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Financial Review's / Advice

Postby MuscleMan » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:32 pm

So I'm self employed now, and finding it hard to get my "bramd" out there without forking out heaps of money for advertising. Willing to do anyone that's serious about moving forward with money a review and planning session for free as long as you sing my praises to all y'all friends.

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Re: Financial Review's / Advice

Postby TimShadbolt » Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:19 pm

steve f wrote:Willing to do anyone


Ha.

But seriously, what's your profession? Tell me a bit more. What does a review and planning session entail? IRL I'm a graphic designer and website developer, self employed offering cloud based solutions for internet business. So we should talk, perhaps...

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Re: Financial Review's / Advice

Postby MuscleMan » Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:22 am

Tax structure, your goal's financially and how you are implementing a plan to achieve them mainly. I have quite a robust knowledge of options and lending processes. Home purchases/home loan refinances are easy as shit to me. I watch growth area's with the best return on rental income : property growth averages. Know very good accountants and solicitors, and generally can have a hand in arranging whatever you choose to do moving forward.

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Re: Financial Review's / Advice

Postby TimShadbolt » Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:06 am

Hmmm. Need a website? I need an accountant.

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Re: Financial Review's / Advice

Postby nazi scum » Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:25 am

Sounds like you both need jobs.

can you help me get a loan???

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Re: Financial Review's / Advice

Postby Livestock » Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:35 am

Steve -

Interested to talk possibly, but maybe not till the end of this year. Would be looking at a home loan, and the best way to go about that with a reasonably large deposit (~60k). Would definitely pay well for some advice on the best interest options on a 10 yr loan, and all the bullshit required.

Anyways will be in touch.

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Re: Financial Review's / Advice

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:35 am

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Re: Financial Review's / Advice

Postby PertHJ » Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:49 am

Livestock wrote:a reasonably large deposit (~60k)


Reasonably large? Where are you looking at buying?
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Re: Financial Review's / Advice

Postby a lesser known matt » Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:27 pm

PertHJ wrote:
Livestock wrote:a reasonably large deposit (~60k)


Reasonably large? Where are you looking at buying?


That was going to be my question. I am going to assume out of the main centers due to 60k being considered large and the short loan term

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Re: Financial Review's / Advice

Postby MuscleMan » Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:22 pm

If you are prepared to do it right, a $350k loan should only really hinder your cash flow for 6-10 years. At that point it should be paid off in full, or moved to a trust or LTC that has passive income covering the outgoings.

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Re: Financial Review's / Advice

Postby TimShadbolt » Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:29 pm

nazi scum wrote:Sounds like you both need jobs.


I need to sort out my tax. Not that I'd expect you to know anything about that. :wink:

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Re: Financial Review's / Advice

Postby MuscleMan » Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:42 am

I'm not really looking to do accounts per say. My role is structure/planning/reporting. I would refer you to a good accountant or lawyer however.

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Re: Financial Review's / Advice

Postby TimShadbolt » Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:17 am

Cheers. I will keep that in mind.

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Re: Financial Review's / Advice

Postby xsfat » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:08 am

I'm self employed now, and finding it hard to get my "bramd" out there

Correct me if I'm wrong, but you would need to be a registered financial adviser to provide some of the services you have mentioned.

Whenever the bank tried to offer me a free financial review or 'health check', it usually involves being told that I need more insurance and unnecessary borrowing...
Swimming against that tide, I imagine it must be pretty tough to gain business amongst the average kiwis, especially being newly self-employed


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