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As much as I’m alarmed by the rise of the neo-fascist right these days, I also see signs of authoritarianism and a totalitarian mob mentality in the elements of the left who are pejoratively known as “Social Justice Warriors” reminiscent of extreme Maoists. Their behaviour on university campuses and...

Poo-pooing is a term that needs to be used more often.

I find people with deeply held principles to be tedious fools.

It was my favourite.

Well you are one of the few humans who doesn’t make me want to run away screaming. Don’t mind me. I’m all burned out these days.

I’m sure there’s someone out there willing to write a 40 page article on how he’s inherently problematic and should stop doing whatever he’s doing. Fuck people anyway. The older I get the more I think the ultimate cure to injustice and general human fuckery would either be a massive asteroid or a nu...

People eat crickets and shit. Can’t see how it’s that different from eating prawns really. I’ve had lots of dreams where I suddenly lose control of a bodily function in public lately. Had one the other night where I was down the pub and went to fart but it wasn’t just a bit of a wet one, it was a fu...

Yeah, but I like to imagine her calling me gross and telling me to get fucked.

I just chewed my nails and one of them tore really badly so I ended up ingesting several layers of my own skin and a wee bit of blood and whatever my fingers have been touching recently which doesn’t really bear thinking about.

Part of your complete breakfast.

I timed it so I blew my load right on the regeneration into Jodie Whittaker.

I’ve seen the new Doctor Who now, which I had been looking forward to. Now I feel empty and bereft of purpose. There’s a disaster movie on the telly but I can tell in advance that The Rock(tm) isn’t going to die so there’s not much of a point. Might just retire to bed and watch a documentary about w...

I enjoyed it but I’m not going to get into an argument about it because I don’t care about other people or their rubbish opinions.

Happy new year ball bags.

I’m planning to kill the rest of my brain cells today.

I’m a contractor. Didn’t get shit.

Bloke, 39, washed up bipolar twitcher and failure with substance abuse issues, zero prospects and a fresh case of PTSD. Easily triggered. Will run away and hide at the first sign of trouble.

Car racing is a tool of the white supremacist heteropatriachy anyway.

Monkfish with lemon and a dash of cider vinegar. Probably full of mercury and radiation.

Colonel Mustard in the study with the candlestick.

I’m a one track lover on a two way lane.

I got drunk then listened to The Carpenters and cried.

I’m pretty booked out around Christmas and New Year for golden showers so if you want one you’d better make an appointment soon.

Marisa Tomei is all that.

I don’t piss on people for free. It’s $50 a wee or fuck off.

Filthy French fuck.

Olly Onion from the Munch Bunch touched me inappropriately at a Santa parade in the 1980s.

I’ve often thought about her sitting on my face whilst dressed as a Valkyrie out of a Wagnerian opera.

Kermit the frog.

Fuck it.

Just a sort of a dead end of a human really.

I’m not really into anybody and I doubt I ever will be again. Occasionally have to whack it in the shower just to clean out the pipes though.