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Cocks

Postby Don Lope de Aguirre » Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:13 pm

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Re: Cocks

Postby daggers » Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:16 pm

Don Lope de Aguirre wrote:Image


the fuck is that mark hamill?
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Re: Cocks

Postby homosexualblackjew » Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:19 pm

Better than the boob thread!

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Re: Cocks

Postby pattymayonnaise » Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:36 pm

I see..

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Re: Cocks

Postby Don Lope de Aguirre » Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:47 pm

daggers wrote:
Don Lope de Aguirre wrote:Image


the fuck is that mark hamill?


hahaha. hmm?

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Re: Cocks

Postby Don Lope de Aguirre » Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:51 pm

more from the Big Penis Book:

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Re: Cocks

Postby Dennis from Accounts » Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:22 pm

i wish i had a big cock
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Re: Cocks

Postby Don Lope de Aguirre » Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:24 pm

I've heard some agencies offer a service, they call it, "penis enlargement". One of them had enough foresight to contact me via electronic mail! Have you heard of them?

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Re: Cocks

Postby cirE » Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:36 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Cocks

Postby Rob Anybody » Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:42 pm

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fuck that... what the fuck.

kinda envy mark hamil now tho, first he got to be luke skywalker, and now hes got a massive(but not untenably so) dizzle.
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Re: Cocks

Postby Dennis from Accounts » Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:45 pm

Don Lope de Aguirre wrote:I've heard some agencies offer a service, they call it, "penis enlargement". One of them had enough foresight to contact me via electronic mail! Have you heard of them?


I don't believe so. How does this work? Is it a matter of attaching it to a clothes line and stretching it? Are there magical salts involved? Has this got anything to do with witchcraft?
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Re: Cocks

Postby Ben Fats » Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:54 pm

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Re: Cocks

Postby Ben Fats » Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:02 am

this ones for caliban because "the biggest aren't always the best"

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Re: Cocks

Postby Don Lope de Aguirre » Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:54 pm

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Re: Cocks

Postby homosexualblackjew » Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:20 pm

pattymayonnaise wrote:I see..

what you got against schlongs?!!!

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Re: Cocks

Postby Dennis from Accounts » Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:36 pm

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Oh dear. I am a 70 year old woman and I just happened across this big penis book in my son's room. My son is 45 years old and still single. I think he might be gay. That said, his big penis book is now in my room under my bed. So now my 45 year old single son is probably gay and angry. Well, he should get a job anyway or at least go find some real penis and stop reading about them in books like this. Good Lord this is a big penis book. And I love a big penis. And so does my son, apparently. I give this book ten thumbs up. I can't believe I never knew he was gay. He should get a job. Maybe as a dancer. Anyway, if you like a big penis, you will like this big penis book. Lord there are big penis's in this book. I mean big. Oh dear.


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Re: Cocks

Postby Don Lope de Aguirre » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:22 pm

Hey Dennis, I was in a cafe this morning and overheard a couple of yuppies on the adjacent table talking about a colleague of theirs named Dennis, who worked in the Accounts department. Were they talking about you? If so (and here's my real question), have you had the opportunity to inspect their cocks yet - maybe at the urinal, or during the Friday Orgy? Looked like they were packin'.

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Re: Cocks

Postby Dennis from Accounts » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:46 pm

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Re: Cocks

Postby Huey » Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:19 pm

Because he's the hero Punkas deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight

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Re: Cocks

Postby Fjaye » Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:58 pm

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Re: Cocks

Postby Rob Anybody » Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:02 pm

Huey wrote:http://www.biggerloads.com/penis-size/jelqing-for-size.html
Wikipedia wrote:Jelqing is a method intended to enlarge the penis by exercising the smooth muscle and other tissues in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. This technique, also called "milking", involves wrapping the thumb and index finger around the penis while semi-erect and repeatedly drawing them away from one's body to force blood into the glans, thus encouraging more vascularity in the corpus cavernosa and associated tissues. Whether jelqing actually works or not is a subject of controversy.

Risks that exist from this exercise are: burst blood vessels, sometimes causing bleeding from the urethra (which can lead to infection and other complications if not taken care of), and temporary or even permanent erectile dysfunction.


so fuck that, apparently if you do the penis pump thing it just gives you a permanent semi, a big one, but... yuck.

fuck that, just work with what you got, or if thats not good enuff for you, get balls inserted beneath the skin. :P
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Re: Cocks

Postby erinfection » Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:19 pm

Party Girl wrote:this ones for caliban because "the biggest aren't always the best"

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is that what is referred to as a "choad"?
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Re: Cocks

Postby Rob Anybody » Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:23 pm

nah, a chode is wider than it is long, but thats so close to being a chode it may as well be.

some chodes are huge tho
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Huey wrote:Trust me, I am ahead of the curve, you just don't realize it.

"I'm not sure about this one ... I think it's about coming of age, I cant remember much about because when it happened to me it was a long time ago. You could buy a packet of fags, a pint of beer and a three piece suit for half a crown and still have enough left to go and see Rudolf Valentino at the Gaumont! I can't afford to go to the pictures these days but I hear they talk in them now."

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Re: Cocks

Postby erinfection » Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:08 pm

really? do tell!
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Re: Cocks

Postby Rob Anybody » Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:12 pm

um, this is the internet, there is no better source for information and images of genitalia.
snuff wrote:I hate the whole 'atheist' tag eh, It's not like we have a special name for people who don't believe in Santa, they're just adults.

Huey wrote:Trust me, I am ahead of the curve, you just don't realize it.

"I'm not sure about this one ... I think it's about coming of age, I cant remember much about because when it happened to me it was a long time ago. You could buy a packet of fags, a pint of beer and a three piece suit for half a crown and still have enough left to go and see Rudolf Valentino at the Gaumont! I can't afford to go to the pictures these days but I hear they talk in them now."

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Re: Cocks

Postby Ben Fats » Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:21 pm

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Re: Cocks

Postby erinfection » Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:36 pm

Rob Anybody wrote:um, this is the internet, there is no better source for information and images of genitalia.


I thought you might have had an interesting personal story to share.
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Re: Cocks

Postby Don Lope de Aguirre » Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:55 pm

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Re: Cocks

Postby Ben Fats » Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:35 am

Don Lope de Aguirre wrote:Image


fuck, you found a pic of me, guts
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Re: Cocks

Postby MuscleMan » Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:08 pm

Rob Anybody wrote:
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fuck that... what the fuck.

kinda envy mark hamil now tho, first he got to be luke skywalker, and now hes got a massive(but not untenably so) dizzle.



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