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by Milky Pisswit
Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:20 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What to do, what to do (about cars)
Replies: 30
Views: 1417

To each their own. Yet, there's no better feeling in the world than the spine of a goat exciting your nether-regions whilst trotting at pace...
by Milky Pisswit
Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:57 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What to do, what to do (about cars)
Replies: 30
Views: 1417

Buy a goat and chew its rubbery testicles for a while. I find that doing this eases stress and tension considerably.

If it doesn't help at all, you'll still have a perfectly healthy, happy goat to get about town upon.
by Milky Pisswit
Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:53 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: kill pets to save the birds
Replies: 10
Views: 916

The easiest way to fill up a pussy is with a nice, hard length... :twisted:
by Milky Pisswit
Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:47 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Mr PunkAs 2005 with pics
Replies: 117
Views: 7278

cirE wrote:
Milky Pisswit wrote:I have a dead goat...


fuck, i'd tap that shit HARD 8O


Sicko... :twisted:
by Milky Pisswit
Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:23 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Mr PunkAs 2005 with pics
Replies: 117
Views: 7278

I have a dead goat...
by Milky Pisswit
Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:17 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: punkas couples
Replies: 19
Views: 1250

Me... http://photobucket.com/albums/b160/Milky_Pisswit/th_toe1.jpg + Santa... http://photobucket.com/albums/b160/Milky_Pisswit/th_161-vi.jpg = True love... http://photobucket.com/albums/b160/Milky_Pisswit/th_boom.jpg What a waste of everyones fucking time. Pfft...
by Milky Pisswit
Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:36 pm
Forum: Reviews
Topic: my life story at my school (lynfield college)
Replies: 35
Views: 3018

sweet, they'll be getting a visit from me real soon...
by Milky Pisswit
Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:34 pm
Forum: Reviews
Topic: my life story at my school (lynfield college)
Replies: 35
Views: 3018

yeah, want to get my hands on that and revelations
by Milky Pisswit
Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:17 pm
Forum: Reviews
Topic: my life story at my school (lynfield college)
Replies: 35
Views: 3018

Fuck, I really need to find some of his stand-up dvds. Anyone know anywhere that sell 'em?
by Milky Pisswit
Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:44 pm
Forum: Reviews
Topic: Evil Priest 3: a hardcore legacy
Replies: 60
Views: 6398

Are they really priests? Cause that would be cool...
by Milky Pisswit
Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:45 pm
Forum: Reviews
Topic: EXTRAS
Replies: 14
Views: 1510

Re: EXTRAS

snuff wrote:Theres been a few classic moments so far where I have found myself having touble watching because you feel so embarrased!


That's the thing I loved about the Office, that change the channel cringe factor. Looking forward to this one big time.
by Milky Pisswit
Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:16 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: penis envy
Replies: 15
Views: 1159

I've got three, so I'm fucking sorted...
by Milky Pisswit
Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:53 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: pants
Replies: 21
Views: 1188

Can someone please explain "pants" to me. I mean, why is it a "pair" of pants when they're not actually a "pair" of anything. I mean yeah, two legs and all, but you don't put on a "shirts" or a "hats". Shoes and socks I get, but not pants. If they were referred to in the singular it would make my li...
by Milky Pisswit
Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:55 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Mr PunkAs 2005 with pics
Replies: 117
Views: 7278

*squeeeeeeeeeeel* Oh, here ya go... http://photobucket.com/albums/b160/Milky_Pisswit/th_toe2.jpg Oh Milky you know I love you, this just makes me love you more. VOTE FOR MILKY Hehehee! Well, I am quite the stunner, but that particular photo didn't quite capture my best side I feel... :wink:
by Milky Pisswit
Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:21 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: School sends home how-to-smack pamphlets
Replies: 23
Views: 1299

Hmm, Christians suggesting the use of a "stiff, flexible rod" as a form of punishment on children eh? Seems like they've taken the advice from the many catholic priests who use similar methods of punishment on their altar boys...
by Milky Pisswit
Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:58 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The ol' kiss after the act
Replies: 56
Views: 4185

seedy wrote:close your eyes and keep on lickin'
there was more to the poem i think


