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To each their own. Yet, there's no better feeling in the world than the spine of a goat exciting your nether-regions whilst trotting at pace...

Buy a goat and chew its rubbery testicles for a while. I find that doing this eases stress and tension considerably.

If it doesn't help at all, you'll still have a perfectly healthy, happy goat to get about town upon.

The easiest way to fill up a pussy is with a nice, hard length...

cirE wrote:

Milky Pisswit wrote:I have a dead goat...

fuck, i'd tap that shit HARD

Sicko...

I have a dead goat...

Me... http://photobucket.com/albums/b160/Milky_Pisswit/th_toe1.jpg + Santa... http://photobucket.com/albums/b160/Milky_Pisswit/th_161-vi.jpg = True love... http://photobucket.com/albums/b160/Milky_Pisswit/th_boom.jpg What a waste of everyones fucking time. Pfft...

sweet, they'll be getting a visit from me real soon...

yeah, want to get my hands on that and revelations

Fuck, I really need to find some of his stand-up dvds. Anyone know anywhere that sell 'em?

Are they really priests? Cause that would be cool...

snuff wrote:Theres been a few classic moments so far where I have found myself having touble watching because you feel so embarrased!

That's the thing I loved about the Office, that change the channel cringe factor. Looking forward to this one big time.

I've got three, so I'm fucking sorted...

Can someone please explain "pants" to me. I mean, why is it a "pair" of pants when they're not actually a "pair" of anything. I mean yeah, two legs and all, but you don't put on a "shirts" or a "hats". Shoes and socks I get, but not pants. If they were referred to in the singular it would make my li...

*squeeeeeeeeeeel* Oh, here ya go... http://photobucket.com/albums/b160/Milky_Pisswit/th_toe2.jpg Oh Milky you know I love you, this just makes me love you more. VOTE FOR MILKY Hehehee! Well, I am quite the stunner, but that particular photo didn't quite capture my best side I feel... :wink:

Hmm, Christians suggesting the use of a "stiff, flexible rod" as a form of punishment on children eh? Seems like they've taken the advice from the many catholic priests who use similar methods of punishment on their altar boys...

seedy wrote:close your eyes and keep on lickin'
there was more to the poem i think

Poem? I thought it was a law?

Riiiiiiiipppp!

I think you summed it up pretty acurately actually. Good analogy to try and get the jist across to someone who didn't really understand the whole concept of how the treaty was pretty much a rip-off from the start.

Smells like fish, tastes like chicken.

*squeeeeeeeeeeel*

Oh, here ya go...

[BDP] Kool Chicksman wrote:I and my fellow members of the Boogie Down Party have deemed the Donkey Punching Labour Stylz Party of New Zealand potentially worthy of a coalition.

We'll be in touch after the election to talk shop...

I've decided to form my own political party. We will be a left/right wing combo pack with fries and bbq sauce. We shall thrust our ideals upon the political landscape and change the face of New Zealand Government forever. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you... the Donkey Punching Labour Stylz Party of ...

By "win shit" I take it you're referring to 48 May cd's...

I made a badge once. It said "Wife For Life". Or was it "Sodomise Me"? I can't remember...

ted the bastard wrote:no.

my mate almost got taken out the other night for telling somebody he didn't like rancid.

Like taken out to dinner taken out, or taken out for a drive taken out?

harBINger you mean ;) I think you mean Walrus. Walrus speaks of the true nature of inequity, which is loss. Loss indicates regret. Regret indicates some form of miscommunication, which inevitably leads to a sudden change in cup size. Cup size determines the weight of the Melon, which can vary from ...

Seven times a week, I like to tell lies. I am however confounded by symptoms similar to regret once these lies become truth. "An example", you ask? Well try this on for size... Five street cones lay perpendicular to a hat. If the hat started to cry, which cone would comfort the hat and which cone wo...

My gonads itch and I have rectal thrush. Is that sXe?

actually i agree with vibri. there are groups of more concern to me in this country than the brethren. sorry, i guess it's because they tend to keep to themselves & not bother anyone. True, as long as they don't bother anyone or fuck anyone else's lives apart from their own, then good luck to t...

Yeah, lying through their fucking teeth it seems. Motherfuckers!