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by Ace McWicked
Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:24 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Condoms Cause AIDS.
Replies: 10
Views: 1126

Re: Condoms Cause AIDS.

Rob Anybody wrote:dont worry theres special nightclubs with a whole mensroom theme for guys like you :wink:


Why would anyone want to attend a club that was themed around a room covered in bad graffitti and urine.
by Ace McWicked
Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:17 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What pissed me off today...
Replies: 291
Views: 15403

Re: What pissed me off today...

My ex. She'll be gone soon though.
by Ace McWicked
Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:13 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Condoms Cause AIDS.
Replies: 10
Views: 1126

Re: Condoms Cause AIDS.

Condoms sometimes cause a rash. My dick was well inflamed after I bought these condoms out of a mensroom vending machine.
by Ace McWicked
Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:10 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Simon Sweetman Gets a Reaming From Trendy Wellingtonians
Replies: 171
Views: 9735

Re: Simon Sweetman Gets a Reaming From Trendy Wellingtonians

I am going to go out on a limb and say I like Mighty Mighty - I always have a good time there and there's loads of sweet women there and lets face it, it's better than sitting on the side walk covered in piss asking people if you can borrow their phone so you can call your ex and see if she'll pick ...
by Ace McWicked
Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:21 am
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Simon Sweetman Gets a Reaming From Trendy Wellingtonians
Replies: 171
Views: 9735

Re: Simon Sweetman Gets a Reaming From Trendy Wellingtonians

I am more of a 24 Hour Party People man myself. Get loaded and bellow along to Common People like an out of tune bin-man with throat cancer.
by Ace McWicked
Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:17 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: ANARCHIST CONFERENCE: come to Welly 18th-19th April.
Replies: 138
Views: 9597

Re: ANARCHIST CONFERENCE: come to Welly 18th-19th April.

I imagine him sitting around in the police bar with the other cops who have done undercover work and comparing stories with officers who had gone undercover in the Mongrel Mob, got addicted to bathroom cooked opiates, or had to spy on suspected religious radicals and announcing: "Well, aside fr...
by Ace McWicked
Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:11 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Missionaries terrorized by unidentified hairy mammal...
Replies: 17
Views: 1508

Re: Missionaries terrorized by unidentified hairy mammal...

"Have you thought about letting Jesus into your life?"
"Yes."
"Good."

*turns and walks off*
by Ace McWicked
Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:07 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Expensive as fuck, completely disgusting meals.
Replies: 175
Views: 8511

Re: Expensive as fuck, completely disgusting meals.

Can someone who appreciates oysters tell me why? It doesn't even taste like anything. I even chewed one to make sure. It's like swallowing a big glob of snot. I am with you on that; I only think I have ever tasted them when they are marinated in something and then, they taste like what they are mar...
by Ace McWicked
Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:02 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Expensive as fuck, completely disgusting meals.
Replies: 175
Views: 8511

Re: Expensive as fuck, completely disgusting meals.

It's funny, if you are with a girl, to say something like "I feel like a fish dinner tonight" and maybe wink, or gun your eyebrows at her.

That is Le Sex for Le Sure.
by Ace McWicked
Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:59 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: FC
Replies: 57
Views: 3343

Re: FC

Only one of those options potentially leaned towards Aidan being a positive figure. If I didn't know better, I'd thing that poll was skewed.

Hate threads, that takes me back.
by Ace McWicked
Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:56 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Simon Sweetman Gets a Reaming From Trendy Wellingtonians
Replies: 171
Views: 9735

Re: Simon Sweetman Gets a Reaming From Trendy Wellingtonians

I hate country music with a passion. It's retrogressive. I also think Homegrown served its purpose so I don't see why people whinge about it (like Sweetman) - that purpose was to showcase some popular, chart-topping bands for people who don't usually go to music festivals and who drive in the the pr...
by Ace McWicked
Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:48 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What are youse reading at the moment? Part II.
Replies: 656
Views: 38907

Re: What are youse reading at the moment? Part II.

Shantaram - it is the fucking tits.
by Ace McWicked
Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:06 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Stealing bikes and shitty people
Replies: 15
Views: 1391

Re: Stealing bikes and shitty people

It reads like medieval morality tale. Top shelf!
by Ace McWicked
Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:05 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Expensive as fuck, completely disgusting meals.
Replies: 175
Views: 8511

Re: Expensive as fuck, completely disgusting meals.

I love japanese food - i could wake up to a cup of miso and some sushi every day if i had the chance. I still dream about the fish donburi at the Daikoku at the top of Queen Street... it was raw fish on a bed of rice and salad, tempered with some sesame seed oil and soy sauce and shitloads of chill...
by Ace McWicked
Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:04 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Expensive as fuck, completely disgusting meals.
Replies: 175
Views: 8511

Re: Expensive as fuck, completely disgusting meals.

