Yeah, I was a bit disappointed by Land
, but Diary
made it look like fuckin' Citizen Kane
When loser Frank finds out his girlfriend is pregnant, but plans on leaving him and getting an abortion because she thinks he'd make a terrible father, he decides to kidnap his 12-year-old nephew to take him on a canoe trip. Unfortunately, the canoe trip is one selected by his mate as 'Tour de Pussy'. Cue Frank getting kicked out of a bordello for being too ugly, having to stick his finger up the bum of a woman while his mate is shagging her and trying to help his nephew come to terms with having a tiny nob.
Pretty funny - although some of the set-ups feel forced (such as when Frank's mates tell him the way to show affection for his girlfriend is to wank off on her while she is sleeping). There are rumours of a US release, but that would be tricky in its present form (which includes one-upping the graphic factor of the end of The Hangover