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by General Mutante
Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:05 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Your day?
Replies: 86
Views: 2843

Re: Your day?

I’m a one track lover on a two way lane.
by General Mutante
Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:30 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Your day?
Replies: 86
Views: 2843

Re: Your day?

I got drunk then listened to The Carpenters and cried.
by General Mutante
Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:30 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Who will be the next famous person to be accused of "inappropriate behaviour"?
Replies: 14
Views: 167

Re: Who will be the next famous person to be accused of "inappropriate behaviour"?

I’m pretty booked out around Christmas and New Year for golden showers so if you want one you’d better make an appointment soon.
by General Mutante
Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:06 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Prangable Celebs
Replies: 31
Views: 292

Re: Prangable Celebs

Marisa Tomei is all that.
by General Mutante
Sun Dec 03, 2017 6:25 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Who will be the next famous person to be accused of "inappropriate behaviour"?
Replies: 14
Views: 167

Re: Who will be the next famous person to be accused of "inappropriate behaviour"?

I don’t piss on people for free. It’s $50 a wee or fuck off.
by General Mutante
Sun Dec 03, 2017 12:26 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Who will be the next famous person to be accused of "inappropriate behaviour"?
Replies: 14
Views: 167

Re: Who will be the next famous person to be accused of "inappropriate behaviour"?

Olly Onion from the Munch Bunch touched me inappropriately at a Santa parade in the 1980s.
by General Mutante
Sun Dec 03, 2017 12:24 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Prangable Celebs
Replies: 31
Views: 292

Re: Prangable Celebs

I’ve often thought about her sitting on my face whilst dressed as a Valkyrie out of a Wagnerian opera.
by General Mutante
Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:06 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Prangable Celebs
Replies: 31
Views: 292

Re: Prangable Celebs

Fuck it.
by General Mutante
Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:04 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Prangable Celebs
Replies: 31
Views: 292

Re: Prangable Celebs

Just a sort of a dead end of a human really.
by General Mutante
Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:00 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Prangable Celebs
Replies: 31
Views: 292

Re: Prangable Celebs

I’m not really into anybody and I doubt I ever will be again. Occasionally have to whack it in the shower just to clean out the pipes though.
by General Mutante
Fri Dec 01, 2017 12:22 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Prangable Celebs
Replies: 31
Views: 292

Re: Prangable Celebs

Fuck yeah Susan Boyle. Pretty irresponsible posting that. Someone could fap themselves to death.
by General Mutante
Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:54 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Prangable Celebs
Replies: 31
Views: 292

Re: Prangable Celebs

It’s a virtual circle jerk and everybody’s invited.
by General Mutante
Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:18 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Prangable Celebs
Replies: 31
Views: 292

Re: Prangable Celebs

http://www.theouthousers.com/images/templates/thumbnails/128815//aubreyplaza_size3.jpg Aubrey Plaza. Unreasonably attractive. https://i1.wp.com/4.bp.blogspot.com/_KTJWhtuRLac/TTdRwo_4gKI/AAAAAAAAMd4/A6cohHUfrL8/s1600/kazza2.jpg Karen Gillan. Jebus. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e0/...
by General Mutante
Wed Nov 08, 2017 1:11 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: YouTube Kids
Replies: 3
Views: 97

Re: YouTube Kids

I watched that video and now I'm retarded.
by General Mutante
Tue Nov 07, 2017 1:18 pm
Forum: Reviews
Topic: Finding out a piece of info I've been waiting 25 years for
Replies: 21
Views: 893

Re: Finding out a piece of info I've been waiting 25 years for

Lucky nobody found out when he was a kid. They might have taken the Pearce out of him.
by General Mutante
Fri Oct 27, 2017 4:59 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What´s for eats?
Replies: 13
Views: 314

Re: What´s for eats?

I'd rather have someone shit in my mouth
by General Mutante
Tue Oct 24, 2017 9:31 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What´s for eats?
Replies: 13
Views: 314

Re: What´s for eats?

Vodka and pain
by General Mutante
Tue Oct 24, 2017 9:30 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Hello, everyone!
Replies: 5
Views: 146

Re: Hello, everyone!

Eat a dick
by General Mutante
Mon Oct 16, 2017 5:12 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: i just found this person on facebook
Replies: 3
Views: 170

Re: i just found this person on facebook

Is she hell bent for leather?
by General Mutante
Sat Sep 30, 2017 1:58 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: NZ election 2017
Replies: 139
Views: 4029

Re: NZ election 2017

I think we should invite Kim Jong Un to be in charge of New Zealand.
by General Mutante
Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:28 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Beef thread
Replies: 18
Views: 564

Re: Beef thread

Painted in a colour called you're fucked cunt.
by General Mutante
Sun Sep 17, 2017 12:02 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Tool time...
Replies: 115
Views: 3860

Re: Tool time...

I heard Jeffrey Dahmer used one on rent boys.
by General Mutante
Sun Sep 17, 2017 11:59 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Beef thread
Replies: 18
Views: 564

Re: Beef thread

That made me feel intensely proud to be a New Zealander. I'm humming the national anthem now.
by General Mutante
Sun Sep 17, 2017 11:57 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: ivyblue// NEW ALBUM ON TUESDAY
Replies: 46
Views: 2261

Re: ivyblue// NEW ALBUM ON TUESDAY

I'm completely drenched in semen.
by General Mutante
Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:04 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: ivyblue// NEW ALBUM ON TUESDAY
Replies: 46
Views: 2261

Re: ivyblue// NEW ALBUM ON TUESDAY

Going to watch it all instead of sleeping because I hate myself.
by General Mutante
Sat Sep 09, 2017 4:27 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Beef thread
Replies: 18
Views: 564

Re: Beef thread

You're all cunts. I'll beat you to death with your family's corpses.
by General Mutante
Thu Sep 07, 2017 6:05 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: NZ election 2017
Replies: 139
Views: 4029

Re: NZ election 2017

David Seymour can eat shit.

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