How to go vegan without getting arrested for bio-terrorism?

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How to go vegan without getting arrested for bio-terrorism?

Postby Max » Fri Jun 28, 2013 10:08 pm

So, I got myself a vegan recipe book and started working my way through it. Within a week my arse was a weapon of mass destruction, I should have hired myself out to Bashar al-Assad.

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Re: How to go vegan without getting arrested for bio-terrori

Postby Rabooyah » Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:25 pm

try again in free jokes n shit
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Re: How to go vegan without getting arrested for bio-terrori

Postby haiku terror shades » Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:28 am

there's a product out there called "de-gas" I believe.

Herbs and spices traditionally used with vegetable and legume dishes as carminatives are sometimes absent from new school vege/vegan cookbooks or are not included in enough quantity and they also tend to up the amount of onions in dishes which can be a fartastrophe.

When it comes to defusing spices cumin is particularly good as is caraway and fennel, get a mortar and pestle set and grind them from whole.

Always cook beans with Bay Leaves.

I have heard good things about Episote but it's very hard to get ahold of.

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Re: How to go vegan without getting arrested for bio-terrori

Postby Philfy Vermin » Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:33 am

but farting is awesome!
Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red


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Re: How to go vegan without getting arrested for bio-terrori

Postby dustbinflowers » Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:11 am

If you were not vege or vegan before starting, maybe consider easing your way into it for less trauma on yourself and those around you. Try the recipes as side dishes maybe, or start off having these meals two or three times a week. Changing your diet radically in a short space of time can fuck you up.
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Re: How to go vegan without getting arrested for bio-terrori

Postby Yellow Romans » Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:49 pm

If cooking beans I have heard that changing the soak water a couple of times before cooking, and then again whilst cooking will help prevent them making you fart. But I think it's more fun to just let nature take its course. Get a cigarette lighter and try lighting your farts. Drop clangers in crowds and walk away. I did one (well lots actually) in a really big crowd on a hot day. The dude behind me said in a huge booming voice "Damn, who cut the cheese?" It took a fair bit of effort not to start laughing at that!

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Re: How to go vegan without getting arrested for bio-terrori

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:52 pm

haha fart in people's faces and piss in their drinks and shit in their mouths haha

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Re: How to go vegan without getting arrested for bio-terrori

Postby mmmm....good crack » Mon Aug 05, 2013 10:05 pm

Cum in their ears
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Re: How to go vegan without getting arrested for bio-terrori

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Mon Aug 05, 2013 10:30 pm

Does your old lady get into ear cumming bro

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Re: How to go vegan without getting arrested for bio-terrori

Postby Kev Japan » Sun Sep 15, 2013 4:43 pm

Yellow Romans wrote:If cooking beans I have heard that changing the soak water a couple of times before cooking, and then again whilst cooking will help prevent them making you fart. But I think it's more fun to just let nature take its course. Get a cigarette lighter and try lighting your farts. Drop clangers in crowds and walk away. I did one (well lots actually) in a really big crowd on a hot day. The dude behind me said in a huge booming voice "Damn, who cut the cheese?" It took a fair bit of effort not to start laughing at that!


I can't believe I missed this thread. When I first got really into making hummus, I'd purposely add tons of raw garlic to get back at the bass player in one of my old bands. He was the only person who gave me any shit about my dietary choices, so I'd cropdust him during band practices. I got him so badly a few times that tears rolled down his cheeks.

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Re: How to go vegan without getting arrested for bio-terrori

Postby snuff » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:29 pm

Kev was it you that used to refer to their farts as 'vegetarian protests'?

Still use that line from time to time...
I guess you really need to ask yourself... What Would Graeme Do?

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Re: How to go vegan without getting arrested for bio-terrori

Postby Kev Japan » Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:22 am

snuff wrote:Kev was it you that used to refer to their farts as 'vegetarian protests'?

Still use that line from time to time...


Vegetarian waftfare.


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