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Re: shortland street series 4

Postby Lurch » Tue Apr 22, 2014 10:07 am

Wow people are getting fired up about that. Nothing else really happened that episode, except Littlefinger's accent being terrible, so maybe that is understandable.
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Re: shortland street series 4

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:54 pm

Gota say, I'm not stoked :(
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Re: shortland street series 4

Postby Dan Last » Fri Apr 25, 2014 12:44 pm

What is up with people and spoilers? A lot of people couldn't give a fuck about the books (I have no interest in them at all, because his writing is straight up awful), why can't I find shit out as the series rolls out? Why the fuck does every cunt think spoilers are okay either before an episode airs or literally a second afterwards?
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Re: shortland street series 4

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:27 pm

I got the wire ruined for me and it was years after the original run. Spoilers are fuckin wack. Discourteous motherfuckers.

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Re: shortland street series 4

Postby Lurch » Fri Apr 25, 2014 4:18 pm

J didn't help by changing the title of the thread, though it is a bit hilarious so cool, but I would have thought that if you cared about spoilers then you'd stay away from a discussion thread about it. Even on such a low traffic site like punkas. I've been trying to keep pretty vague with my comments but I think realistically in this day and age if you don't want to be spoiled then you just have to stay off the net period. I've never watched Breaking Bad in my life, and have only manage to endure fragments of the utterly dire How I Met Your Mother but I've still managed to pick up almost the entire plot of both of them without even trying. Or caring. Shit is everywhere.
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Re: shortland street series 4

Postby Dan Last » Fri Apr 25, 2014 4:29 pm

This thread didn't spoil anything for me - i would only come on here after watching the most recent episode. But people spoiling shit which hasn't happened in an episode, cos they have read the books, dafuq is that? Start an all spoilers book thread.
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Re: shortland street series 4

Postby Lurch » Fri Apr 25, 2014 7:15 pm

In hindsight that particular example wasn't good since in the end episode 3 revolved around it and took a hell of a lot more significance than it ever did in the book. Honestly I thought that if they were going to include it at all, and I would have given it a 50/50 chance, then it would essentially be a throw away scene for book readers. Hell: I had actually forgotten it and had actually reread the series 6 months or so ago. I think this was because although it is one of Cersei and Captain Hook's grossest moments it was actually consensual and at least they didn't throw an 8 year boy out of a window that time. It being turned into rape has fired up a huge number of people. So who knows how the show will follow up on that shit. Maybe she will have him castrated or something.
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Re: shortland street series 4

Postby Window Licker » Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:00 pm

"If Neil Patrick Harris and a catfish had a child, which they then beat against a wall, you would get Theon. He spends most of his time failing at ruling a city and complaining about it. After nearly getting circumcised to death, he is now some guy's dickless bitch. I think his potato faced sister is going to save him or something. I really don't know. " - Someone on Imgur.
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Re: shortland street series 4

Postby TimShadbolt » Sat Apr 26, 2014 6:31 am

Lurch wrote:I've never watched Breaking Bad in my life


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Re: shortland street series 4

Postby akaxo » Sat Apr 26, 2014 7:21 am

neither. just downloaded the first season this week though for my mrs as she was wondering what it was all about. some nonsense about making drugs or some shit isn't it? like this but with americans in trailers?

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Re: shortland street series 4

Postby Lurch » Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:55 am

The concept of the first season seemed pretty cool, but I have no fucking idea how they managed to get through six (?) more of them. My brother reckons that mid way through the run it becomes an adult version of Dragon Ball Z. Walter spends the whole episode grunting and powering up for a big fucking energy ball move or something. "Tune in next week to Breaking Bad Z where we find out what happens after Walter and Jesse have a conversation about the weather!"
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Re: shortland street series 4

Postby Lurch » Sat Apr 26, 2014 12:03 pm

Thanks guv.
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Re: J's amazing tits, dragons and bloodshed extravaganza thr

Postby dustbinflowers » Sat Apr 26, 2014 8:59 pm

Thread needs more tits and dragons
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Re: shortland street series 4

Postby daggers » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:35 pm

akaxo wrote:neither. just downloaded the first season this week though for my mrs as she was wondering what it was all about. some nonsense about making drugs or some shit isn't it? like this but with americans in trailers?


