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Re: GTA V

Postby xCaptainx » Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:51 am

hahaha you always make things so much more harder than they need to be.

Picked this up at Midnight, played till 3am. It's pretty awesome.

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Re: GTA V

Postby Philfy Vermin » Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:56 am

really, and in what way have i done that?
it wasnt my choice that the console didnt ship with the controller, which is hopefully all thats wrong, in the mean time im copying the game to harddisk, and il borrow a controller tonight, assuming the one i bought doesnt show up in the mail.

kinda frustrating tho, knowing the game is THAT close and i cant play it.
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Re: GTA V

Postby xCaptainx » Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:16 pm

I skimmed through your posts, a lot of your geek forum posts seem to involve using obscure or weird items to make a relatively simple process much, much harder.

What evil person sold you a console with no controller?

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Re: GTA V

Postby Lummoxgrinder » Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:07 pm

Wife picked up my copy today. Sucks I'm at work. Also got the guide book as I found it handy as Fuck in San andreas. Not long now till I get home.

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Re: GTA V

Postby buckton » Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:10 pm

3pm cannot be here soon enough.
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Re: GTA V

Postby Philfy Vermin » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:38 pm

xCaptainx wrote:I skimmed through your posts



shut up then.

back home with a borrowed controller, waiting with anticipation for it to charge
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Re: GTA V

Postby buckton » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:52 pm

Should start the massive install while the controllers charging.
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Re: GTA V

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:05 pm

Fuck it might go hook a copy on the way home.

What's going to hinder phils GTA V experience next

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Re: GTA V

Postby mmmm....good crack » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:09 pm

Do it bro. Best game Eva. its just amazing. Apart from the start there's fuck all load times. Missions are actually fun. Fuucckkkk its mean.
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Re: GTA V

Postby mmmm....good crack » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:10 pm

Also stop failing Phil. It's hard to read.
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Re: GTA V

Postby Philfy Vermin » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:53 pm

ok, im playing it now, been taking franklin up buildings an making him jump off, mean as.

sux on this little screen tho, looking forward to getting my new tv
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Re: GTA V

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:58 pm

How little we talkin here

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Re: GTA V

Postby Craig_Bastard » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:02 pm

I take back everything I said about wanting San Andreas II, GTA V is amazing in its own right.

FUCKING AMAZING!!!
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Re: GTA V

Postby Philfy Vermin » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:17 pm

buckton wrote:Should start the massive install while the controllers charging.


yeh i'd already done that, twice in fact, once for the disc and for some reason had to install again after i copied it to the internal drive.
im playing it off that now, gave the disc to my mate so i could use his spare controller.

was a bit confused for a while trying to assign the controller, still dunno why my corded controller wouldnt work.. properly, it worked in the playstation menu, but not in the game... fuckin temperamental fuckin machine.
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Re: GTA V

Postby Philfy Vermin » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:20 pm

Dixon Cider A.C. wrote:How little we talkin here


25 inch i think, too small to be able to read the little prompts and shit properly, but its only for tonight and tomorrow night.
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Re: GTA V

Postby Philfy Vermin » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:26 pm

p.s. this game is sweeet, im not high enough to get too exited, but i think if i was playing it on a big screen and stoned id be on here wanking off about it til i jizzed red, driving is real good, still harder than gta3, but not as tedious as gta4, gunfighting is awesome, fistfighting is cool too, havnt really done much yet, just started some stranger mish, but after im done with that gunna jack a lambo and shoot out to mount chiliad and drive things off it.

oh yeh i might not be stoned, but franklin is, if you sit him down in the lounge at his house he can smoke weed, turns the whole world kinda like a sunfaded 70's photo, bit more glare, bit meh, theres some beers too didnt try those tho.
Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red


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Re: GTA V

Postby Craig_Bastard » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:32 pm

Wait till Michael smokes weed.....

Also I think ive just opened the main story arc. Actually punched the air and went "fuck yeah!" On the mission with the winch (spoiler free post there I hope)

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Re: GTA V

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:38 pm

Installing now. Looking forward to smoking virtual weed and drinking virtual beers while smoking actual weed and drinking actual beers

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Re: GTA V

Postby Dick Dynamite » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:05 pm

Philfy Vermin wrote:was a bit confused for a while trying to assign the controller, still dunno why my corded controller wouldnt work.. properly, it worked in the playstation menu, but not in the game... fuckin temperamental fuckin machine.


Because its a ps2 controller? They look the same but are completely different.

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Re: GTA V

Postby Philfy Vermin » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:48 pm

ps2's dont have usb plugs, but yeh, probably something to do with it.
Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red


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Re: GTA V

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:51 pm

Voice acting is incredible

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Re: GTA V

Postby Philfy Vermin » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:02 pm

haha i just climbed up a mountain and go mauled by a cougar

the quads are the shit
Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red


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Re: GTA V

Postby mmmm....good crack » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:10 pm

Its so good its almost ridiculous. I got all the dudes now. Fuck this game is good. Everything IV should have been.
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Re: GTA V

Postby Dick Dynamite » Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:14 pm

Bastards all of ya.

Can't afford at all right now :(

Might play gay tony to try drown my sorrows.

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Re: GTA V

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:05 am

Inception.

Anyone bumped into the marijuana lobbyist yet? Pretty massive wtf

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Re: GTA V

Postby Philfy Vermin » Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:28 am

nope, heard on the radio the medicinal cocaine advocate tho, which is silly, medical synthetic cocaine is common as, most of us have had it, its pretty choice.
Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red


General Mutante wrote:You're so controversial. I can't handle it.

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Re: GTA V

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:48 am

Ha the ad on the radio for the bail bond loan shark about beating your mrs cos it was all her fault. Been cracking up at the news too man the radio is one of the most genius parts of the game

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Re: GTA V

Postby Philfy Vermin » Wed Sep 18, 2013 11:24 am

it has been since GTA3, vice city especially was crack up as fuck.
Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red


General Mutante wrote:You're so controversial. I can't handle it.

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Re: GTA V

Postby geneterror666 » Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:23 pm

Dick Dynamite wrote:
Philfy Vermin wrote:was a bit confused for a while trying to assign the controller, still dunno why my corded controller wouldnt work.. properly, it worked in the playstation menu, but not in the game... fuckin temperamental fuckin machine.


Because its a ps2 controller? They look the same but are completely different.

I have used both a PS2 dual analog AND PS1 Namco six button arcade stick on my PS3, just sayin'.

Also this game fucking rules, can't wait for the online to be released!

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Re: GTA V

Postby Craig_Bastard » Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:36 pm

1st October for online. The investments thing is a pretty cool way to make money too. Returned a guys stolen bike and he gave me $100, 000 in stock. Time to buy some petfood...
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