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Postby HTDS » Tue Feb 04, 2003 8:30 pm

there wasnt even anything wrong with the damn tent, cept how messy you guys were, well - tove and chrissi
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Postby -Kate- » Tue Feb 04, 2003 9:49 pm

It wasnt YOU who had to sleep there! ewww i can still smell it, i swear someone put something on my clothes that smells like our tent! :x

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Postby epiphany » Tue Feb 04, 2003 11:02 pm

ME AND TOVE??? EXCUSE ME????


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hahah david juice :twisted:

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Postby -Kate- » Tue Feb 04, 2003 11:35 pm

SHUT UP ABOUT THE CONDOM! it was a YUCK experience, and Daivd if you read this at your going away party im gunna get cha MUAHAHAHAHA

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I farted HEAPS in the tent by the way so some of the smell was prolly me :oops:

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Postby 1337 PÛÑ|< » Wed Feb 05, 2003 12:56 am

hahahahhahahahahah, this thread has turned all funny all of a sudden.



david juice = good for your health.


i think other people will be thinking 'what the fucking fuck?' :D

anyway, other people, the story isn't as bad as it sounds. :D

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Postby FiveIronFan » Wed Feb 05, 2003 3:41 am

David [DeadBaby] wrote:hahahahhahahahahah, this thread has turned all funny all of a sudden.



david juice = good for your health.


i think other people will be thinking 'what the fucking fuck?' :D

anyway, other people, the story isn't as bad as it sounds. :D


Not as bad maybe, but about 100 x more hilarious. Expecially when you get told while rosie is sitting there while you are out to buy chips and a smoothy at 2am.

To kate who said it didnt need to be brought up...It did because people were saying things had been said and people were spreading rumours when they werent. If you keep pushing and talking crap about people the truth is going to come out, for we all know lies cause deceit but the truth will set you free...



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Postby Bruticus » Wed Feb 05, 2003 10:00 am

I find it hard get angry enough to want to fight anybody, but... If some cunt had left a used condom in a tent of mine, I would've have beaten the shit out of them and made them pick it up. Then I'd spew on their shoes
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Postby Ph!1 » Wed Feb 05, 2003 10:32 am

yes david you are an inconsiderate bastard.

and i know another parashoot story, (even tho i wasnt there) but im gunna keep my mouth shut,(which im not very good at)

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Postby FiveIronFan » Wed Feb 05, 2003 1:01 pm

Wax wrote:yes david you are an inconsiderate bastard.

and i know another parashoot story, (even tho i wasnt there) but im gunna keep my mouth shut,(which im not very good at)

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There are lots of funny parachute stories.

Like this one, on the saturday night me and gemma were in my tent talking (not hot boxing like on the friday night :) because we got kicked out of sams tent. In all truthfulness it wasnt exactly my tent though because they guys we put it up for were back for that night only and were planning on using it.

So around midnight I guess they turned up and proclaimed loudly "hey what the fuck is there a guy and a girl in our tent?". They did not seem pleased. Myself and gemma proceded to pretend to be asleep and try not to laugh while they opened the tent and looked at us and talked about what they were going to do. They poked and prodded me repeatedly and moved my leg and anything they could to wake me up then said i was obviously "dead" haha. One of them suggested they burn my sock but the one with the lighter proclaimed "nah bro he'll fucking waste us".

Eventually they pulled me out of the tent and i climbed back up and then they pulled me out again to which I replied "hey you guys dont have the right tickets do you?" (after something they said earlier) and zipped up the tent and went back to pretending to be asleep. They didnt say anything after that to us and just bitched amoung themselves before they went and stayed with Michael Rogers and Mitchell.

Funny thing is we found out from security the next day that the band they had would allow them to stay till the morning.




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Postby 1337 PÛÑ|< » Wed Feb 05, 2003 1:26 pm

Ok, heres another funny story.


Me and Rosy were in the tent, I was ASLEEP, and I dunno about Rosy, I think she was trying to sleep. When Tove comes along and is being a fucking annoying BITCH (sorry Tove :P ), and decides to wake us up, and annoy the shit out of us for fun. So she's saying 'THIS TENT FUCKING STINKS OF CUM AND WEED AND SWEAT AND SEX! YOU FUCKING DIRTY BASTARDS, GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY TENT', and keeps kicking me and stuff, this goes on for about 5 mintutes and I just ignore her coz I wanna sleep, then I realise that she isn't gonna give up, so I pick up my blanket and lie down outside and try to sleep. Then she's STILL not satisfied so she starts yelling at me while I'm outside about how I have made the tent dirty and I stink and stuff...
Then this guy comes along and says 'Excuse me, this is a Christain festival and I don't enjoy the language you are using and what you are tlaking about, now shuddup or I"ll get the securtiy to, blah balh blha blah its 3am....'


hehehehe, i think the surrounding 50 tents would have heard what tove was saying :D


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Postby xCaptainx » Wed Feb 05, 2003 3:39 pm

David [DeadBaby] wrote:Then she's STILL not satisfied


Hahahahah for some strange reason that was the first line I read. Certainly made me chuckle :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby -Kate- » Wed Feb 05, 2003 4:34 pm

Im sure you two were trying to sleep, but why was the tent shaking? :?

