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What are ya?

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:42 pm
by nazi hater 2005
What are ya?

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:03 pm
by cirE
where is catholic? :?

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:04 pm
by pissdrunx
other....i'm asian mutha fucker!

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:12 pm
by kittenslayer
closest is commie... :?

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:17 pm
by cirE
kittenslayer wrote:closest is commie... :?


i was born in taiwan tho :?

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:48 pm
by Ph!1
put anarchist, but i might log in with a different account and put fash

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:58 pm
by VietCongDeathSquad
Bit of each...

I prefer

ANARCHO BARBARIAN DEATH METALLER or ANARCHO HARDCORE DEATH PUNK

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:10 pm
by Ph!1
im sick of anarchism, im going to become a fascist.

but i have to be the dictator or im not playing,

i know whats best for you.

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:13 pm
by VietCongDeathSquad
ALL HAIL WAX!

ARCHDEMIGOGE OF THE NEW FASCIST JUNTA

23/1/24-8/23


Shit man....you need an easier name to put the numbers to...

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:15 pm
by Dick Dynamite
I picked anarchist because there was no Nihlist option.

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:29 pm
by Ph!1
awesome, i might add a religious element to my form of anarcho-fascism

the sun is god, the giver of life to our planet, all life stems from the sun, he doesnt answer prayers, hes not a 'he' its a ball of burning gas, embodied by fire, therefore fire is sacred.

lets burn stuff. :twisted:

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:35 pm
by VietCongDeathSquad
I shall start with my cigarettes!

then the large pile of wood in the shed

after that I have several gallons of fossil fuel and an infernal combustion engine.

HAIL WAX
KEEPER OF THE GAS

THAT BURNS

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:39 pm
by Lamb
I dunno... but I went with anarchist.

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:44 pm
by chrisbucks
Wax wrote:im sick of anarchism, im going to become a fascist.

but i have to be the dictator or im not playing,

i know whats best for you.


you're the only one i would let dominate me Wax....

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:48 pm
by Ph!1
right...
*rubs hands*
now in my fascist state, il need money...

i decree a tax of 25% of all citizens yearly earnings, payable directly too me NOW.
a further 18% to the church of the sun
and 15% to re-education 'universities'
1% for all amenities.
1% defence and security

dont complain, its still cheaper than the old system.

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:51 pm
by VietCongDeathSquad
I'm starting a coup.

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:00 am
by Ph!1
aha, i was ready for this, which is why with my taxes, i assembled a small army of 'bodyguards' when i stripped money from the regular army, i offered higher payed jobs within my personal legions, my ranks swelled immediatly.

all soldiers are fanatically loyal and latant homosexuals.

as a result of the threat of civil war from one of my most trusted advisors, i have declared martial law, the regular army are under orders to shoot anyone on the streets without written permission from myself.

my private army, 'wax's shavers' are out killing anything that they want, ive given them a loose rein for the moment, pillage and rape satisfies a soldier like nothing else.

the cities burn in a tribute to the sun!

i have the country under my complete controll.
anyone disagreeing will be shot.

you have been shot.

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:11 am
by VietCongDeathSquad
Luckily I siphoned off enough funds for a body double.

My FREE ANARCHIST RECIDIVIST TRIBE Sturmtruppen have used their Mole tanks to undermine your Fortress and our BITCH ARMY/BITCH ENGINEERS SQUAD has turned your Bodyguards back into female lovin hetero-sexuals (unless they actively choose an alternative lifestyle, which they are free to pursue under article 15 of the FART code).
My Stormtruppen have joined in 'offing citizens' to make the Army seem even more bloodthristy.

ALL HAIL the FREE ANARCHIST RECIDIVIST TRIBE!
DOWN WITH THE KEEPER OF THE GAS

THAT BURNS

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:31 am
by Ph!1
most fortuitously for me, my southern empire remains loyal seeing as i didnt overtax, burn or kill them.

so i have decamped back to the south island whence i came and am licking my wounds as we speak.

a counter-attack is in the offing while your foolish army giggles at their underhanded tactics...

something that makes mimi go hmmmm

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:55 am
by Future Shock
I'm a shit stirrer like nazi hater or do I mean nazi hmmm

moomooeatmipoo

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:05 am
by Future Shock
that's so dumb, what are you, a dumbfuck
hi nic 'ya fuckin' poncy prick, go back 'ta finland, O shit sorry 'bout the ignorance, ya white, ya all look the same 'ta me

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:42 am
by Brer Rabbit
You forgot FAGGOT. You stoopid homo.

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:25 am
by kittenslayer
cirE wrote:
kittenslayer wrote:closest is commie... :?


i was born in taiwan tho :?

me Chinese, hence commie bastard 8)

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:20 pm
by Pheezin'2K
i'm a cracker.

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:22 pm
by Darp_Hau
I'll probably get banned for saying this, but I'm a Liberal Democrat.

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:24 pm
by yuda
anarcho-cynicalist

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:30 pm
by General Mutante
Borderline Nihilistic Anarcho Whatever.

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:38 pm
by yuda
Mutante wrote:Borderline Nihilistic Anarcho Whatever.


And here was me thinking you were Camp Mother :oops:

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:45 pm
by General Mutante
You will bow before Camp Mother. Don't make me get the rolling pin...

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:56 pm
by yuda
Mutante wrote:You will bow before Camp Mother. Don't make me get the rolling pin...


No not again! Anything but the rolling pin