Search found 9720 matches

by General Mutante
Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:04 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: ivyblue// NEW ALBUM ON TUESDAY
Replies: 58
Views: 4860

Re: ivyblue// NEW ALBUM ON TUESDAY

Going to watch it all instead of sleeping because I hate myself.
by General Mutante
Sat Sep 09, 2017 4:27 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Beef thread
Replies: 18
Views: 1497

Re: Beef thread

You're all cunts. I'll beat you to death with your family's corpses.
by General Mutante
Thu Sep 07, 2017 6:05 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: NZ election 2017
Replies: 139
Views: 9240

Re: NZ election 2017

David Seymour can eat shit.
by General Mutante
Mon Aug 14, 2017 9:42 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Quitting smoking...
Replies: 37
Views: 3253

Re: Quitting smoking...

But how do we monetize that?
by General Mutante
Wed Aug 09, 2017 11:20 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: NZ election 2017
Replies: 139
Views: 9240

Re: NZ election 2017

Well done.
by General Mutante
Sun Aug 06, 2017 1:56 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Quitting smoking...
Replies: 37
Views: 3253

Re: Quitting smoking...

That must have been a challenge.
by General Mutante
Sun Aug 06, 2017 2:57 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Quitting smoking...
Replies: 37
Views: 3253

Re: Quitting smoking...

Just quit life you posers.
by General Mutante
Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:06 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: NZ election 2017
Replies: 139
Views: 9240

Re: NZ election 2017

I'm going Green.

Should probably see a doctor.
by General Mutante
Thu Jul 20, 2017 2:42 am
Forum: Reviews
Topic: Meeting lance from punkas
Replies: 40
Views: 4903

Re: Meeting lance from punkas

Stone is a ripping film.
by General Mutante
Thu Jul 20, 2017 2:32 am
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Photobucket
Replies: 13
Views: 1348

Re: Photobucket

I weep for the old days of the internet.

by General Mutante
Wed Jul 19, 2017 11:26 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: 2017 Review: Cancer Sucks. Suicide Sucks. Fuck You 2017.
Replies: 29
Views: 2329

Re: 2017 Review: Cancer Sucks. Suicide Sucks. Fuck You 2017.

Must be the season for it. An old mate of my
mine's dad is on his way out from cancer right now. I think I'm going to be a tree next time around. The novelty of this form wore off a while ago now.
by General Mutante
Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:30 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: 'a bit original and interested in design, but not outrageous'
Replies: 47
Views: 3491

Re: 'a bit original and interested in design, but not outrageous'

"As a fun thought experiment, I sometimes wonder what I’d be like if I were a girl. Firstly, I imagine that if I were a girl I’d have big boobs, but this is probably more a projection of my own preferences, and my own assessment of my attractiveness, than any serious consideration of my genetic...
by General Mutante
Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:27 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: 'a bit original and interested in design, but not outrageous'
Replies: 47
Views: 3491

Re: 'a bit original and interested in design, but not outrageous'

"I am considering still having an earring, but a smaller one. One that says ‘a bit original and interested in design, but not outrageous’."
by General Mutante
Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:23 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: 'a bit original and interested in design, but not outrageous'
Replies: 47
Views: 3491

Re: 'a bit original and interested in design, but not outrageous'

"The moustache is uncomfortable at times, and I find myself stroking it a bit."
by General Mutante
Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:21 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: 'a bit original and interested in design, but not outrageous'
Replies: 47
Views: 3491

Re: 'a bit original and interested in design, but not outrageous'

"If a man looking like a pirate knocked on your door asking for directions, the first thing you might think is that he’s actually casing your place for gold and plunder."
by General Mutante
Sun Jun 25, 2017 6:54 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: 'a bit original and interested in design, but not outrageous'
Replies: 47
Views: 3491

Re: 'a bit original and interested in design, but not outrageous'

I found it pretty difficult to masturbate to tbh.
by General Mutante
Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:22 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: 2017 Review: Cancer Sucks. Suicide Sucks. Fuck You 2017.
Replies: 29
Views: 2329

Re: 2017 Review: Cancer Sucks. Suicide Sucks. Fuck You 2017.

I for one won't be happy until we get an Akaxo calendar with him in a variety of sexy poses.

I'd do one but I make enough people sick without getting naked in the first place.
by General Mutante
Wed Jun 21, 2017 11:41 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Pinching a poster proves fatal
Replies: 9
Views: 1020

Re: Pinching a poster proves fatal

HOLY COMPUTER ILLITERACY BATMAN
by General Mutante
Wed Jun 21, 2017 11:34 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Most cliche ridden non-apology ever?
Replies: 9
Views: 1222

Re: Most cliche ridden non-apology ever?

Bloke I work with went to school with him and says he was a fuckwit then, a fuckwit now and that his name is now mud all over Southland. Cracked up when I said I reckon he looks like a ventriloquist dummy.
by General Mutante
Sat Jun 17, 2017 7:34 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Anti SJW thread and/or alt right neo nazis
Replies: 264
Views: 21303

Re: Anti SJW thread and/or alt right neo nazis

Bullhead Catfish.
by General Mutante
Thu Jun 08, 2017 3:17 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: punkas dream journal.
Replies: 232
Views: 23098

Re: punkas dream journal.

I'm quite concerned about several elements of this.
by General Mutante
Tue Jun 06, 2017 12:50 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Trivial Irritations Thread
Replies: 3646
Views: 191405

Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Cold feet on the bum. You sadist.
by General Mutante
Sat Jun 03, 2017 6:01 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: 2017 Review: Cancer Sucks. Suicide Sucks. Fuck You 2017.
Replies: 29
Views: 2329

Re: 2017 Review: Cancer Sucks. Suicide Sucks. Fuck You 2017.

I reckon I'm too damaged to really react to much by now. Been through suicidal and emerged like Colonel Kurtz at the end of the river. The horror.
by General Mutante
Sat Jun 03, 2017 6:00 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Anti SJW thread and/or alt right neo nazis
Replies: 264
Views: 21303

Re: Anti SJW thread and/or alt right neo nazis

I guess this counts as neo nazis: Tax-Dodging Nazi Sovereign Citizen Furries Forced To Cancel Denver Furry Convention The "sovereign citizen" thing again... basically "I'm a free person I don't need your stinking laws". I'm sure it's punk as fuck but it doesn't have a good track...
by General Mutante
Thu Jun 01, 2017 2:26 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Anti SJW thread and/or alt right neo nazis
Replies: 264
Views: 21303

Re: Anti SJW thread and/or alt right neo nazis

Haven't you got a social media lesson to deliver to a christian youth group?

Fake arse smug sack of shite that you are.
by General Mutante
Thu Jun 01, 2017 2:21 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Poll - which thread sucks the most?
Replies: 28
Views: 2181

Re: Poll - which thread sucks the most?

There should be beatings.
by General Mutante
Thu Jun 01, 2017 2:19 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: 2017 Review: Cancer Sucks. Suicide Sucks. Fuck You 2017.
Replies: 29
Views: 2329

Re: 2017 Review: Cancer Sucks. Suicide Sucks. Fuck You 2017.

My dad got really confused recently and asked if I was his son. So I said "No, I've killed him and I'm wearing his skin," then he knew it was me because I always say cunty things like that.

Go to advanced search