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by General Mutante
Wed Sep 19, 2018 1:41 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Jordan Peterson is awesome...
Replies: 62
Views: 2790

Re: Jordan Peterson is awesome...

Can you not use the internet you tedious fuckwit?
by General Mutante
Sun Aug 26, 2018 12:44 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: punkas dream journal.
Replies: 232
Views: 22882

Re: punkas dream journal.

You have the best dreams.
by General Mutante
Wed Aug 22, 2018 12:53 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Prangable Celebs
Replies: 40
Views: 2251

Re: Prangable Celebs

Marisa Tomei is fucking banging.
by General Mutante
Tue Jul 24, 2018 2:01 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Jordan Peterson is awesome...
Replies: 62
Views: 2790

Re: Jordan Peterson is awesome...

What’s it like being the most boring cunt ever?
by General Mutante
Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:47 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: punkas dream journal.
Replies: 232
Views: 22882

Re: punkas dream journal.

I had a dream my band was playing at some festival in Auckland, and I was trying to call this chick up there who I think is all that. Then it got attacked by Blake’s 7 style storm troopers and we ended up in an underground resistance cell, but I was really pissed off and anxious because I couldn’t f...
by General Mutante
Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:22 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Jordan Peterson is awesome...
Replies: 62
Views: 2790

Re: Jordan Peterson is awesome...

Imagine going back in time to the dawn of Punkas and attempting to explain 2018 to everyone.
by General Mutante
Thu May 31, 2018 12:56 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Jordan Peterson is awesome...
Replies: 62
Views: 2790

Re: Jordan Peterson is awesome...

Lobsters.
by General Mutante
Mon Apr 30, 2018 1:20 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Jordan Peterson is awesome...
Replies: 62
Views: 2790

Re: Jordan Peterson is awesome...

They must have talked shit about his lobster.
by General Mutante
Thu Apr 19, 2018 5:57 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Trivial Irritations Thread
Replies: 3646
Views: 189940

Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Yep. My leg has always been a bit fucked and it started doing fucky things about ten years ago now. These days if I do a mission like that I’m limping for the next two or three days.
by General Mutante
Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:18 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Prangable Celebs
Replies: 40
Views: 2251

Re: Prangable Celebs

Holy fuck yes.
by General Mutante
Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:18 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Trivial Irritations Thread
Replies: 3646
Views: 189940

Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Nasty. I missed the last Orbiter after band practice last week and ended up hiking to the other side of town and put my hip out. Was hobbling around for days.
by General Mutante
Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:04 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Minds.com - another new FB replacement
Replies: 9
Views: 439

Re: Minds.com - another new FB replacement

Oh my fuck. People I don’t like are using the same medium to communicate as me. Might as well smash my computer too.
by General Mutante
Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:53 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Jordan Peterson is awesome...
Replies: 62
Views: 2790

Re: Jordan Peterson is awesome...

He fucked a lobster and it died.
by General Mutante
Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:44 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Jordan Peterson is awesome...
Replies: 62
Views: 2790

Re: Jordan Peterson is awesome...

I heard he actually fucked a lobster.
by General Mutante
Mon Feb 26, 2018 4:43 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: Mutante fap thread
Replies: 62
Views: 5967

Re: Mutante fap thread

Siobhan Fahey was a fucking Fox. Still is.
by General Mutante
Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:19 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Things that really grind my gears....
Replies: 31
Views: 2404

Re: Things that really grind my gears....

In my experience French chicks tend to be really cool but the blokes are precious little bitches.
by General Mutante
Thu Feb 22, 2018 8:46 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Boobs
Replies: 580
Views: 58811

Re: Boobs

They’re so sophisticated over there.
by General Mutante
Wed Feb 21, 2018 5:08 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Boobs
Replies: 580
Views: 58811

Re: Boobs

*fapping intensifies*
by General Mutante
Tue Feb 20, 2018 9:44 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Boobs
Replies: 580
Views: 58811

Re: Boobs

I’ve got a warm front.
by General Mutante
Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:03 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: ivyblue// NEW ALBUM ON TUESDAY
Replies: 56
Views: 4682

Re: ivyblue// NEW ALBUM ON TUESDAY

Jizz on my face
by General Mutante
Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:15 am
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Anti SJW thread and/or alt right neo nazis
Replies: 263
Views: 19859

Re: Anti SJW thread and/or alt right neo nazis

I judiciously applied a beer bottle to one of the feral inbred Nazis you only find in parts of Christchurch for attacking my mate on our own fucking front lawn circa ‘97 or ‘98. I’d actually had previous dealings with him going right back to primary school. He was already a pointlessly violent piece...
by General Mutante
Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:06 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Things that really grind my gears....
Replies: 31
Views: 2404

Re: Things that really grind my gears....

I should have just taken to them with my already dying laptop.

THIS IS FOR THE HOLOCAUST YOU ARYAN COCKSUCKERS.
by General Mutante
Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:02 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Things that really grind my gears....
Replies: 31
Views: 2404

Re: Things that really grind my gears....

YES. Like the cunts who came up to me in the library when I was living there and loudly asked me where to score weed whilst I was minding my own business which resulted in unwelcome attention from the authorities for me and bugger all for them, the sausage munching fucks.
by General Mutante
Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:35 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: ivyblue// NEW ALBUM ON TUESDAY
Replies: 56
Views: 4682

Re: ivyblue// NEW ALBUM ON TUESDAY

This needs to be presented as a Star Wars opening crawl.
by General Mutante
Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:28 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Things that really grind my gears....
Replies: 31
Views: 2404

Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Everything
by General Mutante
Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:40 pm
Forum: Reviews
Topic: Cheese roll tour of Southland
Replies: 21
Views: 3481

Re: Cheese roll tour of Southland

The wickerman is an open secret. We’ve got to strike fear into the hearts of outsiders somehow.
by General Mutante
Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:19 am
Forum: Reviews
Topic: Cheese roll tour of Southland
Replies: 21
Views: 3481

Re: Cheese roll tour of Southland

We should drag you behind a tractor and put you in the wickerman for revealing such sacred mysteries to outsiders.
by General Mutante
Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:17 am
Forum: Reviews
Topic: Cheese roll tour of Southland
Replies: 21
Views: 3481

Re: Cheese roll tour of Southland

You treacherous swine. Leave the South Island immediately.
by General Mutante
Wed Jan 31, 2018 7:29 pm
Forum: Movies & TV
Topic: What have you recently watched?
Replies: 6773
Views: 412612

Re: What have you recently watched?

Saw it and loved it.
by General Mutante
Wed Jan 31, 2018 7:28 pm
Forum: Movies & TV
Topic: Star Wars 8 - best so far
Replies: 62
Views: 3936

Re: Star Wars 8 - best so far

The milking scene was my favourite and I really need to find someone willing to dress up as one of those aliens for reasons.

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