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What about Lubricated Goat? Legendary.

I love standing under hot water, I love clean clothes. My room is still a mess but my kitchen and bathroom are clean

That was so good. Watching the drunk munters was also entertaining- the woman in the white dress really didn't get it.

Willie Smith's cidery is great, and was just a stagger from where I was staying at a mate's. Soo dangerous ...

Nooooo! A Maketu bacon and egg pie a couple of years ago ( admittedly in a time of great need) is in my top five pies ever.

What can I say, I'm a cheap date

Yes, I may have had a pint...

I'm sticking with splendid. Verging on regal. Extremely booby, in the same way that Nurse Gladys Emmanuel in Open All Hours was mysteriously hawt

Those are splendid boobs though.

I am willing to get they are not playing at a beach near me.

My medlar brandy is good. The medlars floating in the brandy are also kickarse.

These are the things I think about at three am.

Coffee is the main reason I hope civilisation doesn't fall while I am still around. I really don't want to become the warrior of the wasteland, roaming looking for packets of ground beans, then the better freeze-dried stuff, until finally, many years later, a withered hag, I find myself in an abando...

Nah, I haven't sold out after all, I just resigned from my job to go work in Southern Fiordland again as head porridge maker. That is punk as fuck I reckon

Last night I drempt of ginkoes. A grouping of them in a public planting.
I only remembered halfway through having a conversation about street trees in suburban developments at work today. It was very off putting.

Nice.

Yeah stoked. Side stepped the rat race again, and get helicopter time again

Getting offered the opportunity to manage a remote lodge in Fiordland for the next seven months, and taking it, and handing in my resignation from my Parks & Rec job

I woke up from A nightmare at 1.30 this morning. I was in a house at night- it was kind of 70's modern- big windows with no curtains, different outbuidings joined by covered terraces and walkways. I was trying to hide two small children from their father who was a werewolf. He was after one of the i...

Oh, and you can now only get Gees Linctus with a prescription. Fuck you junkies, that was the only cough medicine which fucking works.

Over a month later: post viral bronchial spasm (like asthma but with coughing til you throw up) and oh hai, fucking hayfever season! This plant scientist needs to go somewhere with no pollen.
Antarctica or a tropical desert island would be fine.

Dreamed the other night that I was part of a group of people having a conversation in sign language. In it I was a fluent signer. When I first woke up I felt like I could remember and understand everything. I am hoping this means my brain knows more sign language than I think it does after 6 weeks o...

I didnt find it dragged.

I loved it.

Great thread to resuscitate!
I never got to see Motorhead.
Plasmatics
The Birthday Party
Twitch era Ministry
Front 242 (are they still going?)
The Cramps
The Famines
Stone Roses
The Divynyls

I also have a list of bands I am willing to drop everything for to see. Might have to do a thread for that

Love his clip about fossil Metasequoia

It went down a great at the potluck. Will make again.

https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC3CBOpT2-NRvoc2ecFMDCsA

This guy may be my perfect man. Low brow sweary field botany by someone who sounds like a Chicago gangster.

dave-brown wrote:Clearly smashed on coke. Clearly one of the boys. Up the punx. Up Billy J.

Urgh. Still traumatised by long car trips with Billy Joel's Greatest Hits for my whole childhood. For me up there in badness with John Farnham.

Haha, all those things are why I like living alone. But yeah, you have to buy your own cheese.