J Solo Project headlining Valhalla - Wellington 7/4

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J Solo Project headlining Valhalla - Wellington 7/4

Postby akaxo » Wed Jan 20, 2016 5:39 pm

Come one Come all to J Solo projects first headline gig at valhalla.

Supporting acts are

Ivy Blue
*Second act to be announced*
Deathnir

Door entry $10.00



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Re: J Solo Project headlining Valhalla - Wellington 7/4

Postby akaxo » Wed Jan 20, 2016 6:07 pm

Ivy Blue:

https://www.facebook.com/ivyblueofficialbook

https://www.reverbnation.com/IvyBlue/so ... r-december

seriously everyone listen to the tracks they've uploaded, you will not regret it
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Postby akaxo » Wed Jan 20, 2016 7:57 pm



fucking the best shit ever
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Postby akaxo » Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:51 am

i hope everyone's listened to that song above, it will change your life
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Re: J Solo Project headlining Valhalla - Wellington 7/4

Postby yossarian » Thu Jan 21, 2016 11:01 am

The fucking broadway font cheerfully saying "see you there" made me laugh so much I put my back out.

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Postby Green Bastard » Thu Jan 21, 2016 5:31 pm

"Urge" from Ivy Blue seems almost as clueless as J Bolo.

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Postby Dead Kid » Thu Jan 21, 2016 5:47 pm

Green Bastard wrote:"Urge" from Ivy Blue seems almost as clueless as J Bolo.

They're multiplying and gaining strength! I'd love to make the pilgrimage but I wouldn't bank on the lineup going ahead as planned.

Deathnir is pretty good for some youngsters though, liked the album.

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Postby 9seconds » Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:20 am

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Postby akaxo » Fri Jan 22, 2016 3:26 pm

i know, it'll be so awesome it's going to be like the second coming
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Re: J Solo Project headlining Valhalla - Wellington 7/4

Postby NOIDEAWOTEVER » Sun Jan 24, 2016 2:11 pm

No reflection on Valhalla I love the place but I don't think I could ever get drunk enough to think going to this would be a good idea.

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Postby akaxo » Sun Jan 24, 2016 5:55 pm

ha i'm keen to go and i'd be sober
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Postby dustbinflowers » Sun Jan 24, 2016 8:54 pm

akaxo wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGjt4M4dE1k

fucking the best shit ever

I feel like I missed the punchline for that one. Or haven't taken enough ketamine?
Or maybe I'm just not ironic enough. I think that might be it.
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Postby Red_switch » Mon Jan 25, 2016 3:52 pm

akaxo wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGjt4M4dE1k

fucking the best shit ever


what. the. actual. fuck.
I think it's lint.

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Re: J Solo Project headlining Valhalla - Wellington 7/4

Postby PertHJ » Mon Jan 25, 2016 7:36 pm

dustbinflowers wrote:
akaxo wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGjt4M4dE1k

fucking the best shit ever

I feel like I missed the punchline for that one. Or haven't taken enough ketamine?
Or maybe I'm just not ironic enough. I think that might be it.


Yeah, I feel like I'm missing the joke...?
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Postby Phlegm » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:30 pm

It's a tribute to The Modern Lovers.
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Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Mon Jan 25, 2016 11:04 pm

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Re: J Solo Project headlining Valhalla - Wellington 7/4

Postby akaxo » Tue Jan 26, 2016 8:56 am

and he's so bloody pleased with it too haha

PertHJ wrote:
dustbinflowers wrote:
akaxo wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGjt4M4dE1k

fucking the best shit ever

I feel like I missed the punchline for that one. Or haven't taken enough ketamine?
Or maybe I'm just not ironic enough. I think that might be it.


Yeah, I feel like I'm missing the joke...?
sorry if it's too subtle for you both
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Postby dustbinflowers » Tue Jan 26, 2016 8:55 pm

much too subtle for me :)
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Postby General Mutante » Wed Jan 27, 2016 4:28 am

Really disappointed I won't be able to be there for this one. I listened to that Ivy Blue track and it really spoke to me in a very special and deeply personal way.
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Postby General Mutante » Wed Jan 27, 2016 4:29 am

I fucking cried, and I'm not ashamed of that.
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Postby akaxo » Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:50 am

at least there's talk of them producing a live DVD of the gig. you'll be able to get some idea of the experience and those of us lucky enough to go can relive the special moments again and again
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Postby yossarian » Wed Jan 27, 2016 9:02 am

Anyone buying the $120 "you get to hang out with the band" tickets?

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Postby General Mutante » Wed Jan 27, 2016 2:42 pm

Bolo will let you back stage for free if you blow him. He won't take his mask off though.
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Re: J Solo Project headlining Valhalla - Wellington 7/4

Postby Subcide » Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:45 am

Lets clarify exactly what's going on here:

J Bolo project = Artistic output of someone with undiagnosed mental health issues
Ivy Blue = Artistic output of someone with diagnosed mental health issues which is actually part of their therapy
Deathnir = Metal band of some dumb hamilton bogans


Ivy Blue and J Solo will be worth checking out in a totally Wesley Willis context.
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Postby PertHJ » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:54 am

Ok that helps, thanks
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Re: J Solo Project headlining Valhalla - Wellington 7/4

Postby aerozol » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:57 am

It's worth reinforcing to everyone that Ivy Blue is the project of someone with autism.

Nobody be surprised if you try to sarcastically troll him literally forever without him picking up the slightest hint of what you're trying to do/ how ironic you're being. Whether that will make the joke better for you, or just make it kind of pointless, isn't for me to say.

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Re: J Solo Project headlining Valhalla - Wellington 7/4

Postby akaxo » Fri Jan 29, 2016 10:58 am

i kinda felt a bit bad for the ivy blue guy on realising that, he's likely to just not get it ever. j solo dick can get fucked though.

wesley willis mention is apt
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Re: J Solo Project headlining Valhalla - Wellington 7/4

Postby Dead Kid » Fri Jan 29, 2016 12:29 pm

Subcide wrote:Deathnir = Metal band of some dumb hamilton bogans

The one and only dumb thing about them seems to be their crazy Dad/manager.
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Re: J Solo Project headlining Valhalla - Wellington 7/4

Postby akaxo » Fri Jan 29, 2016 2:05 pm

and the machete wielding loon? or is that the dad?

the event page is rather amusing, someone about to play their first gig threatening to blacklist people from playing with them...
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