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wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby akaxo » Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:15 pm

anyone got one rotting away outside they want taken away? any condition or incomplete all good. just after a frame for some of the steel, a chain and some of the gear bits. doesn't matter what sort as not for a bike. cheers. suppose i might give you a dozen free range eggs for it even. or an old ac/dc shirt.
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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby FC » Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:42 pm

There is one at our house, but we just moved out.
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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby Cosmo Kramer » Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:52 pm

FC wrote:There is one at our house, but we just moved out.



so you mean there wasone at your house?

or there is one at our old house?
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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby akaxo » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:01 pm

is it outside somewhere there still?
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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby FC » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:02 pm

It's around the back of the garage. You go down the back of the garage, and youll see a wheel poking out. That is the bike, and it is missing a pedal. Neither Lance or Dan seemed worried about it, so you are welcome to it. Might be girls there, just say its yours and the gross guys who were there last said to come grab it. They'll know you're being honest, because they recoiled in disgust at the state of our house.
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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby Cosmo Kramer » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:05 pm

FC wrote:Might be girls there


OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK !!!!

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Postby akaxo » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:06 pm

haha sweet thanks
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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby akaxo » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:20 pm

no pics sorry the house was still empty.

say cheers to whoever owned the bike from me aidan, it's got all the bits i wanted on it.
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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby dustbinflowers » Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:17 pm

ooo, what project are you up to? Or are you just fixing your bike?

Think my stupid (but cool) single speed is still in your shed maybe
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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby Cosmo Kramer » Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:43 pm

akaxo wrote:no pics sorry the house was still empty.



then....did you go through their (underwear) draws ?
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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby Cosmo Kramer » Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:43 pm

dustbinflowers wrote:ooo, what project are you up to? Or are you just fixing your bike?

Think my stupid (but cool) single speed is still in your shed maybe



you mean....a fixie ? :baton:
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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby akaxo » Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:42 pm

ha yeah it's in the garage but you don't want me hacking it up surely?

the house was empty of stuff and people so no undie draws to rifle through.

this pretty much but gearing it better so the spin cycle is faster:

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eMMfWIdRsk[/video]
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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby Cosmo Kramer » Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:44 pm

akaxo wrote:ha yeah it's in the garage but you don't want me hacking it up surely?

the house was empty of stuff and people so no undie draws to rifle through.

this pretty much but gearing it better so the spin cycle is faster:

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eMMfWIdRsk[/video]



so you made it out of a wasshing machine?

what about the bikes you lie down in horizontaly and pedal....any of you punks use them?
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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby dustbinflowers » Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:27 pm

ah cool- mine wouldn'thave been much good if you were after gears.

No, not a fixie, more like a bmx thing. Very fricking useless for living up a hill.
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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby Cosmo Kramer » Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:33 pm

so its not out of a washing machine?

do you think we would be friends in real life?
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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby akaxo » Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:42 pm

so many questions and i'm not sure who they're all aimed at :?

yes i'm making it using an old washing machine. and an exercycle.

no i've never used one of those bikes you pedal horizontally on though this is a very cool example of a pedal washing machine made kinda like that:
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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Wed Feb 01, 2012 2:51 pm

akaxo wrote:ha yeah it's in the garage but you don't want me hacking it up surely?

the house was empty of stuff and people so no undie draws to rifle through.

this pretty much but gearing it better so the spin cycle is faster:

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eMMfWIdRsk[/video]


to be honest that seems a bit complicated, why wouldnt you just run a shaft off the back axle, then you have all the gears built in already....

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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby Cosmo Kramer » Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:05 pm

Fiction & Falsehood wrote:
akaxo wrote:ha yeah it's in the garage but you don't want me hacking it up surely?

the house was empty of stuff and people so no undie draws to rifle through.

this pretty much but gearing it better so the spin cycle is faster:

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eMMfWIdRsk[/video]


to be honest that seems a bit complicated, why wouldnt you just run a shaft off the back axle, then you have all the gears built in already....

Cosmo Kramer wrote:do you think we would be friends in real life?

look out serra, i think somebody has a thing


whats wrong with friends?

would we be friends phill?
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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby akaxo » Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:26 pm

Fiction & Falsehood wrote:to be honest that seems a bit complicated, why wouldnt you just run a shaft off the back axle, then you have all the gears built in already....

yeah that's pretty much what i'm doing, that was just the first video i found of a front loader running off a bike.
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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:34 pm

be even better if you could run a belt off the back wheel i was just thinking, great idea no matter how you do it, i can see an exercycle would be the go for the solid standing frame it has, but yeh, having the gears means you can really crank up the tempo on the old bass drum, just means a bit more frame building and you have to face away from it, so might not see it start to tip over haha..

might have to mickey mouse one of these myself sometime.

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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby Cosmo Kramer » Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:38 pm

Fiction & Falsehood wrote:chris we could be friends in really life, but only if you like getting drunk and talking shit


what do you think?
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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby akaxo » Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:56 pm

yep the bike will be facing away from the machine unlike in the video. and yeah the exercycle's main bonus is the frame ha, makes it a piece of piss to weld it all together. i spent a bit of time putting together one using a top loading washing machine then reached the point where i was going to have to buy stuff to make it work. wasn't keen on that as part of the idea was to just use stuff that would be rubbish otherwise, well except for the welding rods and angle grinder discs. so now just waiting for the first of two close appliance repair places to have a front loader that's beyond repair, they were both happy as to just ring me rather than take it to the dump when they next had one.
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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby Cosmo Kramer » Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:57 pm

can we stop talking baout bikes now ?

kinda getting boring
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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby akaxo » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:03 pm

this more your cup of tea?

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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:04 pm

youre kinda getting boring chrysalis.

a top loader would be preferable i reckon, but yeh, only if you can come up with some way to change the rotation from vertical to horizontal, a few strategic pulleys? some kind of angle joint from a car?
i guess front loader is a shitload easier
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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby Cosmo Kramer » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:11 pm

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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby akaxo » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:13 pm

that's where my problem was, not an unsolvable problem but just one i couldn't get around with what i've already got in the garage. still, should have a free fucked front loader in a few days or so, going to make it all so much simpler.

in the mean time making one of these out of a couple of bratz dolls i got for $2 on trademe. the rear forks of the mountain bike from aidans were just right to mount the wooden block on so no big ugly bolts.

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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby Cosmo Kramer » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:17 pm

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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby akaxo » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:18 pm

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Re: wanted: fucked bike in chch

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:22 pm

ive been very, damn right criminally, lazy lately, gotta finish this caravan of mine, its been over a year
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