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It's not a culture, it's a cult. How can anything that repressive be healthy? The kids they interviewed who were still in the church looked like fucking robots regurgitating a line that's been fed to them their whole lives. To consider the imagination and creativity of mankind as a an evil is the mo...

What's the diff between a blond and a mosquito...?






Only takes one slap to stop a mosquito sucking ya...

class, pure class...

congrats

In order to lose reason, you must first possess it. Seems to me that reason and religion are two polar opposites...

What's the difference between a Blonde and a Mosquito?

It only takes one slap for a Mosquito to stop sucking ya...

Hmm...

guilty

Sounds like a Telecaster would be right up your alley. Have a look around and see if you can get your hands on a G&L tele. They're a bit pricey, but have a look around and see what you can find 2nd hand. They fucking stomp, real versatile tone and exactly the options you're looking for (tone, vo...

Mmmm, don't ya just wanna give it a big ol' lick?

I just ripped the entire nail off my left big toe. Stubbed it on a couch big time, lifted the whole damn nail right off. It was still hanging in there a little bit, but I yanked the fucker out quick smart to avoid any retard growth. I don't think it's going to grow back anytime soon. I kept the nail...

Jesus Kong would whoop all they asses foo...!

Throughout time immemorial, mankind has been fascinated by trivia. Here are some little known facts to astound and amaze your friends. - George Bush is a lesbian. - Pauline Hanson is Moses reincarnate. - Mice are born with three heads, one of which they devour at birth. The other drops off and, over...

When it comes to strippers, I'm always reminded of the sage like musings of the Bloodhound Gang...

"A lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying".

That is all...

Glue - Irvine Welsh

Bloody good so far...

Blow this up and paste it on any Destiny sign you can find...

Kunlunce Japroon or Mob King = Stinky Penis

Best... - Ren and Stimpy - John Safran vs. God/Music Jamboree - Eating Media Lunch - Seinfeld - Monty Pythons Flying Circus - Blackadder - the Simpsons - Antiques Roadshow - the Office Worst... - The vast majority of American Sitcoms (excluding Seinfeld) - Any Idol programme - Extreme Makeover - Sho...

I used to have a chihuahua but I put tried to put my baby arm into it and it ruptured...

kittenslayer wrote:That reminds me of happy_ahmed

hAPPY wHO?

Hmm, let's see...

Without evidence, the 5-0 can't do jack shit. Tell the fucking bitch to ride the snake

I love the song, Don Mcglashin *sp is a dude, heard the new version once, havent seen the clip Yeah, the originals pretty good, but the cover is a shambles. Some of the harmonies are truely terrible and the Goldenshower chick and whoever does the duet with her in the first verse (Che Fu?) don't mak...

Goldenshower are fucking rubbish...

big bulky jacket + midddle of english summer = pretty fucking suss So what you're saying is that wearing a jacket in summer is a perfectly good reason for the Police to shoot you in the head 5 times? Well.......... logic does speak for itself! :P So, essentially, this guy was a fashion victim...?

Inferno_dun wrote:big bulky jacket + midddle of english summer = pretty fucking suss

So what you're saying is that wearing a jacket in summer is a perfectly good reason for the Police to shoot you in the head 5 times?

Motherfuckers! Here's hoping those who develop and use this get cancer of the dick...

Chur for the heads up. Was going to see this tonight, but noticed the directors past efforts, which had me worried.

Fuck it, I'll go see the Machinist methinks...

I have no problem with name suppression. It does not work; those that want to know who they are will find out. And those that are guilty will defintely be held to public venom. It's not bias. It's a protectional device. Innocent until proven guilty and all. That's fair enough, but it all depends on...

[ you're an idiot, the reason they are in the public eye is why they need name supression, no one in invercargil cares about some nameless shmuck from akl who gets accused and charged with drug offences, but because they have a public profile this will stick in peoples memories and be talked about ...

[What gives them the right to anonymity just because they're well known? If it were anyone here, a judge would laugh at a name suppression request. Of course they would. If you're not famous then you don't need it because no-one knows who the fuck you are anyway. And those that do know you would kn...