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Postby HTDS » Wed Feb 05, 2003 5:51 pm

xCaptainx wrote:
David [DeadBaby] wrote:Then she's STILL not satisfied


Hahahahah for some strange reason that was the first line I read. Certainly made me chuckle :lol: :lol: :lol:


HAHA, wellll we know whats going on in YOUR head right now...

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the tent wasnt shaking...david was asleep and I was awake thinking "how the hell can I get to sleep if he breathes so loud" :evil:

dude, I even swore on my dads grave, yet, you still dont believe me? awesome
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Postby -Kate- » Wed Feb 05, 2003 5:58 pm

Im only poking fun dont worry i believe ya, i do agree David does breath awfull loud, lucky for you, you didnt have to sleep beside him for 3 nights :lol: No offence to David coz Tove was snoring too :P

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Postby HTDS » Wed Feb 05, 2003 6:00 pm

yeahhh I know, I had the brains and went and slept in my own tent, all by myself :D
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Postby -Kate- » Wed Feb 05, 2003 6:05 pm

david juice = good for your health.


Thanks to 'Davids Juice' no one will touch me :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
even tho i've washed a million times no one will. I think i need a hug!

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Postby epiphany » Wed Feb 05, 2003 7:43 pm

hahah the best bit about the christian guy coming up to us was how in the middle of this big christian spiel hes like"if you dont shut up ill MAKE YOU SHUT UP PERMANENTLY" in a real threatening way.. and then was like "ok thank you" and went back to bed hahahahhahaha

its was weird

yes david snores and grunts like a demon 8O

other storys about parachute... me and rosy had wild lesbian sex in a bush :oops: sorry i didnt tell the rest of you guys

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Postby epiphany » Wed Feb 05, 2003 7:44 pm

oh and tove (i think it was her) heard that same guy having sex rather loudly with his gf several times that weekend :? he was kinda creepy

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Postby Gemma Rulz » Wed Feb 05, 2003 8:02 pm

i think one of my favourite parts was when my buddy Caleb was hanging out at our tent, and he was security, cept he didnt have one of those dumb vests. anyway the dudes that were yapping about me and Aidan stealing their tent were saying how they didnt have the right bands again, and i whispered to Caleb "those guys are blockheads, listen to them talking about us" and Caleb walked over and goes "HAHAH yeah, fooled them, you got to stay the whole night with the wrong bands" and they were like "yeah HAHAHAHA" and Caleb goes "HAHA even funnier how i'm security" "....." and then they walked off. and never came back.

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Postby HTDS » Wed Feb 05, 2003 8:07 pm

CHRIISSSSSIIIIIII!!!!!! NO-ONE KNEW ABOUT THATTTTTT 8O :evil:
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Postby -Kate- » Wed Feb 05, 2003 10:19 pm

How come i wasnt invited to have hot lesbo sex with you guys huh? oh well me and tove had some WILD :twisted: sex ourselves, poor David, soory my lovey ya didnt get to watch! maybe next time eh? :wink:

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Postby HTDS » Wed Feb 05, 2003 10:31 pm

yeah well, he didnt have the $2
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Postby -Kate- » Wed Feb 05, 2003 10:36 pm

HAHAHAHAH shhhhhhh Rosy!! that wasnt sposed to come out either!

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Postby HTDS » Wed Feb 05, 2003 10:42 pm

oops 8O

man, we must sound like the most dodgiest fucks around
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Postby M@ » Wed Feb 05, 2003 10:48 pm

rofl :o

hey anti-life did j00 used to be iamhated666?

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Postby HTDS » Wed Feb 05, 2003 10:50 pm

why yes I did, and then living_dead_girl, and now this :)

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Postby M@ » Wed Feb 05, 2003 10:57 pm

wow havent j00 snaked some posts since i last saw j00 here :evil:

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Postby HTDS » Wed Feb 05, 2003 11:00 pm

haha, I sureeeee didly have :wink:
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Postby Martli » Wed Feb 05, 2003 11:00 pm

:sleeping: hahahahaha look hes asleep!
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Postby M@ » Wed Feb 05, 2003 11:02 pm

were j00 the kids who had the massive dolls head outisde there tent at paras?


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