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by General Mutante
Mon Oct 14, 2019 7:57 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Selling out of punk
Replies: 62
Views: 1726

Re: Selling out of punk

I went to a punk show a few months ago and decided to walk to the pub from my place. I was listening to Carole King on the way and by the time I got there I really couldn’t be fucked. Stayed for one band and left.
by General Mutante
Sat Sep 28, 2019 3:36 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Prangable Celebs
Replies: 51
Views: 4556

Re: Prangable Celebs

You do get to an age where the older ladies are increasingly prangable.
by General Mutante
Sat Sep 28, 2019 3:35 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Don't fuckin' die on me, PunkAs!
Replies: 3
Views: 144

Re: Don't fuckin' die on me, PunkAs!

BZZZZZZZZT
by General Mutante
Sat Sep 28, 2019 3:34 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Don't fuckin' die on me, PunkAs!
Replies: 3
Views: 144

Re: Don't fuckin' die on me, PunkAs!

CLEAR
by General Mutante
Sun Sep 15, 2019 2:01 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Do you want SOB SOC banned?
Replies: 59
Views: 2613

Re: Do you want SOB SOC banned?

I’d titty fuck her until the Brandenburg Gate fell down.
by General Mutante
Sun Sep 15, 2019 1:59 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Selling out of punk
Replies: 62
Views: 1726

Re: Selling out of punk

dave-brown wrote:That would make a good t shirt. You could have that quote on the front accompanied by a picture of Kyle Chapman and all of his chins.


Hahahahaha. I saw him in the New Brighton Countdown. He’s all hairy now and was wearing floral board shorts. It’s Aloha Kyle.
by General Mutante
Sun Sep 15, 2019 1:55 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: punkas dream journal.
Replies: 247
Views: 28967

Re: punkas dream journal.

I had a dream I was lactating the other night. Didn’t even feel weird about it until I woke up.
by General Mutante
Sat Aug 31, 2019 3:43 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Do you want SOB SOC banned?
Replies: 59
Views: 2613

Re: Do you want SOB SOC banned?

I remember his Sabbos account now. I was looking back through old PM’s and I actually asked Jay to boot him back then because his stalkiness was getting downright creepy.
by General Mutante
Sun Aug 25, 2019 2:26 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Shirt of the day
Replies: 133
Views: 19832

Re: Shirt of the day

I need that.
by General Mutante
Mon Aug 19, 2019 11:41 pm
Forum: Reviews
Topic: Sam's band
Replies: 14
Views: 1323

Re: Sam's band

I was quite intoxicated last night and for some reason thought that this was one of Dead Kid’s posts, who actually has seen my band. Don’t know if we’d be to your tastes. We pretty much sound like what you’d expect three 40 something bogans to sound like. Our newer stuff is heavier and sounds kind o...
by General Mutante
Sun Aug 18, 2019 3:26 pm
Forum: Reviews
Topic: Sam's band
Replies: 14
Views: 1323

Re: Sam's band

You never gave my band a Punkas review you cunt.

*runs away crying*
by General Mutante
Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:08 am
Forum: Reviews
Topic: Drinking cocktails
Replies: 25
Views: 1002

Re: Drinking cocktails

I got called a faggot for having a Bloody Mary in a pub once. I’ve been called the same for drinking my usual red wine but that incident started a tradition of me purchasing the most flowery drink I can think of in my gruffest voice in the blokiest pubs.
by General Mutante
Tue Aug 13, 2019 12:58 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Selling out of punk
Replies: 62
Views: 1726

Re: Selling out of punk

dustbinflowers wrote:I have never thought of you being swoopy Andy


I think I have developed a certain swoopy dignity with age.
by General Mutante
Mon Aug 12, 2019 3:32 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Selling out of punk
Replies: 62
Views: 1726

Re: Selling out of punk

dave-brown wrote:As long as I've known you, I've always considered you to be a swoopy elder goth.


