You, Owning n00bs

[MuscleMan]

drone harbingers are SO gay.

[kittenslayer]

Yeah, fuck em, too hard to control, I got tired of using skyrays yesterday so resorted spamming gun drones.

[MuscleMan]

I mean they are gay because they are too easy...

force stand ground with two (four if its 2 tau players)

and set them on force attack waypointing to a chokepoint near your enemies base.

if you have 12 generators they consume less power than your getting per cycle so you can perma spam a swarm of drones.

Very cheap/effective for closing off an area of the map so you can juggernaut the other side.

[kittenslayer]

I mean they are gay because they are too easy...

force stand ground with two (four if its 2 tau players)

and set them on force attack waypointing to a chokepoint near your enemies base.

if you have 12 generators they consume less power than your getting per cycle so you can perma spam a swarm of drones.

Very cheap/effective for closing off an area of the map so you can juggernaut the other side.

Yeah, luckily for my enemies i don't have the paitence for em!!!!

Anyay didn't you say you wanna vs me?

Pwned em just as the orbital beam hits

[MuscleMan]

only got old PC atm... all I can run is dota.

when new(as in 5 months ago) rig comes from playtech I will pm you.

[kittenslayer]

damn, won in the nick of time!!!

[cheese]

a healthy k/d ratio

[the ledge]

Suppose you get accused of cheating often?

[cheese]

yeh did heaps of nz servers, but then i got high admin access to ban.co.nz.
Any accusing = admin abuse = perm ban

called sus on aussie servers but thats about it.

[MuscleMan]

my steam id is banned on most nz servers because of noob kiddy admins.

[kittenslayer]

I always insult dudes who kill me on FPS!

[the ledge]

Yeah, I'm often in trouble for harrassing others on CS:S

[cheese]

...and then you get server regulars who get a bit insecure about someone new stealing their thunder...

*DEAD* LJber-caekn agent 4 : fuck your a shit cunt chz, l2play you randie, fucking noob cunt
*DEAD* chz : oh quit talking
*DEAD* LJber-caekn agent 4 : Fuck up noob
*DEAD* LJber-caekn agent 4 : dud
DEAD* chz : wow you used all the cliche cs talk in 3 lines
*DEAD* Mutiny : weow you must be cool zomgzomg chu a dud im so cool, fag
*DEAD* LJber-caekn agent 4 : wow you should camp spawn more like a shit cunt
*DEAD* chz : camp spawn? i came to dd and nailed you with a deagle headshot

nailed him once more...and...LJber-caekn agent 4 left the game (Disconnect by user.)

[kittenslayer]

If I am losing on RTS, I will say "Okay, if you guys apologise now or just log off I will forgive you!!!" or "It's not to too late to give up now!!!"

on FPS i just say "fuck youuuu!!!!!!" Or "How dare you!!!!????"

[kittenslayer]

fuck thats pretty hardcore ks!

judging by your battlefield skills, you must be yelling alot.

SILENCE!!!! i WOULD pwn you if i have bf2 at home

[kittenslayer]

wotz dis bad company? A new ww2 Bf game?

[skeetnigguh]

mic spam ftw
always manage to get someone's knickers all twisted up and shit

[the ledge]

An "RPX WHAT!?" from anyone in my clan now results in a permanent ban on most servers, so you gotta make sure you go out with a "FUK CUNT MOTHER FUCKIN RPX REPS HARDCORE"

[cheese]

40-0 had to be posted


just found out they have stats on those servers.
ranked 5th out of 28775, time for a new hobby maybe.

[cheese]

yeh on and off. to start with i had an agpx4 card for ages, incredibly hard to play with. Then the one or two years with utterly shit internet where i'd get unplayable 30second pings. The past year has been sweet finally.

[LegDog]

Holy shit dude, well done!

[kittenslayer]

CS is abit boring though.

[ten thousand bears]

All games that I really actually like are dumb and boring and old and for noobs.

...Am I cool now too?

[kittenslayer]

jeez

[Uhtred]

If I am losing on RTS, I will say "Okay, if you guys apologise now or just log off I will forgive you!!!" or "It's not to too late to give up now!!!"

on FPS i just say "fuck youuuu!!!!!!" Or "How dare you!!!!????"

this is the owning noobs thread, not the being a noob thread.

[kittenslayer]

If I am losing on RTS, I will say "Okay, if you guys apologise now or just log off I will forgive you!!!" or "It's not to too late to give up now!!!"

on FPS i just say "fuck youuuu!!!!!!" Or "How dare you!!!!????"

this is the owning noobs thread, not the being a noob thread.

Fuck up fuckah

Anyway, my wins are not showing up for my new soulstorm account?!!! DA FUK?!

[the ledge]

Was 10 minutes late to the game too

[MuscleMan]

[daggers]

this one time I was all like

[mmmm....good crack]

that best kill streak is with all low level kill streaks, i dont play chopper gunner etc i think its op.