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by General Mutante
Sun Nov 13, 2016 2:33 am
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Leonard Cohen dead
Replies: 6
Views: 460

Re: Leonard Cohen dead

I can't believe Borat is dead.
by General Mutante
Wed Nov 09, 2016 12:01 am
Forum: Upcoming Events
Topic: A Close Encounter w/ J Solo Project + more, KA 13/11
Replies: 69
Views: 5643

Re: A Close Encounter w/ J Solo Project + more, KA 13/11

We're all very bad people and beyond any hope of reform.
by General Mutante
Mon Nov 07, 2016 11:33 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Auckland Council abusing its power
Replies: 29
Views: 3610

Re: Auckland Council abusing its power

NEVER QUESTION AUTHORITY.
by General Mutante
Fri Nov 04, 2016 11:45 pm
Forum: Upcoming Events
Topic: A Close Encounter w/ J Solo Project + more, KA 13/11
Replies: 69
Views: 5643

Re: A Close Encounter w/ J Solo Project + more, KA 13/11

I'm definitely getting a pillow case. Will post evidence.
by General Mutante
Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:52 am
Forum: Movies & TV
Topic: Black Mirror
Replies: 46
Views: 5438

Re: Black Mirror

I really liked San Junipero. It was unexpectedly upbeat, plus I'm a sucker for '80s pop music.

Shut Up And Dance was a real punch in the guts.
by General Mutante
Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:43 am
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Katherine Dolan's "why NZ is sux0rs" stuff articles
Replies: 55
Views: 4433

Re: Katherine Dolan's "why NZ is sux0rs" stuff articles

I convinced some Americans outside a gig that bestiality is legal in New Zealand. I'm such a great ambassador for our country.
by General Mutante
Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:40 am
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Epidemic of lurking clowns in the US
Replies: 3
Views: 1062

Re: Epidemic of lurking clowns in the US

Someone posted on the Caboolture Facebook group that there was a sinister clown by the train station. I wanted to go clown hunting but I wasn't allowed. Knowing this hood he probably got the shit kicked out of him.
by General Mutante
Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:34 am
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Bowie's gone now too
Replies: 16
Views: 2358

Re: Bowie's gone now too

Someone told me at work and I was like "bullshit" then I googled it and fucking hell, Bowie is an ex-parrot. So soon after Lemmy too. The missus picked me up from the train station bawling her eyes out.
by General Mutante
Fri Nov 04, 2016 3:22 am
Forum: Upcoming Events
Topic: A Close Encounter w/ J Solo Project + more, KA 13/11
Replies: 69
Views: 5643

Re: Ivy Blue: A Close Encounter w/ J Solo Project + more, KA 13/11

I'm fully ordering the pillow case. It'll creep the missus the fuck out so will most likely "go missing off the washing line".
by General Mutante
Mon Oct 31, 2016 5:06 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Wanking - Men only please
Replies: 48
Views: 8873

Re: Wanking - Men only please

Sounds like a plan.
by General Mutante
Mon Oct 31, 2016 3:12 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Post here if you're drunk!
Replies: 13
Views: 1673

Re: Post here if you're drunk!

I'm in detox again. Rock and roll.
by General Mutante
Sun Oct 30, 2016 2:15 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Where would you move to in NZ?
Replies: 58
Views: 4371

Re: Where would you move to in NZ?

Huntly is Hamilton distilled down to its base elements.
by General Mutante
Sun Oct 30, 2016 2:14 pm
Forum: Upcoming Events
Topic: A Close Encounter w/ J Solo Project + more, KA 13/11
Replies: 69
Views: 5643

Re: Ivy Blue: A Close Encounter w/ J Solo Project + more, KA 13/11

You can make up the extra by selling me those dirty used bolo masks like I keep asking you to.
by General Mutante
Sun Oct 30, 2016 2:12 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Where would you move to in NZ?
Replies: 58
Views: 4371

Re: Where would you move to in NZ?

