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by Max
Sat Sep 19, 2020 1:11 am
Forum: Music
Topic: Correct number of guitars in band?
Replies: 0
Views: 2

Correct number of guitars in band?

OK, so I understand the rhythm (aka guy who knows how to play and is in sync with the band) + lead (guy who does the fancy stuff) dynamic. https://youtu.be/pAgnJDJN4VA?t=210 and I can understand the judas priest/iron maiden dueling leads thing.... https://youtu.be/Ol87N0nxfVs?t=216 but why does a pe...
by Max
Sat Sep 12, 2020 2:24 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What´s for eats?
Replies: 164
Views: 19799

Re: What´s for eats?

Whatcha doing down there chick scientist? Saving takahe? Exterminating thar? And are there any decent punk bands down that way?
by Max
Sun Sep 06, 2020 5:41 pm
Forum: Movies & TV
Topic: What are you watching right now...
Replies: 76
Views: 13813

Re: What are you watching right now...

Subcide wrote:

"low quality women?"
by Max
Tue Sep 01, 2020 4:45 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: funny shit thread
Replies: 16163
Views: 1278562

Re: funny shit thread

I’ve discovered that almost every single article on the Scots version of Wikipedia is written by the same person - an American teenager who can’t speak Scots


https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comme ... e_article/
by Max
Sat Aug 29, 2020 11:38 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: Guilty Pleasures
Replies: 123
Views: 11080

Re: Guilty Pleasures

Nice basswork, but overall pretty crap. But it's Stevie Nicks.

by Max
Fri Aug 28, 2020 3:13 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Corona Virus
Replies: 183
Views: 10598

Re: Corona Virus

How's the pandemic in Germany? I believe Angiebaby handled it better than most, but it's still continental Europe with porous borders.
by Max
Thu Aug 27, 2020 6:16 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: 128 burned down
Replies: 7
Views: 184

Re: 128 burned down

If it was insured the insurance company would give it a thorough investigation. The cops no doubt suspect something dodgy is going on but can't be fucked investigating. After all it wasn't exactly their favourite house.
by Max
Thu Aug 27, 2020 6:00 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: 128 burned down
Replies: 7
Views: 184

Re: 128 burned down

Police and Fire and Emergency staff completed the scene examination of the Abel Smith Street building last night. Because of the structural integrity of the building, it had to be demolished before it was safe for investigators to enter. We have been unable to determine the cause of the fire and th...
by Max
Wed Aug 26, 2020 7:26 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: 128 burned down
Replies: 7
Views: 184

Re: 128 burned down

Had a historic places classification so they couldn't just knock it down and build apartments. So insurance or not it still looks suspicious.
by Max
Wed Aug 26, 2020 5:56 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: 128 burned down
Replies: 7
Views: 184

Re: 128 burned down

It was empty, can't help thinking the owners are trying for a dodgy insurance claim.
by Max
Sat Aug 01, 2020 9:25 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: General R.I.P. Thread
Replies: 72
Views: 11720

Re: General R.I.P. Thread

This would be Peter Green's greatest contribution to punk rock.
by Max
Sat Aug 01, 2020 9:20 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: General R.I.P. Thread
Replies: 72
Views: 11720

Re: General R.I.P. Thread

Peter Green. This riff still kicks hard, maybe needs more cowbell?

by Max
Sat Jul 25, 2020 9:36 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: Guilty Pleasures
Replies: 123
Views: 11080

Re: Guilty Pleasures

Can you too please stop talking about each other's bottoms?
by Max
Sat Jul 25, 2020 3:46 am
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Save Punkas
Replies: 36
Views: 1751

Re: Save Punkas

Well I was an uncool kid who hung around on the periphery of the Wellington punk scene in the late 80s/early 90s. Thought I was cool just because I knew lots of musos who knew 3 chords or the d beat. But yeah I love Bad Brains and Minor Threat and Discharge and all those other bands you're supposed ...
by Max
Sat Jul 25, 2020 3:36 am
Forum: Upcoming Events
Topic: The Exploited
Replies: 8
Views: 2155

Re: The Exploited

Problem with Welsh accents is we associated them with pedantic rugby referees. Poor Welsh, of all the conquered peoples they've got all of the English uptightness but none of the Celtic party spirit.
by Max
Fri Jul 24, 2020 3:33 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: Guilty Pleasures
Replies: 123
Views: 11080

