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Photo Retouching Gone Too Far?

Postby Matt » Sat May 05, 2007 10:42 am

"Hey guys, this kids' film is fine but it needs BIGGER TITS and edge-lighting to make sure everyone notices them.

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This is more than a bit dodgy, if you ask me.

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Postby Fake_Account » Sat May 05, 2007 10:54 am

2 enhance the 3D effect.....
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How Rodney turned into a hunk.

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Postby Ph!1 » Sat May 05, 2007 10:57 am

hah thats pretty shameless

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Postby Dick Dynamite » Sat May 05, 2007 10:58 am

Actress legal.. character aint. Hmm.

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Postby Matt » Sat May 05, 2007 11:03 am

Not really legal in the US, though, which is where the poster is for I believe. So it's even worse! Haha

But it's a film targetting children...! I don't think the retouching is in the best of tastes, y'know?

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Postby Ph!1 » Sat May 05, 2007 11:05 am

yeh... but they only do it cos it works.

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Postby Fake_Account » Sat May 05, 2007 11:05 am

Marketting companies are not famous for being ethical.
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Postby Tacotistk » Sat May 05, 2007 11:55 am

I didn't even notice the difference at first.... although I wasn't looking at her boobs... does that make me gay?
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Postby hate and wedges » Sat May 05, 2007 2:08 pm

who the fuck is the ginge behind the ron ginge
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Postby Marms » Sat May 05, 2007 2:23 pm

straightening hedges wrote:who the fuck is the ginge behind the ron ginge


a family member of his? all ginges must be related

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Postby YouAgain » Sat May 05, 2007 2:27 pm

My name is Alex wrote:
straightening hedges wrote:who the fuck is the ginge behind the ron ginge


a family member of his? all ginges must be related


Ginny maybe? although she looks rather masculine...

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Postby Future Shock » Sat May 05, 2007 2:29 pm

why just cause shes got balls. :wink:

yea def gay.

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Postby Ph!1 » Sat May 05, 2007 2:30 pm

My name is Alex wrote:
straightening hedges wrote:who the fuck is the ginge behind the ron ginge


a family member of his? all ginges must be related


a huge incestuous family.

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Postby Boomsticks » Mon May 07, 2007 9:52 am

YouAgain wrote:
My name is Alex wrote:
straightening hedges wrote:who the fuck is the ginge behind the ron ginge


a family member of his? all ginges must be related


Ginny maybe? although she looks rather masculine...


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Postby bridge. » Mon May 07, 2007 11:12 am

Funny how they've lightened those ginge's hair too so they don't look so ginge.

...good move i say. Makes the horror of watching them on screen more of a shock later.

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Postby Boomsticks » Mon May 07, 2007 11:38 am

^haha yeah you're right

probably to put them under the Strawberry Blonde category
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Postby Marms » Mon May 07, 2007 5:53 pm

maybe in 3D they just seem bigger?

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Postby MuscleMan » Mon May 07, 2007 8:12 pm

man those arent even tits anyway, but I see what your getting at.

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Postby Out of my head » Tue May 08, 2007 12:17 am

I HAVE WET DREAMS OVER HERMIONE GRANGER IN 3D

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Postby bridge. » Tue May 08, 2007 10:43 am

No that doesn't make sense....why would they make someone's hair MORE ginge?

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Postby Shep » Tue May 08, 2007 11:25 am

Its Ginny.

Her hair is awesome.

That poster is disgraceful. She is a child fer chrissakes!

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Postby dclxvi » Sat May 19, 2007 12:54 pm

i like how they made her uglier for the second poster.


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Postby OnlyInTheMorning » Sat May 19, 2007 1:20 pm

i'd wager the left one is post-retouch... they've probably made her tits smaller to avoid an anti-child-sexifiying lashback (especially if the actress is older than the character) plus the lighting is way more direct/polished/classy etc. you can almost see their acne in the imax one... and in the imax version, tit-girls hair is super-siyan and obscuring the face of the dude behind her.

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Postby dclxvi » Sat May 19, 2007 3:31 pm

errr.. the only reason why her BIG ASS TITTAAIEYYEES are bigger, is because the image on the left is stretched horizontally..

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Postby Sex_Dwarf » Mon May 21, 2007 3:41 pm

i say keep the titties, adults like harry potter too ya know
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Postby cirE » Mon May 21, 2007 3:54 pm

Sex_Dwarf wrote:i say keep the titties, adults like harry potter too ya know

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Postby CowzOr » Mon May 21, 2007 8:03 pm

NSFW - http://www.surfoo.com/upload/828/GAPINGFISTHOLE.jpg
^^ Photo retouching gone too far.
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Postby kittenslayer » Tue May 22, 2007 12:49 pm

CowzOr wrote:NSFW - http://www.surfoo.com/upload/828/GAPINGFISTHOLE.jpg
^^ Photo retouching gone too far.

damn, lucky I am quick at closing new tabs!

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Postby Nazarius » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:36 pm

kittenslayer wrote:
CowzOr wrote:NSFW - http://www.surfoo.com/upload/828/GAPINGFISTHOLE.jpg
^^ Photo retouching gone too far.

damn, lucky I am quick at closing new tabs!


'GAPINGFISTHOLE' in the URL looks alittle dodgy, so I wont click on it, and now that Ive read your comment I KNOW not to click on the link. :p
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