what do i do with my car now the gastank has been sugared?

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what do i do with my car now the gastank has been sugared?

Postby Ph!1 » Tue Sep 24, 2002 6:47 pm

my g/fs little shit of a brother put sugar in my gas tank, he's A.D.H.D. so its ok.... :evil:
now it wasnt an expensive car, so its certainly not worth taking in 2 get fixed, i dont have the money anyway, theres no money gunna come from his family either,
perhaps a better topic 4 this post would be 'where do i hide the body'
cos if i touch the little fucker i go 2 jail, missing the dropkick murphy's, i'l steal all his c.d.s 2 try and raise money 4 a new car, so il be selling heaps of nigga shit, like dr dre and ice cube and other homo rap fags (xhibit-so lame) il keep cypress hill and maybe some 2pac tho..
meanwhile i have another wreck in the driveway, it was a good little car 2. fuck i h8 that little shit,
so if anyone knows how 2 fix this particular problem please tell me, the sugar didnt make it past the petrol filter(i dont think) if it did then the engines fucked 2, but its blocking the fuel line, ive started taking the tank off the car 2 clean it out but its a hell mission, and i dunno shit about cars really, even if i can get the tank out, il have 2 clean/replace the fuel line as well, its looking like its not worth the effort as i dunno if the engine is fucked or not 2... :cry: :evil:

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Postby [absolut d-takt råpunk] » Tue Sep 24, 2002 6:57 pm

HAJHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!! thats funny as, HAH! you have no money and neither do i!
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Postby xsfat » Tue Sep 24, 2002 7:01 pm

i dont know why u havent thought of it yet dude
the soultion is kinda obvious
break up with your gf
mmmmmmmm sugar

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Postby PertHJ » Tue Sep 24, 2002 7:01 pm

man that sucks dude.

I dont know shit about cars....but i sure know wbout hideing bodies....... :twisted:

dose he get ritalin??? u could sell that......or take it yourself.

ummmmmmm well yeah god luck.

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Postby Danny Morrissey » Tue Sep 24, 2002 7:45 pm

I reckon push it off a cliff and claim insurance
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Postby cynna » Wed Sep 25, 2002 12:57 am

if u havent run the engine it will be ok, but u will have to continue to take the tank out. u could clean it or get another one form a wrecker. make sure u get a new petrol filter as well. clean the hoses and it should be as good as new

with the sugar/petrol mix u end up with u can have all sorts of fun with .... dont drink it tho

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Postby Deth_666 » Wed Sep 25, 2002 1:36 am

haha there's heaps of shit you can do to his stuff...

for one: if he has a bike, loosen some nuts and bolts etc. only slightly loosen them so when he goes to hard when he's having an a.d.h.d attack his bike will have on too :twisted:

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Postby a.p.9.e.r » Wed Sep 25, 2002 1:10 pm

All that needs to be done is to drain the fuel tank, unless you've started it.
I'm sure it'd cost less than $50 if you can't do it yourself - hey you could even bill the kids parents (and then be a lonely man)

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Postby Caliban » Wed Sep 25, 2002 1:48 pm

for one: if he has a bike, loosen some nuts and bolts etc. only slightly loosen them so when he goes to hard when he's having an a.d.h.d attack his bike will have on too


hahaha.

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Postby CowzOr » Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:42 pm

Just because somone's got ADHD doesn't give them free reign to go around breaking shit

Put some bleach in his shampoo.
Itching powder or sand in his shoes
Pee in a spray bottle, then when no one is around liberally spray it on everything in his wardrobe
Put a harness on his, and have him pull you car around, horse and cart style.
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Postby mmmm....good crack » Sat Sep 28, 2002 4:09 pm

perts idea was best.
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Postby Martli » Sat Sep 28, 2002 4:19 pm

or put rat posion in his food

but how the fuck can the little shit do that and not have to fucking pay for it? i feel your pain.
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Postby mmmm....good crack » Sat Sep 28, 2002 4:20 pm

or eat him
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Postby Ph!1 » Sat Sep 28, 2002 5:58 pm

any pacifists out there will be proud of me, i saw the little fucker and didnt kill him,
pi had no insurance and even if i did i think that would look a little sus, although if i knock him out put him in the seat and then roll it off the cliff i could say he stole it.... :twisted:

i have driven the car about 25k with sugar in the tank, thats how i knew something was wrong(i didnt know what of course) it was like i was running out of gas, but then it came 2 life, then died etc... i got it home tho, but i think that little or none got past the filter, if it did somebody told me about a product which cleans shit out of the cylinders, u just add it 2 ur gas and it cleans out all the carbon buildup, but il need 2 clean the gastank and it looks like replacing the fuel line as well,(i already replaced the filter)

Put some bleach in his shampoo. thats out cos of other ppl plus he has bleach blonde hair anyway..
Itching powder or sand in his shoes. sounds good.
Pee in a spray bottle, then when no one is around liberally spray it on everything in his wardrobe. i like this one im pretty sure il do it actually,
Put a harness on his, and have him pull you car around, horse and cart style. nah thats no good he'd just have a fit.

