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by banned jones
Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:04 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: GMC
Replies: 12
Views: 1506

Re: GMC

. wrote:whats the deal with killed by birth?


that should be brutal by birth
4 state of hate
4 greased arm
you have the last soh song missing..its a wonderful life
by banned jones
Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:41 am
Forum: Music
Topic: GMC
Replies: 12
Views: 1506

Re: GMC

formed by me and jon in 94 to try and get the sick of it all support, which we did. played a mountain rock to thousands and didnt get paid released hate the state brutal by birth split with alter egos greased arm 96 motherfucker ep..the 4 songs named above the whoooahhh demon split 7" with 138 ...
by banned jones
Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:52 pm
Forum: Movies & TV
Topic: What have you recently watched?
Replies: 6768
Views: 406646

Re: What have you recently watched?

new series of reeves and mortimer noone is funnier ulri ka ka ka ka ka videodrome debbies nipples woof the runaways why other people waste time making films perfect from the guitars, the microphones, the amps, the leather, shotgunning, rollerskating leather teenage tentative lesbian rockband nipple ...
by banned jones
Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:41 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: cooking forum
Replies: 34
Views: 3245

Re: cooking forum

made beef wellington last week with 1.5 kilos of fillet
made an oi! out of left over pastry and put on top
so much work
but
OI! the fucking pie
the pie of pies
OI! the glory
johnny wudda approved but he wudda put a wreath of calves liver round the OI!
by banned jones
Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:34 pm
Forum: Movies & TV
Topic: Sherlock (TV Series)
Replies: 8
Views: 2569

Re: Sherlock (TV Series)

complete bollocks
almost as bad as the movie
the books have glorious crystal detail and these fucktards try to reinvent it
almost as offensive as israel and the bouncing souls
its the anti rock
avoid
by banned jones
Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:34 pm
Forum: Upcoming Events
Topic: Rogernomix/Cervix/GuiltyOfWhat?/Colony@Factory(March.27)
Replies: 39
Views: 2800

Re: Rogernomix/DrugProblem/Cervix/MMorgasm@Factory(March.27)

i heard it was cos the guitarist got banned by whingey bitches
make hate your friend
by banned jones
Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:10 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: Songs you can't stop listening to
Replies: 779
Views: 65999

Re: Songs you can't stop listening to

slapshot - gasoline
dee dee and barbera band practice
by banned jones
Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:14 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Danzig hits new low?
Replies: 54
Views: 2718

Re: Danzig hits new low?

fuck be very very carefull danzig is superhuman he has to be so small cos if he was bigger his super evil would kill us all ive got a danzig long way up from hell ladder and the am i evil yes i am see me clearly magnifying glass hes like....antimatter concentrated darkness one pinhead crushes a plan...
by banned jones
Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:22 pm
Forum: Movies & TV
Topic: The definitive CORONATION STREET thread
Replies: 540
Views: 27120

Re: The definitive CORONATION STREET thread

dinner?
you kids and your code words
by banned jones
Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:18 pm
Forum: Upcoming Events
Topic: BLACK CHROME Fri Aug 15 Scarfies PN
Replies: 33
Views: 2800

Re: BLACK CHROME Fri Aug 15 Scarfies PN

try telling that to his toilet floor
by banned jones
Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:14 pm
Forum: Movies & TV
Topic: The definitive CORONATION STREET thread
Replies: 540
Views: 27120

Re: The definitive CORONATION STREET thread

sweet
im the only one with taste yet again
candice
by banned jones
Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:01 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Parents sue because sun was in sons eyes...
Replies: 22
Views: 2063

Re: Parents sue because sun was in sons eyes...

*adjusts empty toilet rolls, checks sellotape*

two horns maaam
by banned jones
Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:06 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: R.I.P SKOOTA AKA CASUALANALSEXGUY
Replies: 477
Views: 36363

Re: R.I.P SKOOTA AKA CASUALANALSEXGUY

BOOMpffff
ride the little pony

as an elite battle kommander
its amazing the loyalty my salty kriegsmarines will showfor a pair of hooves and a grabable mane
keep up(sounds like erection) the good work my glorious president
you are the glue (sounds like sticky)

plunge
oooerrr
by banned jones
Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:06 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: R.I.P SKOOTA AKA CASUALANALSEXGUY
Replies: 477
Views: 36363

Re: R.I.P SKOOTA AKA CASUALANALSEXGUY

well that explains your cardys then :oops:
by banned jones
Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:25 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: R.I.P SKOOTA AKA CASUALANALSEXGUY
Replies: 477
Views: 36363

Re: R.I.P SKOOTA AKA CASUALANALSEXGUY

well it was a cheeky bird and it wasnt so much kneeing it more like one of my kung foo slippers got stuck in the hedgehog and it bolted its not so much the pain, its the embarrasment more of a life lesson on chasing flightlesss birds should stick to old crows hang on thats a drink *scuttles off to c...
by banned jones
Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:06 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: R.I.P SKOOTA AKA CASUALANALSEXGUY
Replies: 477
Views: 36363

