaring unknowing fuckwit who along with FlesH and Tough 666 are trying winde everyone up while they giggle to themselves. But in reality they just are unfunny and shit.
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Postby THE OVERLORD » Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:12 pm

I find it pretty funny S that people who have never been laid have to resort to this kind of childish cyberspace verbal masturbation.

Poor little lost things they all are.

Sx :wink:
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Postby Maleficent » Tue Mar 09, 2004 4:55 pm

Upper Crustie wrote:I have one thing to say to you
"Tyrone!!!"

Soapy frogs and tourettes included.

I'll e-mail you the list now. Oh and a wee boy from Hamilton/Palmy is coming my way on Saturday.

Now back to talking about General Surgery...

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And we all know what Rondi says :

FUCKSHITCUNT!!


*bobbing head in the library*


BITCH!!



oooh I think I know who that lad is ... make sure he doesn't wank in my room before I get a chance ... :(

Leith! stay the fuck away from my new mattress or I'll tie you down and draw vaginas all over you with a goats penis whilst listening to GENERAL SURGERY AT A VERY LOUD VOLUME INDEED!!!!

You know it to be true ... :D


I've noticed Vile, Flesh and Tufftitties 666 on nzmetal as well. They are very unfunny. Like being very metal except nowhere near as amusing.
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Postby Fuck Yah » Tue Mar 09, 2004 7:04 pm

Vile is George, who i'm sure used to post under another name, I forget what.


i didnt post under another name.

you guys take this site way to seriously.

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Postby fingers » Tue Mar 09, 2004 7:07 pm

hahahaha floor's all good...

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Postby The Ost » Tue Mar 09, 2004 8:50 pm

Vile wrote:
Vile is George, who i'm sure used to post under another name, I forget what.


i didnt post under another name.

you guys take this site way to seriously.


no we don't

Matt changed the message board to this format, with specific topic sections to stop threads that were about something useful getting turned into stupid shit everytime.

you fail to realise this

also you are really, really unfunny.
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Postby Maleficent » Tue Mar 09, 2004 9:56 pm

The 'Ost wrote:
Vile wrote:
Vile is George, who i'm sure used to post under another name, I forget what.


i didnt post under another name.

you guys take this site way to seriously.


no we don't

Matt changed the message board to this format, with specific topic sections to stop threads that were about something useful getting turned into stupid shit everytime.

you fail to realise this

also you are really, really unfunny.


There is so much truth in those words I had to repeat them in this post and perhaps bold them up a bit.


leith wrote:hahahaha floor's all good...


Good to hear...! Don't think I've forgotten about the bathroom incident at Nixon Street ... :twisted:

I think the goats penis is feeling a bit let down ...
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Postby Fuck Yah » Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:26 pm

who cares if im funny or not. i dont try to be funny,i try to be annoying because its fun.

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Postby Maleficent » Tue Mar 09, 2004 11:53 pm

Vile wrote:who cares if im funny or not. i dont try to be funny,i try to be annoying because its fun.


awwww

Feeling unFunny?

Here's a song for yous


T-666:
I wish I could tie you up in stitches
Make you feel unFunny too
I was told I was a comedian
But what does that mean to you
Look into the mirror who's inside there
The one with the long hair
Same dumb bogan today (yeah)

Chorus:
T-666 & Villi:
You can buy your jokes if it won't go
Over very well on PunkAs forums so
Maybe we could try really hard to make
All of you laugh too
Find out who am I to
Be in the position to make me feel so damn unFunny

T-666 & Villi:
Never insecure until I started posting here
I'm really fucking stupid
I used to be so witty
When I only talked to bogans
Why do I keep posting on this thing
To keep you happy
Maybe stick finger up rectum
And pat ourselves on the head (hey)
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Postby Fuck Yah » Wed Mar 10, 2004 11:48 am

that song sucks , is it a punk song?

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Postby THE OVERLORD » Wed Mar 10, 2004 11:50 am

[quote="Vile"]who cares if im funny or not. i dont try to be funny,i try to be annoying because its fun.[/quote]

In a funny Grahame way (I don't even remember his board name now) it would be amusing but when you do it it's just juvenille and sad mate :(

Great song Mel. Now all we have to do is send it to a Swedish band and get them to record it. :wink:

In fact, I think we should go back to talking about Swedish metal. I'd really like to pick holes in the late Celtic Frost/Bathory LPs if anyone is interested.

And talk about General Surgery some more.

And Centinex. I think Phaedrus should rave about Centinex some more because we listened to them this morning and they rock :D

The Nixon St floor??? 8O Good god, should I even ask? Or is this on par with the necropolis phone sex debacle? :oops:

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Postby Maleficent » Wed Mar 10, 2004 12:30 pm

Vile wrote:that song sucks , is it a punk song?


hahahahhahaa

you fucktard

any one who can guess what song that is ripped off from gets a special internerd prize from me ...

Upper Crustie wrote: Great song Mel. Now all we have to do is send it to a Swedish band and get them to record it.


Cheers Scruff - that could very well be an option.

Maybe we could Alex to sing it

Justin could do backing

They really should form a metal boy group

They'd rake it in

Have so many groupies it wouldn't be funny anymore

We need some Swedish (and Fetus) meeetooool around here.

Upper Crustie wrote:The Nixon St floor??? Good god, should I even ask? Or is this on par with the necropolis phone sex debacle?


I dunno about the phone sex debacle, but I distinctly remember the Nixon Street lot arguing on this forum over who was the first to wank in the bathroom when they moved in to the flat ...
thats how I heard about it
I'm almost certain Justin won that round - Leith or Sam would know
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Postby in no particular order » Wed Mar 10, 2004 2:46 pm

yes. i like swedish metal




i thought i would make that singular point..... in the swedish metal thread


at this point it may seem out of place.
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Postby maoricore » Tue Mar 16, 2004 11:56 pm

Hijacked again....

Sigh.

Thanks for all the help about swedish metal, everyone.

You are neat.

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Postby fingers » Wed Mar 17, 2004 4:29 pm

Justin cheated and did it when i hadn't even moved in yet... he move din a day later though... i christianed it in every other way though... spewing.. fucking.. peeing..

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Postby geneterror » Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:23 pm

I dunno about that but having Sheer Terror as a signature makes you a good cunt :!:

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Postby miss heart » Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:53 pm

holy fuck i cant belive i missed this thread

Dimmu Burger (sp)
Bathory = rules (Bathory fans need to check out Leaves Eyes, it's Liv Kristine on vocals, ex voice of Theatre of Tradgedy.) Beaatifull
Left hand path is by far the best entombed.

Axxis (german) Berneard Weeiss is possibly the nicest guy ever.
Stratovarious (finland) power metal tollki = legend
Finntroll (finland) \m/
Blind Gaurdian (germany)
Edguy (german) as well as avantastia
skyclad (folk metal)
obiturary

most of these are (apart from the obvious) are pretty mellower, and folky/power/speed metal more than the aforementioned death metal from sweden. plus most of them arent from sweden, but euro metal rocks anyway.

oh clawfinger - belguim check em out.
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Postby cirE » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:18 pm

Misfit wrote:Dimmu Burger

actual lol :lol: make that a McDimmu please :lol:
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Postby miss heart » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:27 pm

it's only coz it's hard to pronounce so i used to call it demon burger

we used to have a joke about shagrath being the burger king, yeah it was lame, no denying that. but it was funny at the time.
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Postby Maleficent » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:15 am

wow i just relived all that thread hijacking.

Phew!
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Postby The Rabble Van » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:33 pm

but why relieved?


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