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by General Mutante
Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:22 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Jordan Peterson is awesome...
Replies: 44
Views: 1641

Re: Jordan Peterson is awesome...

Imagine going back in time to the dawn of Punkas and attempting to explain 2018 to everyone.
by General Mutante
Thu May 31, 2018 12:56 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Jordan Peterson is awesome...
Replies: 44
Views: 1641

Re: Jordan Peterson is awesome...

Lobsters.
by General Mutante
Mon Apr 30, 2018 1:20 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Jordan Peterson is awesome...
Replies: 44
Views: 1641

Re: Jordan Peterson is awesome...

They must have talked shit about his lobster.
by General Mutante
Thu Apr 19, 2018 5:57 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Trivial Irritations Thread
Replies: 3648
Views: 183213

Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Yep. My leg has always been a bit fucked and it started doing fucky things about ten years ago now. These days if I do a mission like that I’m limping for the next two or three days.
by General Mutante
Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:18 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Prangable Celebs
Replies: 37
Views: 1671

Re: Prangable Celebs

Holy fuck yes.
by General Mutante
Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:18 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Trivial Irritations Thread
Replies: 3648
Views: 183213

Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Nasty. I missed the last Orbiter after band practice last week and ended up hiking to the other side of town and put my hip out. Was hobbling around for days.
by General Mutante
Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:04 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Minds.com - another new FB replacement
Replies: 9
Views: 307

Re: Minds.com - another new FB replacement

Oh my fuck. People I don’t like are using the same medium to communicate as me. Might as well smash my computer too.
by General Mutante
Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:53 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Jordan Peterson is awesome...
Replies: 44
Views: 1641

Re: Jordan Peterson is awesome...

He fucked a lobster and it died.
by General Mutante
Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:44 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Jordan Peterson is awesome...
Replies: 44
Views: 1641

Re: Jordan Peterson is awesome...

I heard he actually fucked a lobster.
by General Mutante
Mon Feb 26, 2018 4:43 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: Mutante fap thread
Replies: 56
Views: 5433

Re: Mutante fap thread

Siobhan Fahey was a fucking Fox. Still is.
by General Mutante
Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:19 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Things that really grind my gears....
Replies: 31
Views: 2084

Re: Things that really grind my gears....

In my experience French chicks tend to be really cool but the blokes are precious little bitches.
by General Mutante
Thu Feb 22, 2018 8:46 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Boobs
Replies: 580
Views: 56695

Re: Boobs

They’re so sophisticated over there.
by General Mutante
Wed Feb 21, 2018 5:08 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Boobs
Replies: 580
Views: 56695

Re: Boobs

*fapping intensifies*
by General Mutante
Tue Feb 20, 2018 9:44 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Boobs
Replies: 580
Views: 56695

Re: Boobs

I’ve got a warm front.
by General Mutante
Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:03 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: ivyblue// NEW ALBUM ON TUESDAY
Replies: 54
Views: 4131

Re: ivyblue// NEW ALBUM ON TUESDAY

Jizz on my face
by General Mutante
Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:15 am
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Anti SJW thread and/or alt right neo nazis
Replies: 251
Views: 15541

Re: Anti SJW thread and/or alt right neo nazis

I judiciously applied a beer bottle to one of the feral inbred Nazis you only find in parts of Christchurch for attacking my mate on our own fucking front lawn circa ‘97 or ‘98. I’d actually had previous dealings with him going right back to primary school. He was already a pointlessly violent piece...
by General Mutante
Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:06 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Things that really grind my gears....
Replies: 31
Views: 2084

Re: Things that really grind my gears....

I should have just taken to them with my already dying laptop.

THIS IS FOR THE HOLOCAUST YOU ARYAN COCKSUCKERS.
by General Mutante
Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:02 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Things that really grind my gears....
Replies: 31
Views: 2084

Re: Things that really grind my gears....

YES. Like the cunts who came up to me in the library when I was living there and loudly asked me where to score weed whilst I was minding my own business which resulted in unwelcome attention from the authorities for me and bugger all for them, the sausage munching fucks.
by General Mutante
Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:35 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: ivyblue// NEW ALBUM ON TUESDAY
Replies: 54
Views: 4131

Re: ivyblue// NEW ALBUM ON TUESDAY

This needs to be presented as a Star Wars opening crawl.
by General Mutante
Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:28 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Things that really grind my gears....
Replies: 31
Views: 2084

Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Everything
by General Mutante
Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:40 pm
Forum: Reviews
Topic: Cheese roll tour of Southland
Replies: 21
Views: 3199

Re: Cheese roll tour of Southland

The wickerman is an open secret. We’ve got to strike fear into the hearts of outsiders somehow.
by General Mutante
Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:19 am
Forum: Reviews
Topic: Cheese roll tour of Southland
Replies: 21
Views: 3199

Re: Cheese roll tour of Southland

We should drag you behind a tractor and put you in the wickerman for revealing such sacred mysteries to outsiders.
by General Mutante
Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:17 am
Forum: Reviews
Topic: Cheese roll tour of Southland
Replies: 21
Views: 3199

Re: Cheese roll tour of Southland

You treacherous swine. Leave the South Island immediately.
by General Mutante
Wed Jan 31, 2018 7:29 pm
Forum: Movies & TV
Topic: What have you recently watched?
Replies: 6973
Views: 397636

Re: What have you recently watched?

Saw it and loved it.
by General Mutante
Wed Jan 31, 2018 7:28 pm
Forum: Movies & TV
Topic: Star Wars 8 - best so far
Replies: 62
Views: 3475

Re: Star Wars 8 - best so far

The milking scene was my favourite and I really need to find someone willing to dress up as one of those aliens for reasons.
by General Mutante
Wed Jan 31, 2018 7:24 pm
Forum: Reviews
Topic: Cheese roll tour of Southland
Replies: 21
Views: 3199

Re: Cheese roll tour of Southland

We only jizz in them if we’re serving them to Aucklanders.
by General Mutante
Mon Jan 29, 2018 1:54 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What´s for eats?
Replies: 54
Views: 2834

Re: What´s for eats?

We’ve got Pepe’s in Christchurch. Not bad.
by General Mutante
Sun Jan 28, 2018 7:10 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What´s for eats?
Replies: 54
Views: 2834

Re: What´s for eats?

Are there Mexicali branches in NZ now?
by General Mutante
Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:31 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Anti SJW thread and/or alt right neo nazis
Replies: 251
Views: 15541

Re: Anti SJW thread and/or alt right neo nazis

If I was deliberately trying to wind a lot of people up in the name of chucking the golden apple that kind of ridiculous logo is exactly what I’d go for.
by General Mutante
Sat Jan 20, 2018 6:12 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Anti SJW thread and/or alt right neo nazis
Replies: 251
Views: 15541

Re: Anti SJW thread and/or alt right neo nazis

No content so far and looks suspiciously like goatse. I suspect a wind up.

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