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Re: Star Wars 8 - best so far

Postby Drax » Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:54 am

Subcide wrote:
hiv-positive wrote:How about you actually express an opinion about it instead of resorting to memes and literally making up why you think people don't like it?


Why don't you stop telling me what to do.

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Re: Star Wars 8 - best so far

Postby mmmm....good crack » Thu Jan 04, 2018 6:47 pm

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Re: Star Wars 8 - best so far

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:16 pm

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Re: Star Wars 8 - best so far

Postby Drax » Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:33 pm

The new Star War is pretty good. Some big flaws but fun enough to probably get me coming back for another hoon at the movies. It hasn't got shit on Rogue One though.

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Re: Star Wars 8 - best so far

Postby Subcide » Fri Jan 05, 2018 5:05 am

mmmm....good crack wrote:why are people talking to subcide


Why not?
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Re: Star Wars 8 - best so far

Postby Kerry » Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:03 am

It's shit, Subsies, just admit it.

Haven't seen it yet.
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Re: Star Wars 8 - best so far

Postby TimShadbolt » Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:08 pm

I've seen it a few times now. It's okay, but actually also quite shit. Here's a few reasons why:

- So many cheesy attempts at producing cheap laughs. Felt like 'Star Wars of the Caribbean'. Yuck.
- 2yrs after the biggest cliffhanger in SW history we see Luke flippantly toss his lightsaber over his shoulder.
- First Order went from having one planet (which got destroyed) to running the whole galaxy.
- First Order Fleet chases instead of destroys?
- A single X-Wing can destroy the defenses of a Dreadnought.
- Why didnt Kylo notice Luke projection.
- 'Knights of Ren' dropped?
- Kylo Ren & Vader relationship dropped?
- Luke is clearly more of a whiny little bitch than ever.
- Rey has perfect lightsaber technique with no training.
- Snoke doesnt know his ship can track the enemy.
- Yoda looks different, and can control lighting.
- Why did the Porgs leave the island and go in the Millenium Falcon with Chewie?
- That terrible fucking animal with four tits that Luke milks.
- Did Phasma die?
- On the casino planet the first roulette player the camera flies over is the most plastic looking piece of shit character in all the movies.
- Why did they need to contact Maz Kanata just to find out how to get aboard a ship, and why was she enduring a "union dispute" gunfight?
- The saying "we're running on fumes" is used which references internal combustion engines.
- Snokes was powerful enough to 'link' the minds of Rey and Ben, but couldn't just mindread his way into knowing the Jedi's every move?
- Snokes then goes on to say he is reading Kylo's thoughts but why didn't he see the lightsaber about to fuck him up?
- If Luke went to the island to die why did he leave a map with R2D2 so that the resistance could find him?
- Why wasn't Leia propelled off after the explosion because of the vacuum of space? She just stopped along with debris until she came to, then used her force powers to fly back inside. I can't even. Holy shit. It was nice to confirm that she has been 'one with the force' all along but it was SO bad.
- Rey happens to be at correct spot to save everyone and lifts all rocks with no training. VERY lacking her character development as supposedly the most powerful jedi ever.
- Why was Finn saved? His kamikaze run would've been the best thing in the movie.
- Why was Finn hurt if it has no ramifications?
- Rey is not related to any of them after all and is actually from a peasant upbringing.
- Why can Luke suddenly appear to be in a place even though he's elsewhere? He touched Leia and gave her those gold dice so it's telekinesis? Another previously unknown jedi skill? This is reaching full blown magical airy-fairy bullshittery right now.
- Why did Luke die?
- Finn and Rose?!?! You can take the whole
- The writers didn't pay enough homage to the canon and culture of the films let alone the fans. It felt... Disney.

Definitely isn't the "best so far". I still love Star Wars.

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Re: Star Wars 8 - best so far

Postby Dubpunker » Sun Jan 07, 2018 11:32 am



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Re: Star Wars 8 - best so far

Postby Subcide » Sun Jan 14, 2018 12:05 am

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Re: Star Wars 8 - best so far

Postby wolfcult » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:36 am

Subcide wrote:https://www.facebook.com/disinfo/posts/10154955903962121


LOL if you didn't like the new Star Wars .. you HATE women.. Starting to sound like those SJW's you so succinctly detest there RIGGERZ
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Re: Star Wars 8 - best so far

Postby Dubpunker » Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:41 pm

wolfcult wrote:
Subcide wrote:https://www.facebook.com/disinfo/posts/10154955903962121


LOL if you didn't like the new Star Wars .. you HATE women.. Starting to sound like those SJW's you so succinctly detest there RIGGERZ


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Re: Star Wars 8 - best so far

Postby snuff » Sat Jan 20, 2018 4:03 pm

I thought it was fucking awesome.
I guess you really need to ask yourself... What Would Graeme Do?

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Re: Star Wars 8 - best so far

Postby TimShadbolt » Sun Jan 21, 2018 11:35 pm

Admittedly I liked it a lot more after the second time as I wasn't so shocked by the cringey parts. A scene a lot of people hate is the prank call but I have to admit I laughed at that. The porgs and that milking scene can still fuck off though.


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