International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edition

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International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edition

Postby haiku terror shades » Thu Jul 18, 2013 7:54 pm

Auckland Festival opens
Tonight with Liberace
Anyone see it?

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Re: International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edi

Postby daggers » Sat Jul 20, 2013 5:59 pm

Goblin performance
helped the aged Suspiria
Crowd could suck a dick.
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Re: International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edi

Postby Philfy Vermin » Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:19 pm

dont really like haiku
find them rather uninspiring
unsure of the rules
Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red


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Re: International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edi

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Sun Jul 21, 2013 6:56 pm

only your last line
fit the haiku structure phil
five seven five please

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Re: International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edi

Postby Philfy Vermin » Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:25 pm

according to to wikipedia
a haiku doesnt follow your lame rules
its wild and free
Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red


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Re: International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edi

Postby Agnes » Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:40 pm

Weight of Elephants
Danish and kiwi made film
Lonely sad wee kids

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Re: International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edi

Postby Max » Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:44 pm

If you like punk rock
A Band Called Death is something
You might want to see

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Re: International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edi

Postby Kerry » Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:35 am

German filmmaker
Revisits Eichmann trial
In Hannah Arendt

:?

Hardly a review
But that's all I could think of
At this point in time
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Re: International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edi

Postby Philfy Vermin » Mon Jul 22, 2013 1:50 pm

come to understand
haiku is not syllables
it is sentences
Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red


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Re: International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edi

Postby buckton » Mon Jul 22, 2013 3:16 pm

Today I tried
Big Red cinnamon gum
Oh wait movies.
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Re: International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edi

Postby Max » Mon Jul 22, 2013 5:59 pm

I'm a total nerd
so I liked Computer Chess
might not be your thing

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Re: International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edi

Postby Philfy Vermin » Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:18 pm

lets derail this thread
with terrible japanese poetry
thats what it is anyway
Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red


General Mutante wrote:You're so controversial. I can't handle it.

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Re: International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edi

Postby Max » Tue Jul 23, 2013 5:11 pm

How are you supposed
to review a whole movie
in seventeen syll...

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Re: International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edi

Postby haiku terror shades » Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:59 pm

just keep it short as
the idea is no spoilers
any short format

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Re: International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edi

Postby haiku terror shades » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:04 pm

is phil annoying?
answer affirmatively
you foe'd already

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Re: International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edi

Postby Philfy Vermin » Fri Jul 26, 2013 1:37 am

aghast at foe-age
anita i beseech thee
take poetry lessons
Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red


General Mutante wrote:You're so controversial. I can't handle it.

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Re: International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edi

Postby Max » Fri Jul 26, 2013 5:52 pm

Much as I like them
Pussy Riot A Punk Prayer
Is kind of boring

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Re: International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edi

Postby distilledwater » Fri Jul 26, 2013 5:52 pm

Genitals on Blaze
ensures walkout in dark
mexican film Heli

La Jaula de Oro

USA not all
its cracked up to be in small
but impressive film
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Re: International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edi

Postby Agnes » Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:20 pm

Went to see The East
Ran through car park to movie
Was the wrong damn day...

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Re: International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edi

Postby haiku terror shades » Mon Jul 29, 2013 9:54 pm

COMPUTER CHESS

Knock knock. Who's there? cats.
Fear and loathing in the burbs
3 Scotch problem solved?


UPSTREAM COLOR

Fucking Excellent!
But I kinda hated it?
I'm conflicted.

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Re: International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edi

Postby Drax » Tue Jul 30, 2013 5:10 pm

Was going to go
Utu Redux on today
Did some wanks instead

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Re: International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edi

Postby Kerry » Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:46 pm

Drax wrote:Was going to go
Utu Redux on today
Had rock practice instead


Sam, fixed it for you
Stop being so full of shit
Bloody vocalists
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Re: International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edi

Postby Drax » Wed Jul 31, 2013 7:55 pm

Wot wud u kno dick
I have to get in the zone
Before rocking out

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Re: International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edi

Postby haiku terror shades » Thu Aug 01, 2013 11:08 am

DIE WELT

In Tunisia
Everyone is unemployed
it is called the world



A FIELD IN ENGLAND

They are all on shrooms
no really they're all on shrooms
wind machine, credits.

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Re: International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edi

Postby UNIT » Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:50 pm

Computer Chess.

At first i was sat
In b thirteen but then I
Moved to b fourteen

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Re: International Film Festival Haiku Review Thread 2013 Edi

Postby the croc » Fri Aug 02, 2013 8:08 pm

Forgot this was on
Might go see something tomo
Probably not ugggghhhhh
There's more to life than thrash
So let's get really smashed
and do the heavy head dance

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