Should Punkas Close Down?

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Should Punkas Close Down?

Poll ended at Wed Jan 08, 2003 12:14 am

Yes, It fucking sucks and is full of wankers and shit eaters
5
23%
No, i am a shit eater and like to molest children. I look at child porn because it makes me a weal ponk wocker.
9
41%
I dont care, but i do like to be raped by monkeys whilst pickled fetus poos down my throat
8
36%
 
Total votes: 22

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I ripped off Shakespeare cos I'm crap at writing sonnets

Postby Maleficent » Sat Dec 28, 2002 8:29 pm

An Ode to Justin's Poo:

Justins Poo is nothing like the warm and yellow sun
Sticky yet bears no traces of that ill-omen'd blood-red
Not snow-white but brown and tasty like a well-baked bun
Mayhap the same colour as the hair he's grown on his head

I have seen sediment in colours red and white -
But to hold that divine fecal matter in my cheeks
I am truly guaranteed no greater delight
To savour those bowel borne effluent streaks - !

Oh Justin your hobbit excrement sets me on fire - !
Eliminate your waste, feed me all your shit
Although you've wip'd your poo over the PunkAs Shire
For every eager fecal ingesting midget

I long for Justin to poo down my throat
Preferably while I am truss'd up as a goat.




bah. forgot to mention being raped by monkeys. dang.




my first sentient attempt at writing a sonnet. I'm quite proud. I happily ripped off one of Will Shakespeares ones, cept instead of mistress, I used the words 'Justins poo'.
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Postby grrr-kek » Sat Dec 28, 2002 9:35 pm

that was excellent.

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Postby [TeamPropagandhi]Mob King » Sun Dec 29, 2002 10:52 am

If you used "Justin's poo" instead of "mistress" then it wouldn't scan?


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Postby Maleficent » Sun Dec 29, 2002 11:31 am

well I actually changed alot of the original sonnet, although the first octave uses the same rhyming scheme.
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Postby BETTYfuckingBOO » Sun Dec 29, 2002 1:23 pm

she sets me on fire
fire
cos were one ciggarette away from being done
one ciggarette away
sure has been fun

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Re: Should Punkas Close Down?

Postby Don Lope de Aguirre » Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:16 pm

yes.


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