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by General Mutante
Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:22 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Anti SJW thread and/or alt right neo nazis
Replies: 267
Views: 23474

Re: Anti SJW thread and/or alt right neo nazis

Well you are one of the few humans who doesn’t make me want to run away screaming. Don’t mind me. I’m all burned out these days.
by General Mutante
Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:44 am
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Anti SJW thread and/or alt right neo nazis
Replies: 267
Views: 23474

Re: Anti SJW thread and/or alt right neo nazis

I’m sure there’s someone out there willing to write a 40 page article on how he’s inherently problematic and should stop doing whatever he’s doing. Fuck people anyway. The older I get the more I think the ultimate cure to injustice and general human fuckery would either be a massive asteroid or a nu...
by General Mutante
Sun Jan 07, 2018 10:22 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: punkas dream journal.
Replies: 233
Views: 23979

Re: punkas dream journal.

People eat crickets and shit. Can’t see how it’s that different from eating prawns really. I’ve had lots of dreams where I suddenly lose control of a bodily function in public lately. Had one the other night where I was down the pub and went to fart but it wasn’t just a bit of a wet one, it was a fu...
by General Mutante
Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:28 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Wanking - Men only please
Replies: 52
Views: 11345

Re: Wanking - Men only please

Yeah, but I like to imagine her calling me gross and telling me to get fucked.
by General Mutante
Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:22 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What´s for eats?
Replies: 58
Views: 3745

Re: What´s for eats?

I just chewed my nails and one of them tore really badly so I ended up ingesting several layers of my own skin and a wee bit of blood and whatever my fingers have been touching recently which doesn’t really bear thinking about.

Part of your complete breakfast.
by General Mutante
Wed Dec 27, 2017 5:35 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: ChristmasAs 2017
Replies: 12
Views: 908

Re: ChristmasAs 2017

I timed it so I blew my load right on the regeneration into Jodie Whittaker.
by General Mutante
Tue Dec 26, 2017 9:49 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: ChristmasAs 2017
Replies: 12
Views: 908

Re: ChristmasAs 2017

I’ve seen the new Doctor Who now, which I had been looking forward to. Now I feel empty and bereft of purpose. There’s a disaster movie on the telly but I can tell in advance that The Rock(tm) isn’t going to die so there’s not much of a point. Might just retire to bed and watch a documentary about w...
by General Mutante
Tue Dec 26, 2017 9:43 pm
Forum: Movies & TV
Topic: Star Wars 8 - best so far
Replies: 62
Views: 4223

Re: Star Wars 8 - best so far

I enjoyed it but I’m not going to get into an argument about it because I don’t care about other people or their rubbish opinions.

Happy new year ball bags.
by General Mutante
Mon Dec 25, 2017 10:10 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: ChristmasAs 2017
Replies: 12
Views: 908

Re: ChristmasAs 2017

I’m planning to kill the rest of my brain cells today.
by General Mutante
Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:55 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Christmas work do's get just a little bit silly
Replies: 22
Views: 2408

Re: Christmas work do's get just a little bit silly

I’m a contractor. Didn’t get shit.
by General Mutante
Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:53 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Punkas Dating Thread.
Replies: 204
Views: 19347

Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Bloke, 39, washed up bipolar twitcher and failure with substance abuse issues, zero prospects and a fresh case of PTSD. Easily triggered. Will run away and hide at the first sign of trouble.
by General Mutante
Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:29 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Anti SJW thread and/or alt right neo nazis
Replies: 267
Views: 23474

Re: Anti SJW thread and/or alt right neo nazis

Car racing is a tool of the white supremacist heteropatriachy anyway.
by General Mutante
Tue Dec 19, 2017 2:02 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What´s for eats?
Replies: 58
Views: 3745

Re: What´s for eats?

Monkfish with lemon and a dash of cider vinegar. Probably full of mercury and radiation.
by General Mutante
Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:05 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Your day?
Replies: 83
Views: 4835

Re: Your day?

I’m a one track lover on a two way lane.
by General Mutante
Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:30 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Your day?
Replies: 83
Views: 4835

Re: Your day?

I got drunk then listened to The Carpenters and cried.
by General Mutante
Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:30 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Who will be the next famous person to be accused of "inappropriate behaviour"?
Replies: 25
Views: 1733

Re: Who will be the next famous person to be accused of "inappropriate behaviour"?

I’m pretty booked out around Christmas and New Year for golden showers so if you want one you’d better make an appointment soon.
by General Mutante
Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:06 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Prangable Celebs
Replies: 45
Views: 2834

Re: Prangable Celebs

Marisa Tomei is all that.
by General Mutante
Sun Dec 03, 2017 6:25 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Who will be the next famous person to be accused of "inappropriate behaviour"?
Replies: 25
Views: 1733

Re: Who will be the next famous person to be accused of "inappropriate behaviour"?

I don’t piss on people for free. It’s $50 a wee or fuck off.
by General Mutante
Sun Dec 03, 2017 12:26 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Who will be the next famous person to be accused of "inappropriate behaviour"?
Replies: 25
Views: 1733

Re: Who will be the next famous person to be accused of "inappropriate behaviour"?

Olly Onion from the Munch Bunch touched me inappropriately at a Santa parade in the 1980s.
by General Mutante
Sun Dec 03, 2017 12:24 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Prangable Celebs
Replies: 45
Views: 2834

Re: Prangable Celebs

I’ve often thought about her sitting on my face whilst dressed as a Valkyrie out of a Wagnerian opera.
by General Mutante
Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:06 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Prangable Celebs
Replies: 45
Views: 2834

Re: Prangable Celebs

Fuck it.
by General Mutante
Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:04 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Prangable Celebs
Replies: 45
Views: 2834

Re: Prangable Celebs

Just a sort of a dead end of a human really.
by General Mutante
Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:00 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Prangable Celebs
Replies: 45
Views: 2834

Re: Prangable Celebs

I’m not really into anybody and I doubt I ever will be again. Occasionally have to whack it in the shower just to clean out the pipes though.
by General Mutante
Fri Dec 01, 2017 12:22 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Prangable Celebs
Replies: 45
Views: 2834

Re: Prangable Celebs

Fuck yeah Susan Boyle. Pretty irresponsible posting that. Someone could fap themselves to death.
by General Mutante
Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:54 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Prangable Celebs
Replies: 45
Views: 2834

Re: Prangable Celebs

It’s a virtual circle jerk and everybody’s invited.
by General Mutante
Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:18 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Prangable Celebs
Replies: 45
Views: 2834

Re: Prangable Celebs

http://www.theouthousers.com/images/templates/thumbnails/128815//aubreyplaza_size3.jpg Aubrey Plaza. Unreasonably attractive. https://i1.wp.com/4.bp.blogspot.com/_KTJWhtuRLac/TTdRwo_4gKI/AAAAAAAAMd4/A6cohHUfrL8/s1600/kazza2.jpg Karen Gillan. Jebus. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e0/...
by General Mutante
Wed Nov 08, 2017 1:11 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: YouTube Kids
Replies: 3
Views: 526

Re: YouTube Kids

I watched that video and now I'm retarded.

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