That’s because you’re still young af. I’m in my early 40s now.
by General Mutante
Sun Aug 11, 2019 9:26 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Selling out of punk
Replies: 62
Views: 1726

Re: Selling out of punk

I’ve always been an unashamed fan of mullet rock. I too like being fed and warm. Still listen to and play all sorts of stuff though. Get to gigs when I can. I actually think being a swoopy elder goth rather suits me.
by General Mutante
Sun Jul 28, 2019 3:41 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Do you want SOB SOC banned?
Replies: 59
Views: 2613

Re: Do you want SOB SOC banned?

I think he should be boiled in oil.
by General Mutante
Fri Jul 26, 2019 2:33 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: General R.I.P. Thread
Replies: 58
Views: 5166

Re: General R.I.P. Thread

I’m over 40 now so I just listen to random post-punk playlists and uncontrollably shit my pants whilst reflecting on my wasted youth.
by General Mutante
Tue Jul 23, 2019 7:17 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: HU BTR
Replies: 11
Views: 489

Re: HU BTR

I would pay to see this and drink the tears of all other witnesses involved.
by General Mutante
Sat Jul 20, 2019 4:43 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What´s for eats?
Replies: 87
Views: 6321

Re: What´s for eats?

The downside of giving up booze is that I’ve been smoking a fair bit of weed some nights. I end up eating too much and my meds fuck with my guts anyway. I’ve been gassy as fuck.
by General Mutante
Sat Jul 20, 2019 4:40 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Trivial Irritations Thread
Replies: 3625
Views: 214905

Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

New Killjoys will be out tomorrow. Netflix are slack at getting it. I think they’ve only got the first three series still. Get yourself a torrent client.
by General Mutante
Sun Jul 14, 2019 4:47 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: HU BTR
Replies: 11
Views: 489

Re: HU BTR

That cunt from Amebix can fuck off too. Putting out a couple of decent albums then fucking off to be a recluse on a remote island was never going to end well for someone who was admittedly a complete mental in the first place.
by General Mutante
Sun Jul 14, 2019 4:45 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: HU BTR
Replies: 11
Views: 489

Re: HU BTR

The Smiths had a few good tunes but it was all down to Johnny Marr. Morrissey can eat my whole dick but he won’t ‘cos it’s not vegan.
by General Mutante
Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:10 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What´s for eats?
Replies: 87
Views: 6321

Re: What´s for eats?

Fuck off Sob Soc.

I just had a spicy pizza and maced myself in the eye with chilli.
by General Mutante
Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:57 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: things that are good
Replies: 86
Views: 2888

Re: things that are good

My favourite human dolled up ‘80s new wave style. Bestill my beating heart.
by General Mutante
Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:50 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Good ol Punkas.
Replies: 11
Views: 727

Re: Good ol Punkas.

I only have eyes for a troublesome elf. Can’t quit her.
by General Mutante
Wed Jun 19, 2019 1:16 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Good ol Punkas.
Replies: 11
Views: 727

Re: Good ol Punkas.

I’m banned from New York and Japan for similar reasons.
by General Mutante
Mon Jun 17, 2019 10:55 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Good ol Punkas.
Replies: 11
Views: 727

Re: Good ol Punkas.

I’d like to go to Milan but unfortunately I’m too sexy.
by General Mutante
Sat May 11, 2019 3:50 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: things that are good
Replies: 86
Views: 2888

Re: things that are good

Booze

Weed

Food

Guitars

Sexy times
by General Mutante
Sat Mar 23, 2019 3:44 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: sex
Replies: 23
Views: 949

Re: sex

Nah. No way it’s me. I’d actually be funny.
by General Mutante
Sat Feb 02, 2019 3:48 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Oh fuck I love Karyn Hay
Replies: 4
Views: 439

Re: Oh fuck I love Karyn Hay

She punched Iggy Pop once.

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