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its been too hot to be punk lately, i do have some shorts with patches on, cos the 90's never really ended for me, but fuck wearing boots atm, been wearing mostly sensible cotton shirts to beat the heat, admittedly some of them are ben sherman, but overall they dont look very punk i dont think. Get...

I went to a punk show a few months ago and decided to walk to the pub from my place. I was listening to Carole King on the way and by the time I got there I really couldn’t be fucked. Stayed for one band and left.

You do get to an age where the older ladies are increasingly prangable.

BZZZZZZZZT

CLEAR

I’d titty fuck her until the Brandenburg Gate fell down.

dave-brown wrote:That would make a good t shirt. You could have that quote on the front accompanied by a picture of Kyle Chapman and all of his chins.

Hahahahaha. I saw him in the New Brighton Countdown. He’s all hairy now and was wearing floral board shorts. It’s Aloha Kyle.

I had a dream I was lactating the other night. Didn’t even feel weird about it until I woke up.

I remember his Sabbos account now. I was looking back through old PM’s and I actually asked Jay to boot him back then because his stalkiness was getting downright creepy.

I need that.

I was quite intoxicated last night and for some reason thought that this was one of Dead Kid’s posts, who actually has seen my band. Don’t know if we’d be to your tastes. We pretty much sound like what you’d expect three 40 something bogans to sound like. Our newer stuff is heavier and sounds kind o...

You never gave my band a Punkas review you cunt.

*runs away crying*

I got called a faggot for having a Bloody Mary in a pub once. I’ve been called the same for drinking my usual red wine but that incident started a tradition of me purchasing the most flowery drink I can think of in my gruffest voice in the blokiest pubs.

dustbinflowers wrote:I have never thought of you being swoopy Andy

I think I have developed a certain swoopy dignity with age.

dave-brown wrote:As long as I've known you, I've always considered you to be a swoopy elder goth.

That’s because you’re still young af. I’m in my early 40s now.

I’ve always been an unashamed fan of mullet rock. I too like being fed and warm. Still listen to and play all sorts of stuff though. Get to gigs when I can. I actually think being a swoopy elder goth rather suits me.

I think he should be boiled in oil.

I’m over 40 now so I just listen to random post-punk playlists and uncontrollably shit my pants whilst reflecting on my wasted youth.

I would pay to see this and drink the tears of all other witnesses involved.

The downside of giving up booze is that I’ve been smoking a fair bit of weed some nights. I end up eating too much and my meds fuck with my guts anyway. I’ve been gassy as fuck.

New Killjoys will be out tomorrow. Netflix are slack at getting it. I think they’ve only got the first three series still. Get yourself a torrent client.

That cunt from Amebix can fuck off too. Putting out a couple of decent albums then fucking off to be a recluse on a remote island was never going to end well for someone who was admittedly a complete mental in the first place.

The Smiths had a few good tunes but it was all down to Johnny Marr. Morrissey can eat my whole dick but he won’t ‘cos it’s not vegan.

Fuck off Sob Soc.

I just had a spicy pizza and maced myself in the eye with chilli.

My favourite human dolled up ‘80s new wave style. Bestill my beating heart.

I only have eyes for a troublesome elf. Can’t quit her.

I’m banned from New York and Japan for similar reasons.

I’d like to go to Milan but unfortunately I’m too sexy.