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free shit jokes and stuff

Postby vibri » Wed May 18, 2005 4:02 pm

oh wheres all the free shit jokes and stuff? :(

i got a free ummm poo

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Postby vibri » Wed May 18, 2005 4:19 pm

knock knock

whos there?

fuck

fuck who?

fuck you
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Postby eli » Wed May 18, 2005 5:25 pm

how does vibri know his his mums got her period?
he can taste it on his unkles cock!

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Postby chrisbucks » Wed May 18, 2005 8:07 pm

eli wrote:how does vibri know his his mums got her period?
he can taste it on his unkles cock!


:?

now theres a bad joke. in all respects too.
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Postby nicholas hammond » Wed May 18, 2005 8:21 pm

what did 50 cent say when snoop dogg knitted him a jumper?


gee, you knit?







how did the butcher introduce his wife?


meat patty

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Postby Laurenzorro » Wed May 18, 2005 9:32 pm

I will kill you Jon :evil:
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Postby pissdrunx » Wed May 18, 2005 11:33 pm

captain dracula wrote:what did 50 cent say when snoop dogg knitted him a jumper?


gee, you knit?



Hahaha, it took me a few seconds to get that one.......haha :lol:
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Postby drunk and proud » Thu May 19, 2005 1:08 pm

what has two legs and bleeds?




half a cat



how do you stop your dog from digging?




take away its spade

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Postby slide » Thu May 19, 2005 1:28 pm

chris brutal wrote:now theres a bad joke. in all respects too.


not bad as in bad but bad as in good?

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Postby PertHJ » Thu May 19, 2005 1:38 pm

drunk and proud wrote:what has two legs and bleeds?




half a cat



how do you stop your dog from digging?




take away its spade


the cat one is funny coz its true

the dog ones stupid
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Postby kittenslayer » Thu May 19, 2005 4:48 pm

Who is the best on punkas?






kittenslayer 8)

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Postby drunk and proud » Thu May 19, 2005 5:38 pm

uh


nice one...

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Postby Råsunda » Fri May 20, 2005 2:24 am

What´s brown and sticky?

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Postby chrisbucks » Fri May 20, 2005 2:54 am

a stick.
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Postby PertHJ » Fri May 20, 2005 9:38 am

I feel i should offer a better alternative to the dog joke...

how do you stop your dog from digging?




cut off its legs
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Postby yuda » Fri May 20, 2005 10:11 am

Baby fur seal walks into a club....

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Postby chrisbucks » Sat May 21, 2005 12:25 am

how do you stop a baby swinging around on a close line at 30km/h?


with a cricket bat.






whats brown and looks through ur window...


poo on stilts



whats brown and crawls up ur leg


homesick poo.


whats the difference between unloading a truck of babies and a truck of ball bearings?

u cant unload ball bearings with a pitch fork



whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can?

finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans.



whats blue and red and sits at the bottom of a pool?

baby with popped floaties


whats green and red and sits at the bottom of a pool?

the same baby 3 weeks later.
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Postby SOSA » Sat May 21, 2005 1:03 pm

why does michael jackson like 28 year olds


cause theres 20 of them



what do islanders call a window

a niuean (new-way-in)



how do samoans get their fam photos


speed cameras... (dont take as racism... a samoan told me it)




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Postby dillon1974 » Sat May 21, 2005 6:07 pm

Whats red and blue and if it falls out of a tree it really hurts......






A brick wearing jeans.......(This joke is on the back of those potato chip packets) Its stupid

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Postby Entity » Mon May 23, 2005 11:53 am

why did the maori cross the road?





to claim the other side.

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Postby cancerfuck » Sat May 28, 2005 9:07 pm

captain dracula wrote:what did 50 cent say when snoop dogg knitted him a jumper?


gee, you knit?







how did the butcher introduce his wife?


meat patty


LMFAO.

Why did snoop dogg need an umbrella?




drizzle.

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Postby Hilary Duff » Sat Jun 04, 2005 1:31 pm

its FO' DRIZZLE
you dick
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Postby Guest » Sat Jun 04, 2005 3:20 pm

RICHIE! wrote:why does michael jackson like 28 year olds


cause theres 20 of them


You're a fucktard...
Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
It doesn't work if you use numerals...

How do you get a clown off a swing?
Hit it in the face with an axe

What's red and goes round and round?
Baby in a Blender

What's worse than a baby in a blender?
Eating it out with corn chips.

What's red, goes round and round and bangs on the window?
A toddler in the microwave.

What's red and spits?
Baby in a frying pan.

What runs up and down the hallway but never turns around?
Toddler with a javelin through its head

What's black, has four legs and an arm?
Dobberman in a playbround

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Postby SOSA » Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:17 pm

riz wrote:Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
It doesn't work if you use numerals...




wtf thats not funny.


i dont even get it...
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Postby Mark - » Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:29 pm

What's the best thing about having sex with a 2 year old ?

hearing its pelvis snap.

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Postby chrisbucks » Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:02 am

RICHIE! wrote:
riz wrote:Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
It doesn't work if you use numerals...




wtf thats not funny.


i dont even get it...


obviously not. i thought it was hilarious myself. actual lol (at you).
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Postby Guest » Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:35 am

RICHIE! wrote:
riz wrote:Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
It doesn't work if you use numerals...




wtf thats not funny.


i dont even get it...

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Postby dawn! » Sun Jun 05, 2005 9:47 pm

Entity wrote:why did the maori cross the road?





to claim the other side.


now thats a funny joke!!

all the babie jokes are funny, but so sad, if u get what i mean....or not.
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Postby Pheezin'2K » Mon Jun 06, 2005 12:05 am

whats the worst thing about raping 7 year olds?

cleaning the blood off the clown suit
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Postby HTDS » Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:04 am

eli wrote:how does vibri know his his mums got her period?
he can taste it on his unkles cock!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thats so lame its fucking hillarious.
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