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Lucky nobody found out when he was a kid. They might have taken the Pearce out of him.

I'd rather have someone shit in my mouth

Vodka and pain

Eat a dick

Is she hell bent for leather?

I think we should invite Kim Jong Un to be in charge of New Zealand.

Painted in a colour called you're fucked cunt.

I heard Jeffrey Dahmer used one on rent boys.

That made me feel intensely proud to be a New Zealander. I'm humming the national anthem now.

I'm completely drenched in semen.

Going to watch it all instead of sleeping because I hate myself.

You're all cunts. I'll beat you to death with your family's corpses.

David Seymour can eat shit.

Not me. I'm still a piece of shit.

But how do we monetize that?

Well done.

That must have been a challenge.

Just quit life you posers.

I'm going Green.

Should probably see a doctor.

Sentient space cloud

Fucking hell.

Stone is a ripping film.

I weep for the old days of the internet.

Must be the season for it. An old mate of my
mine's dad is on his way out from cancer right now. I think I'm going to be a tree next time around. The novelty of this form wore off a while ago now.

"As a fun thought experiment, I sometimes wonder what I’d be like if I were a girl. Firstly, I imagine that if I were a girl I’d have big boobs, but this is probably more a projection of my own preferences, and my own assessment of my attractiveness, than any serious consideration of my genetic...

"I am considering still having an earring, but a smaller one. One that says ‘a bit original and interested in design, but not outrageous’."

"The moustache is uncomfortable at times, and I find myself stroking it a bit."

"If a man looking like a pirate knocked on your door asking for directions, the first thing you might think is that he’s actually casing your place for gold and plunder."

I found it pretty difficult to masturbate to tbh.

I for one won't be happy until we get an Akaxo calendar with him in a variety of sexy poses.

I'd do one but I make enough people sick without getting naked in the first place.