Wanted: Set of Steps

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Wanted: Set of Steps

Postby peta feral » Tue Mar 10, 2015 2:00 pm

Does anyone have a a set of steps?

Measurements follow:

2.5 metres to fit:

Height of underneath of doorstep, 52.5 inches,133-4cm

Bolt holes 4inches, 10 cm below Doorstep

Depth, path to wall, 82 inches, 208.5 cm

Can pay with Money or with Avocado trees and Native trees.

Please email because I am not on the phone or online at home and can rarely look on Punkas.

Email: pkjungle@gmail.com

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Re: Wanted: Set of Steps

Postby Drax » Tue Apr 14, 2015 11:17 am

Fuck off.

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Re: Wanted: Set of Steps

Postby Green Bastard » Wed Apr 15, 2015 7:44 pm

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Re: Wanted: Set of Steps

Postby Dan Last » Sat Apr 18, 2015 1:52 pm

Step 1: We can have lots of fun.

Step 2: There's so much we can do.

Step 3: It's just you and me.

Step 4: I can give you more.

Step 5: Don't you know that the time has arrived.

Step 6: ???

Step 7: Profit.
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Re: Wanted: Set of Steps

Postby 9seconds » Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:58 pm

the fundamental misunderstanding of how steps work is the best part
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Re: Wanted: Set of Steps

Postby General Mutante » Sun Dec 20, 2015 10:23 pm

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Re: Wanted: Set of Steps

Postby Window Licker » Wed Dec 23, 2015 2:04 pm

Holy fuck, it appears this lady sits on FB 24/7 sharing online petitions. :roll:
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Re: Wanted: Set of Steps

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Wed Dec 23, 2015 2:07 pm

peta feral wrote:Please email because I am not on the phone or online at home and can rarely look on Punkas.


Hmm.

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Re: Wanted: Set of Steps

Postby 9seconds » Wed Dec 23, 2015 2:40 pm

akaxo is a mutual friend..

seems nice, but hardcore animal rights evangelists annoy me just as much as blokey hunter assholes
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Re: Wanted: Set of Steps

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Wed Dec 23, 2015 3:54 pm

9seconds wrote:akaxo is a mutual friend..


Figures

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Re: Wanted: Set of Steps

Postby akaxo » Wed Dec 23, 2015 6:56 pm

hey!

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Re: Wanted: Set of Steps

Postby yossarian » Fri Jan 01, 2016 7:31 pm

Really wanted some avocado trees so I went down to Bunnings and asked to buy a set of steps and now I'm in a home for special needs children.

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Re: Wanted: Set of Steps

Postby peta feral » Tue Mar 01, 2016 2:28 pm

I'm still looking for a set of outdoor steps before I break a leg falling through the rotten ones I've got!

Hope this doesn't elicit more abuse?!

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Re: Wanted: Set of Steps

Postby yossarian » Tue Mar 01, 2016 6:03 pm

I found the most appropriate set of steps for you apparently:

We admitted we were powerless over alcohol—that our lives had become unmanageable.
Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.
Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
Continued to take personal inventory, and when we were wrong, promptly admitted it.
Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
Having had a spiritual experience[11] as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

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Re: Wanted: Set of Steps

Postby Drax » Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:22 pm

Fuck I just remembered I have a set of steps that match these exact specifications.

I will sell them to you for one million avodaco trees.


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