Re: R.I.P SKOOTA AKA CASUALANALSEXGUY

i fucked my knee somehow
few days off on acc
take with food the chemist said
eatns cheatn so bourbon it was
by banned jones
Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:47 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: R.I.P SKOOTA AKA CASUALANALSEXGUY
Replies: 477
Views: 36363

Re: R.I.P SKOOTA AKA CASUALANALSEXGUY

its ironic for someone whacked on painkillers and bourbon at lunchtime
but
please be careful with the self medication
thinking and worried about you all
wolfgang
kia kaha
by banned jones
Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:43 pm
Forum: People/Places Wanted
Topic: New Plymouth/ Taranaki Drummer wanted.
Replies: 14
Views: 1294

Re: New Plymouth/ Taranaki Drummer wanted.

first practice
one big argument about what exactly is 4

if ur all drummers
who the hell is gnna keep time
by banned jones
Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:38 pm
Forum: Movies & TV
Topic: The definitive CORONATION STREET thread
Replies: 540
Views: 27120

Re: The definitive CORONATION STREET thread

the brothers had michelle thinking he died because he was a drunk driver
but it was paul driving
pauls wife told michelle
shes threatened to tell ryan her son
by banned jones
Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:15 pm
Forum: Movies & TV
Topic: The definitive CORONATION STREET thread
Replies: 540
Views: 27120

Re: The definitive CORONATION STREET thread

vera and jack are back

nothing my little venus flytrap
by banned jones
Sun Jun 22, 2008 11:02 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: danny boys scam
Replies: 272
Views: 26861

Re: danny boys scam

you said postin
thats almost log
it nearly rhymes with
ANUS
by banned jones
Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:47 pm
Forum: Upcoming Events
Topic: judas priest 7 sept auckland
Replies: 46
Views: 3041

Re: judas priest 7 sept auckland

dangly udders
sounds just like
pooey fleece

i lost my virginity in that paddock, cept her mum seen us

wow what did her mum say

mooooo
by banned jones
Sun Jun 15, 2008 6:12 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: Black Chrome - Homorockclub
Replies: 38
Views: 2884

Re: Black Chrome - Homorockclub

fuck
i crunch when i walk
by banned jones
Sun Jun 15, 2008 5:07 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: FuCk youz guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 71
Views: 3201

Re: FuCk youz guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

flush yes
down my better colonial pipe
your stinking native shit is stuck on my civilised pipe
even the irish arnt this ....tardy
and we call them niggers
native irish..pffft
sometimes a choking and invasive weed is a choking and invasive weed
regardless of its latin name
by banned jones
Sun Jun 15, 2008 4:54 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: FuCk youz guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 71
Views: 3201

Re: FuCk youz guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

true punk is trying to get away and make a better life away from the shit not getting both arms coloured green and 2 seagulls and a sailing ship tattooed on your forehead anyone that makes the choice to feel hard done by and then try and use it as a legitimate carreer move...bro nuttin wrong with wa...
by banned jones
Sun Jun 15, 2008 4:20 pm
Forum: Reviews
Topic: GIRLS
Replies: 93
Views: 4504

Re: GIRLS

mmmmm girls and im serious they are the core fundemental along with the pissup after the show god said so my only and immediate superior is a woman...well goat depends exactly how much carpet constitutes munching but yes women expirienced dont want to look at the stars and discusss "life" ...
by banned jones
Sun Jun 15, 2008 3:39 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: Black Chrome - Homorockclub
Replies: 38
Views: 2884

Re: Black Chrome - Homorockclub

every BOOMpff is some flowers and movietickets i dont need
ive cum in my denim, ill see you later
by banned jones
Sun Jun 15, 2008 3:22 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: hu waz the best?!
Replies: 38
Views: 1797

Re: hu waz the best?!

now as a tank kommander and a swarthy one at that its not my job, nor should it be, to engage in soggy biscuit with the enlisted men BUT i have VAST expirience in both being right and more importantly knowing it so professionals v neurotic outsiders both had god in the band so therefore are completl...
by banned jones
Sat Jun 14, 2008 3:36 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: Black Chrome - Homorockclub
Replies: 38
Views: 2884

Re: Black Chrome - Homorockclub

BOOMpff

judt picked up a few more from the pressing plant
the master will destroyed soon to retain the specialness of the edition
owning a copy guarantees that you wont be too cool for the homo rock club


what happened
one minute theres a beautiful lady
then
theres this bag lady
BOOMpff
by banned jones
Sat Jun 14, 2008 3:14 pm
Forum: Reviews
Topic: DEATHPUNKFEST 2008
Replies: 129
Views: 6197

Re: DEATHPUNKFEST 2008

do it

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