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by General Mutante
Sun Sep 15, 2019 2:01 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Do you want SOB SOC banned?
Replies: 51
Views: 1934

Re: Do you want SOB SOC banned?

I’d titty fuck her until the Brandenburg Gate fell down.
by General Mutante
Sun Sep 15, 2019 1:59 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Selling out of punk
Replies: 28
Views: 537

Re: Selling out of punk

dave-brown wrote:That would make a good t shirt. You could have that quote on the front accompanied by a picture of Kyle Chapman and all of his chins.


Hahahahaha. I saw him in the New Brighton Countdown. He’s all hairy now and was wearing floral board shorts. It’s Aloha Kyle.
by General Mutante
Sun Sep 15, 2019 1:55 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: punkas dream journal.
Replies: 246
Views: 28216

Re: punkas dream journal.

I had a dream I was lactating the other night. Didn’t even feel weird about it until I woke up.
by General Mutante
Sat Aug 31, 2019 3:43 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Do you want SOB SOC banned?
Replies: 51
Views: 1934

Re: Do you want SOB SOC banned?

I remember his Sabbos account now. I was looking back through old PM’s and I actually asked Jay to boot him back then because his stalkiness was getting downright creepy.
by General Mutante
Sun Aug 25, 2019 2:26 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Shirt of the day
Replies: 132
Views: 19391

Re: Shirt of the day

I need that.
by General Mutante
Mon Aug 19, 2019 11:41 pm
Forum: Reviews
Topic: Sam's band
Replies: 4
Views: 433

Re: Sam's band

I was quite intoxicated last night and for some reason thought that this was one of Dead Kid’s posts, who actually has seen my band. Don’t know if we’d be to your tastes. We pretty much sound like what you’d expect three 40 something bogans to sound like. Our newer stuff is heavier and sounds kind o...
by General Mutante
Sun Aug 18, 2019 3:26 pm
Forum: Reviews
Topic: Sam's band
Replies: 4
Views: 433

Re: Sam's band

You never gave my band a Punkas review you cunt.

*runs away crying*
by General Mutante
Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:08 am
Forum: Reviews
Topic: Drinking cocktails
Replies: 27
Views: 840

Re: Drinking cocktails

I got called a faggot for having a Bloody Mary in a pub once. I’ve been called the same for drinking my usual red wine but that incident started a tradition of me purchasing the most flowery drink I can think of in my gruffest voice in the blokiest pubs.
by General Mutante
Tue Aug 13, 2019 12:58 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Selling out of punk
Replies: 28
Views: 537

Re: Selling out of punk

dustbinflowers wrote:I have never thought of you being swoopy Andy


I think I have developed a certain swoopy dignity with age.
by General Mutante
Mon Aug 12, 2019 3:32 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Selling out of punk
Replies: 28
Views: 537

Re: Selling out of punk

dave-brown wrote:As long as I've known you, I've always considered you to be a swoopy elder goth.


That’s because you’re still young af. I’m in my early 40s now.
by General Mutante
Sun Aug 11, 2019 9:26 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Selling out of punk
Replies: 28
Views: 537

Re: Selling out of punk

I’ve always been an unashamed fan of mullet rock. I too like being fed and warm. Still listen to and play all sorts of stuff though. Get to gigs when I can. I actually think being a swoopy elder goth rather suits me.
by General Mutante
Sun Jul 28, 2019 3:41 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Do you want SOB SOC banned?
Replies: 51
Views: 1934

Re: Do you want SOB SOC banned?

I think he should be boiled in oil.
by General Mutante
Fri Jul 26, 2019 2:33 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: General R.I.P. Thread
Replies: 52
Views: 4438

Re: General R.I.P. Thread

I’m over 40 now so I just listen to random post-punk playlists and uncontrollably shit my pants whilst reflecting on my wasted youth.
by General Mutante
Tue Jul 23, 2019 7:17 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: HU BTR
Replies: 12
Views: 395

Re: HU BTR

I would pay to see this and drink the tears of all other witnesses involved.
by General Mutante
Sat Jul 20, 2019 4:43 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What´s for eats?
Replies: 86
Views: 5930

Re: What´s for eats?

The downside of giving up booze is that I’ve been smoking a fair bit of weed some nights. I end up eating too much and my meds fuck with my guts anyway. I’ve been gassy as fuck.
by General Mutante
Sat Jul 20, 2019 4:40 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Trivial Irritations Thread
Replies: 3656
Views: 212090

Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

New Killjoys will be out tomorrow. Netflix are slack at getting it. I think they’ve only got the first three series still. Get yourself a torrent client.
by General Mutante
Sun Jul 14, 2019 4:47 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: HU BTR
Replies: 12
Views: 395

Re: HU BTR

That cunt from Amebix can fuck off too. Putting out a couple of decent albums then fucking off to be a recluse on a remote island was never going to end well for someone who was admittedly a complete mental in the first place.
by General Mutante
Sun Jul 14, 2019 4:45 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: HU BTR
Replies: 12
Views: 395

Re: HU BTR

The Smiths had a few good tunes but it was all down to Johnny Marr. Morrissey can eat my whole dick but he won’t ‘cos it’s not vegan.
by General Mutante
Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:10 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What´s for eats?
Replies: 86
Views: 5930

Re: What´s for eats?

Fuck off Sob Soc.

I just had a spicy pizza and maced myself in the eye with chilli.
by General Mutante
Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:57 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: things that are good
Replies: 83
Views: 2195

Re: things that are good

My favourite human dolled up ‘80s new wave style. Bestill my beating heart.
by General Mutante
Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:50 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Good ol Punkas.
Replies: 12
Views: 623

Re: Good ol Punkas.

I only have eyes for a troublesome elf. Can’t quit her.
by General Mutante
Wed Jun 19, 2019 1:16 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Good ol Punkas.
Replies: 12
Views: 623

Re: Good ol Punkas.

I’m banned from New York and Japan for similar reasons.
by General Mutante
Mon Jun 17, 2019 10:55 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Good ol Punkas.
Replies: 12
Views: 623

Re: Good ol Punkas.

I’d like to go to Milan but unfortunately I’m too sexy.
by General Mutante
Sat May 11, 2019 3:50 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: things that are good
Replies: 83
Views: 2195

Re: things that are good

Booze

Weed

Food

Guitars

Sexy times
by General Mutante
Sat Mar 23, 2019 3:44 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: sex
Replies: 23
Views: 838

Re: sex

Nah. No way it’s me. I’d actually be funny.
by General Mutante
Sat Feb 02, 2019 3:48 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Oh fuck I love Karyn Hay
Replies: 4
Views: 388

Re: Oh fuck I love Karyn Hay

She punched Iggy Pop once.
by General Mutante
Wed Jan 30, 2019 7:45 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Declaration of war
Replies: 5
Views: 475

Re: Declaration of war

Good luck finding the venture capitalists willing to back you in taking on an internet giant of that magnitude when you’re obviously some specimen of drug fucked mental patient.
by General Mutante
Mon Jan 21, 2019 7:56 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: General Mutante
Replies: 30
Views: 1507

Re: General Mutante

Fuck off you creepily obsessive stalky arsehole.
by General Mutante
Mon Dec 17, 2018 8:00 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What Hitler conveyed
Replies: 15
Views: 804

Re: What Hitler conveyed

Yeah. Take your Thorazine and fuck off you mental.
by General Mutante
Mon Dec 10, 2018 8:18 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: General Mutante
Replies: 30
Views: 1507

Re: General Mutante

I’m a bit disturbed that you’re so obsessed with me actually. Come near me IRL I’ll fucking cut you, you loony.

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