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Going to watch it all instead of sleeping because I hate myself.

You're all cunts. I'll beat you to death with your family's corpses.

David Seymour can eat shit.

Not me. I'm still a piece of shit.

But how do we monetize that?

Well done.

That must have been a challenge.

Just quit life you posers.

I'm going Green.

Should probably see a doctor.

Sentient space cloud

Fucking hell.

Stone is a ripping film.

I weep for the old days of the internet.

Must be the season for it. An old mate of my
mine's dad is on his way out from cancer right now. I think I'm going to be a tree next time around. The novelty of this form wore off a while ago now.

"As a fun thought experiment, I sometimes wonder what I’d be like if I were a girl. Firstly, I imagine that if I were a girl I’d have big boobs, but this is probably more a projection of my own preferences, and my own assessment of my attractiveness, than any serious consideration of my genetic...

"I am considering still having an earring, but a smaller one. One that says ‘a bit original and interested in design, but not outrageous’."

"The moustache is uncomfortable at times, and I find myself stroking it a bit."

"If a man looking like a pirate knocked on your door asking for directions, the first thing you might think is that he’s actually casing your place for gold and plunder."

I found it pretty difficult to masturbate to tbh.

I for one won't be happy until we get an Akaxo calendar with him in a variety of sexy poses.

I'd do one but I make enough people sick without getting naked in the first place.

HOLY COMPUTER ILLITERACY BATMAN

Bloke I work with went to school with him and says he was a fuckwit then, a fuckwit now and that his name is now mud all over Southland. Cracked up when I said I reckon he looks like a ventriloquist dummy.

Bullhead Catfish.

I'm quite concerned about several elements of this.

Cold feet on the bum. You sadist.

I reckon I'm too damaged to really react to much by now. Been through suicidal and emerged like Colonel Kurtz at the end of the river. The horror.

I guess this counts as neo nazis: Tax-Dodging Nazi Sovereign Citizen Furries Forced To Cancel Denver Furry Convention The "sovereign citizen" thing again... basically "I'm a free person I don't need your stinking laws". I'm sure it's punk as fuck but it doesn't have a good track...

Haven't you got a social media lesson to deliver to a christian youth group?

Fake arse smug sack of shite that you are.

There should be beatings.

My dad got really confused recently and asked if I was his son. So I said "No, I've killed him and I'm wearing his skin," then he knew it was me because I always say cunty things like that.