Poem? I thought it was a law?
by Milky Pisswit
Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:46 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: has anyone ever....
Replies: 33
Views: 2673

Riiiiiiiipppp!
by Milky Pisswit
Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:35 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Treaty Explained (another election style debate...)
Replies: 8
Views: 1152

I think you summed it up pretty acurately actually. Good analogy to try and get the jist across to someone who didn't really understand the whole concept of how the treaty was pretty much a rip-off from the start.
by Milky Pisswit
Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:12 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The ol' kiss after the act
Replies: 56
Views: 4185

Smells like fish, tastes like chicken.
by Milky Pisswit
Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:29 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Mr PunkAs 2005 with pics
Replies: 117
Views: 7278

*squeeeeeeeeeeel*

Oh, here ya go...


Image
by Milky Pisswit
Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:27 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Donkey Punching Labour Stylz Party of New Zealand
Replies: 7
Views: 786

[BDP] Kool Chicksman wrote:I and my fellow members of the Boogie Down Party have deemed the Donkey Punching Labour Stylz Party of New Zealand potentially worthy of a coalition.


We'll be in touch after the election to talk shop... :wink:
by Milky Pisswit
Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:15 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Donkey Punching Labour Stylz Party of New Zealand
Replies: 7
Views: 786

The Donkey Punching Labour Stylz Party of New Zealand

I've decided to form my own political party. We will be a left/right wing combo pack with fries and bbq sauce. We shall thrust our ideals upon the political landscape and change the face of New Zealand Government forever. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you... the Donkey Punching Labour Stylz Party of ...
by Milky Pisswit
Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:43 am
Forum: Music
Topic: 48may juice awards
Replies: 29
Views: 2322

By "win shit" I take it you're referring to 48 May cd's...
by Milky Pisswit
Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:48 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: getting badges made?
Replies: 12
Views: 902

I made a badge once. It said "Wife For Life". Or was it "Sodomise Me"? I can't remember... :?
by Milky Pisswit
Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:42 pm
Forum: Gear Wank
Topic: Buying a guitar to play ska-core
Replies: 25
Views: 3229

ted the bastard wrote:no.

my mate almost got taken out the other night for telling somebody he didn't like rancid. :lol: :roll:


Like taken out to dinner taken out, or taken out for a drive taken out?
by Milky Pisswit
Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:32 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Harbringer of Doom
Replies: 2
Views: 466

harBINger you mean ;) I think you mean Walrus. Walrus speaks of the true nature of inequity, which is loss. Loss indicates regret. Regret indicates some form of miscommunication, which inevitably leads to a sudden change in cup size. Cup size determines the weight of the Melon, which can vary from ...
by Milky Pisswit
Fri Aug 19, 2005 3:55 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Harbringer of Doom
Replies: 2
Views: 466

Harbringer of Doom

Seven times a week, I like to tell lies. I am however confounded by symptoms similar to regret once these lies become truth. "An example", you ask? Well try this on for size... Five street cones lay perpendicular to a hat. If the hat started to cry, which cone would comfort the hat and which cone wo...
by Milky Pisswit
Fri Aug 19, 2005 3:47 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: shortland st and sXe
Replies: 38
Views: 2752

My gonads itch and I have rectal thrush. Is that sXe?
by Milky Pisswit
Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:19 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: TV3 Doco: Brethrens
Replies: 32
Views: 2115

actually i agree with vibri. there are groups of more concern to me in this country than the brethren. sorry, i guess it's because they tend to keep to themselves & not bother anyone. True, as long as they don't bother anyone or fuck anyone else's lives apart from their own, then good luck to t...
by Milky Pisswit
Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:38 am
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Hmmm, the plot thickens...
Replies: 8
Views: 942

Yeah, lying through their fucking teeth it seems. Motherfuckers!

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