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Fuck it.

Just a sort of a dead end of a human really.

I’m not really into anybody and I doubt I ever will be again. Occasionally have to whack it in the shower just to clean out the pipes though.

Fuck yeah Susan Boyle. Pretty irresponsible posting that. Someone could fap themselves to death.

It’s a virtual circle jerk and everybody’s invited.

http://www.theouthousers.com/images/templates/thumbnails/128815//aubreyplaza_size3.jpg Aubrey Plaza. Unreasonably attractive. https://i1.wp.com/4.bp.blogspot.com/_KTJWhtuRLac/TTdRwo_4gKI/AAAAAAAAMd4/A6cohHUfrL8/s1600/kazza2.jpg Karen Gillan. Jebus. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e0/...

I watched that video and now I'm retarded.

Lucky nobody found out when he was a kid. They might have taken the Pearce out of him.

I'd rather have someone shit in my mouth

Vodka and pain

Eat a dick

Is she hell bent for leather?

I think we should invite Kim Jong Un to be in charge of New Zealand.

Painted in a colour called you're fucked cunt.

I heard Jeffrey Dahmer used one on rent boys.

That made me feel intensely proud to be a New Zealander. I'm humming the national anthem now.

I'm completely drenched in semen.

Going to watch it all instead of sleeping because I hate myself.

You're all cunts. I'll beat you to death with your family's corpses.

David Seymour can eat shit.

Not me. I'm still a piece of shit.

But how do we monetize that?

Well done.

That must have been a challenge.

Just quit life you posers.

I'm going Green.

Should probably see a doctor.

Sentient space cloud

Fucking hell.

Stone is a ripping film.

I weep for the old days of the internet.