As in "Waiter, I would like the most expensive thing on the menu stuffed with the second most expensive thing."
by Ace McWicked
Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:01 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Expensive as fuck, completely disgusting meals.
Replies: 175
Views: 8511

Re: Expensive as fuck, completely disgusting meals.

i realise this will be considered one of my uninformed opinions, but almost anything from japan or france, trendy fuckwits love it, but its all pretty shit. its like how most people like crap music, cos they dont actually like music, they just like what theyre told is cool. Some Japanese and French...
by Ace McWicked
Sat Mar 14, 2009 7:08 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Glenn Beck - Concentrated pile of Human Waste.
Replies: 2
Views: 518

Glenn Beck - Concentrated pile of Human Waste.

Any of you who peruse the Fox News channel must have stumbled across this guy. His show is like watching the O'Rielly Factor without the dubious joy of watching a giant thug bust a nut. He is, dare I say it, more bat-shit mental and twice as stupid. For a taste: http://foxforum.blogs.foxnews.com/aut...
by Ace McWicked
Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:41 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to -right now
Replies: 30145
Views: 1301569

Re: What are you listening to -right now

Future Sound of London - Flak
by Ace McWicked
Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:39 pm
Forum: Upcoming Events
Topic: de la soul
Replies: 13
Views: 1364

Re: de la soul

. wrote:noone care??

i'm stoked as.

thinking pretty hard about flying to wanaka to see them play in a small community hall.


I care! It is completely dicked up though, because I'll be in Melbourne at the time.
by Ace McWicked
Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:37 pm
Forum: Reviews
Topic: Ska B Q
Replies: 3
Views: 743

Re: Ska B Q

I thought it was top shelf. Atushi and the Moisties being my highlight.
by Ace McWicked
Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:35 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Expensive as fuck, completely disgusting meals.
Replies: 175
Views: 8511

Expensive as fuck, completely disgusting meals.

Panadol and cocaine salad.
by Ace McWicked
Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:34 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: ANARCHIST CONFERENCE: come to Welly 18th-19th April.
Replies: 138
Views: 9597

Re: ANARCHIST CONFERENCE: come to Welly 18th-19th April.

i love how fj bluffed high, laid all his cards on the table, they were shit, but acts like its his hand.. That is what bluffing is. Up until you are asked to show your hand. Then its just a losing hand. And you are asked to pay up. But you can't pay. So you are going to have to get your knees dirty...
by Ace McWicked
Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:32 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Over 1 million on FBI's Terrorist Watch List
Replies: 3
Views: 572

Re: Over 1 million on FBI's Terrorist Watch List

What cracks me up about FBI 'watch lists' is that for about a year before September 11 the FBI were repeatedly warned by NSA that there were Al Queda operatives working in the United States and they were too clownshoes to keep even the most obvious ones under observation. The FBI couldn't effectivel...
by Ace McWicked
Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:30 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: cheap as fuck, non-white trash meals
Replies: 76
Views: 3913

Re: cheap as fuck, non-white trash meals

Stir-fry with budget rice, frozen vegetables chiselled off the roof of the freezer, an egg and some slated peanuts your found in your flatmates cupboard that you know he won't miss. Boil rice. put egg in dish in microwave for one minute thirty. cut up now puffy egg. Fry in pan with peanuts and froze...
by Ace McWicked
Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:23 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: ANARCHIST CONFERENCE: come to Welly 18th-19th April.
Replies: 138
Views: 9597

Re: ANARCHIST CONFERENCE: come to Welly 18th-19th April.

I love it how they call it 'politcal science'. As if there are answers and the theories are tested.
by Ace McWicked
Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:47 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Natilie Portman Rap
Replies: 11
Views: 1213

Re: Natilie Portman Rap

I saw this woman down Munty Munty the other night z) Shoulda just rocked up with a long neck and a Winfield red in your hands and asked her if she wanted a savage fucking from behind in the toilets. Snooty art bitches love a bit of rough, mate. :wink: Actually, the only drink I tend to get whem I a...
by Ace McWicked
Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:08 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: ANARCHIST CONFERENCE: come to Welly 18th-19th April.
Replies: 138
Views: 9597

Re: ANARCHIST CONFERENCE: come to Welly 18th-19th April.

The burden of credibility issue must be why being right wing is so easy. There really isn't anything you could do or not do that would preclude you from the right. I know unemployed people who are also extremely lazy and are unemployed for no other reason other than that they are lazy who extol the ...
by Ace McWicked
Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:05 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Vampire remains unearthed
Replies: 10
Views: 1258

Re: Vampire remains unearthed

There is no such thing as vampires. Anyone who says there is, is mistaken.
by Ace McWicked
Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:04 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: ANARCHIST CONFERENCE: come to Welly 18th-19th April.
Replies: 138
Views: 9597

Re: ANARCHIST CONFERENCE: come to Welly 18th-19th April.

Yes, but I think the difference is, and I imagine this to be the case from a position of relative ignorance, anarchist probably want to attract a wider and more 'general' base of people to the cause than any of those cults.
by Ace McWicked
Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:03 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Natilie Portman Rap
Replies: 11
Views: 1213

Re: Natilie Portman Rap

I saw this woman down Munty Munty the other night who looked like Natalie Portman, but you know, all Wellington and shit. She was wearing one of those badges that said 'I only date boys who vote Green' and she had an angular fringe. I figured my best opening line would have been: a) "So, I'm th...

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