the bike idea is a good one, il do that 2.


thanx everyone

oh yeh what can i do with the sugar/petrol mix?
(if there is much left i think i used it all)
oh yeh does anyone have an accurate time frame by which the car would fuck out after sugar has been added? so i can figure out when it was done(double check it was him)its a front wheel drive 1300 if that matters(i know girls car)

and he doesnt get ritalin his sister(not my g/f) kept stealing it, and even then when he took it he was clamer, but was still the same mean spirited person.
maybe il do the rat poison i was thinking along those lines......

phil, with a fucked car

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Postby PertHJ » Sat Sep 28, 2002 6:47 pm

but how the fuck can the little shit do that and not have to fucking pay for it? i feel your pain.


bull shit martli!!

1)u dont feel his pain, when did some kid fuck u over?
2)did u ever pay nick when u broke his record player? well did ya?

shame about the ritalin :(

i like the pee pee in the bottle gag, and the bike ones funny as well hahaha

haha

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Postby i didn't mean to.. » Sat Sep 28, 2002 6:57 pm

a good one is to get one of those big old suicases with the latch/lock thingys on them rather than stupid zips and shut him in it and walk away.. i did this to my sister once when i was younger and it was rather effective i found..

yeah, just a thought.

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Postby Soulreaper » Sat Sep 28, 2002 7:25 pm

telly his mummy and he'll probably cry like a little martli, and hopefully his parents will make him pay you for it.

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Postby Caliban » Sat Sep 28, 2002 7:59 pm

make sure he uses roll on deoderant, take out the roller ball, piss in it, replace it, and watch him apply the scent of piss.

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Postby Martli » Sat Sep 28, 2002 9:11 pm

hey man i dont cry.

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Postby daith » Sun Sep 29, 2002 9:02 am

i think you should bombard him with pop up ads
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Postby 1337 PÛÑ|< » Mon Sep 30, 2002 10:42 pm

1. Don't do ANYTHING to him, rather, make your gf feel sorry for you and her folks will pay for the repairs.


Then you slap him.

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Postby Ph!1 » Fri Oct 04, 2002 3:42 pm

well thanx 4 ur advice everyone...some of its a bit impractical 2 say the least. the parent(singular) is not gunna give me a rusty washer...
in any case i punched the little shit in the face, stole a playstation game, bent a copied c.d.(his mum went nuts over that-she dont mind when i punch him and she dont mind when he wrecks my car but a $1 c.d.?-she freaks out? figure that out..)
anyway, im 2 sick 2 work on the fuckin car right now but THANX 2 ap9er(straightdope confirrmed what i had guessed/hoped) i should be able 2 fix it..

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Postby jamie » Sun Oct 06, 2002 2:36 pm

i think ur cars pretty fucked now man
but to getback at him have a party for him invite all his frinds then go into his room smear peanut butter all over his undies then pull them out or else tell evryone to go look wot u found in his room and he will be friendless for the rest of his life

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Postby Ph!1 » Mon Oct 07, 2002 11:32 am

about 8 hours after non-condomed sex, i wiped my dick clean with his pillow.

il keep u all updated with the nasty and cruel things i do 2 him,

oh yeh i wiped his memory card from his playstation in between my 'athletes foot' toes...

im gunna steal the case 4 his playstaion game so i can sell it 2 cash converters, i dont care if he knows who did it obviously just so long as i can deny it...

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Postby Ph!1 » Wed Oct 09, 2002 3:06 pm

well i punched him in the head the other night cos i thought he might have scratched some of my c.d.s i dunno if he did or not but who cares...

but the real update is.... this morning i was working on the car and i decided 2 put the sugared gas into my gascan cos it sux(leaks etc i hate it) and i looked inside and gues what?..there was sugar in there...

i cast my mind back 2 when i last ran out of gas.. a few nights b4 the problem hit..

i filled up the can then went inside 2 talk 2 the servo guy, a car pulled up by the can and came in bought some shit then fucked off again...

i guess they sugared it

maybe not tho, maybe my g/fs brother did.
i dont really care tho, he is just a little asshole anyway, its fair enuff 2 blame him..
as i said 2 his mum, it doesnt matter if he did it or not he has done enuff shit that i dont care if im wrong..

looks like i probably was wrong

but it was nice 2 have a good excuse 2 punch him in the head, even if it was only a couple of litte rabbit punches.

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Re: what do i do with my car now the gastank has been sugared?

Postby Andrew_TA » Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:28 am

So did you fix your car?
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Re: what do i do with my car now the gastank has been sugared?

Postby yossarian » Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:23 pm

The correct answer is obviously:
add 2 eggs
cocoa
flour
milk
choc chips

bake for 12 minutes at 200 degrees.

Enjoy.

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Re: what do i do with my car now the gastank has been sugared?

Postby cirE » Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:38 pm

ah yup
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