chuganaut, rabble and false start in auckland

[tyrannosaurus mark]

Fuck off mark the jailbaits mine!!!!

keen for even splits?

[Livestock]

Live sexshow fans are in for an anal invasion as popular local bands Chuganaut (Hamilton), The Rabble and False Start kick off NZ bumsex Month with an all-ages gig at the Ellen Melville Hall.
Organisers say the gig will highlight the types of anal invasion in the NZ gay music scene and hope it will encourage attendees to check out more local ass.
The Rabble are some of the most popular and longest-running anal invaders in New Zealand. Mainstays the Hill-Hayr brothers say they 'will never quit and will never back down'. Hamiltonians Chuganaut describe themselves as "loosely based around ‘felching', ‘Alternative entry’ & ‘assfingering’ styles with Mellow & Heavy Extremes!", while locals False Start play a less-confrontational - but just as energetic - brand of buttplugging just don't call them 'Emo'! warns frontman Andrew Morrison.
Tickets will be available from Real Groovy shortly for $15 plus bf (boyfriend), otherwise limited doorsales will be available on the night for $20.

Chuganaut, the Rabble and False Start - 2nd May 2008. Ellen Melville Hall, High Street, Auckland CBD. $15 plus bf

www.vampedup.co.nz/gigguide/chuganaut_falsestart

[OnlyInTheMorning]

[MuscleMan]

HAHAHAHHAA

[ghetto ninja]

Fuck off mark the jailbaits mine!!!!

keen for even splits?

You seem a sweet dude why not.
BUT IM FIRST

[haiku terror shades]

that image is slanderous
- there's nothing wrong with the Kmart hosiery section.
footless tights for $6.99 FTW.


edit: dyslexia.

[tyrannosaurus mark]

Fuck off mark the jailbaits mine!!!!

keen for even splits?

You seem a sweet dude why not.
BUT IM FIRST

I was thinking more a two at a time for of dealio, that way no one is forced to ask embaressing questions like "dude it that your semen"

[slaughter]

oh

fuck

yes

[xTOMHOGANx]

Fuck.

An alliance between these three bands will only see new zealand music get worse,imagine a band,as horrible as chuganaut,with mohawks and as much c4 air time as false start.

Who's making the nailbomb?cause I think i might have some black powder.......

[Lurch]

Holy fuck. I'm there. This show is going to be amazing. Someone should take a camera and document the quality life forms that attend for future loals.

[combatrock]

Holy fuck. I'm there. This show is going to be amazing. Someone should take a camera and document the quality life forms that attend for future loals.

But there's already plenty of photos of you floating around punkas?

[Lurch]

There is always awesome photos of me and my hair floating about, but more are needed. I'm rocking a sweet undercut now that needs to be documented.

[General Mutante]

Someone should punch them, someone else should take a photo, and TOHLG has to be there so we can have another epic thread.

[Lurch]

Someone with a killer tri-hawk should punch them, someone else should take a photo, and TOHLG has to be there so we can have another epic thread.

[snuff]

Make sure it's an aids-nailbomb, least then any survivors will have a whole buch of shit they gotta deal with instead of writing incredibly mediocre songs.

[Livestock]

winnerr..

[beef666]

Hamiltonians Chuganaut describe themselves as "loosely based around ‘Rock’, ‘Alternative’ & ‘Twisted MetaL’ styles with Mellow & Heavy Extremes!"

Fuck yeah! I love Heavy Extremes. Wonder if their new stuff is Hardout az?

HAHAHA

http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=USriZAMR2nA

Lol@ the cannibal corpse and slayer t-shirts

[cirE]

pretty fucking amazing really, it's like alien vs predator or something

[scott penk]

hope you don't take offence if I ask you to sod off and die

[xTOMHOGANx]

Make sure it's an aids-nailbomb, least then any survivors will have a whole buch of shit they gotta deal with instead of writing incredibly mediocre songs.

hmmm,that or a whole lot more exposure for playing the aids card.

Next thing we know we will have chuganaut aids benefit shows all over tv.

Maybe a cyanide-nailbomb would be more effective?

[Bruno]

winnerr..

agreed, i think all of benjamins quotes should be altered into humourosly photoshopped/ms-painted versions.

[Bruno]

Make sure it's an aids-nailbomb, least then any survivors will have a whole buch of shit they gotta deal with instead of writing incredibly mediocre songs.

but wouldn't any amount of aids i could pack into a nailbomb be out-aidsed by the auditory aids coming from the stage?

[scott penk]

less than a month away!

[Jeff Fucken Jack]

i highly doubt that anyone from punkas would go to ruin this event, truely think so.

[Caliban]

i havent really followed the rabble saga but why does everyone hate them so much? some of their actual music doesnt seem too dissimilar from what i presume some punkas members tastes to consist of.

[Livestock]

is anyone actually gonna go? im dead seriously keen.. it would be outstanding the sort of shoe where metro mums and dads would take their wee ones if they were showing an interest in 'punk rock'

[kimura]

t0tally keen yo!

[XIBALBA]

^ By the looks of things they'll be doing the whole shebang.

[Soulreaper]

loal

[Brento]

I got my ticket already from K-mart.