Huntly.
by General Mutante
Sun Oct 30, 2016 2:11 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Trivial Irritations Thread
Replies: 3637
Views: 168819

Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Hoorah. Twoshoes is back.
by General Mutante
Fri Oct 28, 2016 4:10 pm
Forum: Upcoming Events
Topic: A Close Encounter w/ J Solo Project + more, KA 13/11
Replies: 69
Views: 5643

Re: Ivy Blue: A Close Encounter w/ J Solo Project + more, KA 13/11

That's bullying. You insensitive cunt.
by General Mutante
Mon Oct 24, 2016 3:32 pm
Forum: Upcoming Events
Topic: A Close Encounter w/ J Solo Project + more, KA 13/11
Replies: 69
Views: 5643

Re: Ivy Blue: A Close Encounter w/ J Solo Project + more, KA 13/11

So can I buy a stinky used mask or what?
by General Mutante
Mon Oct 17, 2016 11:26 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: The last live show you have visited...
Replies: 201
Views: 16469

Re: The last live show you have visited...

Fuckin' L7. Had heaps of fun.
by General Mutante
Sat Oct 15, 2016 2:50 am
Forum: Upcoming Events
Topic: A Close Encounter w/ J Solo Project + more, KA 13/11
Replies: 69
Views: 5643

Re: Ivy Blue: A Close Encounter w/ J Solo Project + more, KA 13/11

Like able to put a butter knife inside it and scrape off a good layer of bolo face smegma stinky. I'd pay $50 for that shit.
by General Mutante
Sat Oct 15, 2016 2:48 am
Forum: Upcoming Events
Topic: A Close Encounter w/ J Solo Project + more, KA 13/11
Replies: 69
Views: 5643

Re: Ivy Blue: A Close Encounter w/ J Solo Project + more, KA 13/11

I'd fly over from Brisbane in exchange for a used mask but only if it was really stinky.
by General Mutante
Sat Oct 15, 2016 2:43 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: punkas dream journal.
Replies: 206
Views: 17014

Re: punkas dream journal.

You win. Tops my hamburger retard dream for sure.
by General Mutante
Wed Oct 12, 2016 7:39 pm
Forum: Upcoming Events
Topic: A Close Encounter w/ J Solo Project + more, KA 13/11
Replies: 69
Views: 5643

Re: Ivy Blue: A Close Encounter w/ J Solo Project + more, KA 13/11

This is all of my wildest dreams come true.
by General Mutante
Mon Oct 03, 2016 9:33 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Punkas Drunk Confessions
Replies: 75
Views: 4018

Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

I'm proud of it. Pissing yourself on purpose is pretty punx.
by General Mutante
Fri Sep 30, 2016 3:47 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Punkas Drunk Confessions
Replies: 75
Views: 4018

Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

I deliberately pissed myself at school when I was 6 because I wanted to go home and watch telly.
by General Mutante
Thu Sep 29, 2016 3:02 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Punkas Drunk Confessions
Replies: 75
Views: 4018

Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Because he has likely never known the touch of a woman.
by General Mutante
Wed Sep 21, 2016 11:22 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Punkas Drunk Confessions
Replies: 75
Views: 4018

Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

I just wanted to call someone a fuckboy and tell them to eat my arsehole. It's the little things that make life worth it.
by General Mutante
Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:31 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Punkas Drunk Confessions
Replies: 75
Views: 4018

Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Eat my arsehole fuckboy.
by General Mutante
Tue Sep 20, 2016 3:19 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Auckland Local Election
Replies: 16
Views: 1452

Re: Auckland Local Election

Did I miss a manifestation of Bruce?
by General Mutante
Tue Sep 20, 2016 3:03 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Auckland Local Election
Replies: 16
Views: 1452

Re: Auckland Local Election

Harambe.
by General Mutante
Wed Aug 03, 2016 4:09 pm
Forum: Buy/Sell
Topic: ultra hip and cool punk rock accessories!
Replies: 8
Views: 2766

Re: ultra hip and cool punk rock accessories!

Will swap for avocado trees.

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