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Re: J's amazing tits, dragons and bloodshed extravaganza thr

Postby buckton » Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:20 pm

Need for Speed? just read up about it, sounds like a pretty solid video game adaption.
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Re: J's amazing tits, dragons and bloodshed extravaganza thr

Postby Agnes » Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:36 am

Everyone's got a scar these days, if not one, then two bloody scars.

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Re: J's amazing tits, dragons and bloodshed extravaganza thr

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:05 am

Agnes wrote:Everyone's got a scar these days, if not one, then two bloody scars.


Haha, I noticed that. Wondered why I hadn't noticed before. Becuz caring femalez director, apparently. Hey Burn Gorman did heaps of swears, I love that guy! OMG SOZ SPOLIERS :roll:
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Re: J's amazing tits, dragons and bloodshed extravaganza thr

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Tue May 06, 2014 12:51 pm

The Hound though:

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Re: J's amazing tits, dragons and bloodshed extravaganza thr

Postby Lurch » Tue May 06, 2014 2:36 pm

Pretty boring that episode. From the preview the next one looks like it is going to be a ripper though.
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Re: J's amazing tits, dragons and bloodshed extravaganza thr

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Tue May 06, 2014 3:25 pm

Not much has happened this season I reckon

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Re: J's amazing tits, dragons and bloodshed extravaganza thr

Postby Matt » Thu May 08, 2014 7:36 pm

Still digging this programme - it is kinda funny how they resolutely refuse to have any Starks meet back up together. Even when they get close, something still cock-blocks them.

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Re: J's amazing tits, dragons and bloodshed extravaganza thr

Postby Maleficent » Thu May 08, 2014 8:27 pm

I'm still enjoying it. Definitely needs more dragons and direwolves. With tits and blood on them. :D
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Re: J's amazing tits, dragons and bloodshed extravaganza thr

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Tue May 13, 2014 12:30 pm

Simon from Misfits is pretty fucking bad ass as the Bolton bastard tho, no? Totes my 'type', shirtless and bloody <3
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Re: J's amazing tits, dragons and bloodshed extravaganza thr

Postby hiv-positive » Tue May 13, 2014 5:22 pm

Matt wrote:Even when they get close, something still cock-blocks them.


That particular scene doesn't even happen in the books.

Given the endless madness that showfolks seem to go through every season because they still haven't accepted the fundamental constant that is pretty much everyone getting fucked in the arse raw and hard and without lube in the best Saddos fantasy fashion, it's going to be very interesting to see what the producers decide to include in the next couple of seasons given all the new characters that dominate the next books. Obviously they'll cut heaps, as they already do, but there are so many seemingly important new people coming into the mix from the end of this season it's totally rough trying to predict how the TV version of the story goes from this point.

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Re: J's amazing tits, dragons and bloodshed extravaganza thr

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Wed May 21, 2014 9:30 pm

I hate that new Daario Naharis, the first one was fuckin' smokin' hawt. Daenerys is starting to fuck me off too, all sardonic raising of eyebrows and fuck all else.
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Re: J's amazing tits, dragons and bloodshed extravaganza thr

Postby Lurch » Wed May 21, 2014 11:06 pm

Two weeks to wait for the next one because fucking yanks have a public holiday this weekend. Because fuck the rest of the world: they can wait too. If this was a problem why didn't they start airing it 3 weeks earlier? It's not fucking rocket science.
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Re: J's amazing tits, dragons and bloodshed extravaganza thr

Postby TimShadbolt » Wed May 21, 2014 11:30 pm

MOON DOOR BIIIITCH 8)


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Re: J's amazing tits, dragons and bloodshed extravaganza thr

Postby arkie » Thu May 22, 2014 9:38 am

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