Re: Guilty Pleasures

Sexy German man for Dustbin Flowers. Aren't zee Kraftwerk vocals sexy?

by Max
Tue Jul 21, 2020 2:05 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Plonkerism
Replies: 1
Views: 152

Plonkerism

What is it about the National Party? Same old arrogance, entitlement, dishonesty, complete lack of morals or integrity and disregard for others' feelings while demanding that we respect their own. I wonder what his dead friends would make of him using them as an excuse for being a perv? How about ap...
by Max
Mon Jul 20, 2020 1:00 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: Guilty Pleasures
Replies: 123
Views: 11080

Re: Guilty Pleasures

Square Biz is the shit. How is that a guilty pleasure for you? For my generation of white boys there was a huge anti-disco prejudice, fuelled partially by racism and homophobia but also a backlash against the saturation following Saturday Night Fever (a good film from the point of view of a working...
by Max
Sat Jul 18, 2020 1:24 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Anal Leakage
Replies: 21
Views: 7817

Re: Anal Leakage

Interesting choice of necro. I tend not to worry too much about my anus, just eat normally and it should be ok
by Max
Sat Jul 18, 2020 12:00 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Things that are awesome , (e.g Sam's "XXX" tattoo which he isnt getting defensive about at all)
Replies: 68
Views: 2221

Re: Things that are awesome and totally make your day,

oh how fucking sophisticated. I like whittakers, it's local and they're not massive assholes with their staff and they have all round ok ethics and their chocolate tastes good... but fuck this artisan shit, give me a peanut slab any time
by Max
Wed Jul 15, 2020 5:10 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: Guilty Pleasures
Replies: 123
Views: 11080

Re: Guilty Pleasures

Delivery by not-hot female with excellent singing ability is fine too.

by Max
Wed Jul 15, 2020 5:06 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: Guilty Pleasures
Replies: 123
Views: 11080

Re: Guilty Pleasures

Got a weakness for 80's dance pop, delivery by hot female with limited singing ability is optional. I don't do camp or kitsch or nostalgia and I'm way too old to give a fuck if a song or genre is associated with gay subculture. https://youtu.be/El1kgCqD7Xk Fun story about this song, Paula Abdul's mo...
by Max
Wed Jul 08, 2020 9:15 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Things that are awesome , (e.g Sam's "XXX" tattoo which he isnt getting defensive about at all)
Replies: 68
Views: 2221

Re: Things that are awesome and totally make your day,

I get a kick out of it any time a kid randomly says hello to my grumpy old self. They tend to stop doing that after about 5.
by Max
Mon Jun 08, 2020 6:45 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: Mutante fap thread
Replies: 69
Views: 10722

Re: Mutante fap thread

Dead Kid wrote:Someone described this as Stevie Nicks if she had been dirtier:



I love this sort of stuff, obviously recorded live in the studio and crude production and all. Reminds me of bands like St Vitus and Witchfinder General.
by Max
Fri May 29, 2020 11:34 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What´s for eats?
Replies: 164
Views: 19799

Re: What´s for eats?

Doesn't Uncle Ebenezer in Robert Louis Stevenson's "Kidnapped" live entirely on porridge?
by Max
Thu May 28, 2020 4:21 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Things that really grind my gears....
Replies: 189
Views: 19235

Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Boiled potatoes, there are so many nicer ways of cooking them. You don't have to cook like your boring Scottish Calvinist grandparents.
by Max
Thu May 28, 2020 4:19 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog
Replies: 40
Views: 4588

Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

To be fair her side of it was that after she married him she had no life/friends of her own, everything was geared around him and his rockstarness. He should probably have given her a bit more room to do modelling and shit.
by Max
Sun May 24, 2020 12:50 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog
Replies: 40
Views: 4588

Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Yep, toy train set every time. First it's the toy train set, then it's the alcohol, then it's the weed, then it's your punk records, then it's your pet ferret, then it's those friends of yours she doesn't like, then it's that work you do organizing gigs, then it's your family.... basically everythin...
by Max
Wed May 20, 2020 12:38 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog
Replies: 40
Views: 4588

Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Pro tip for those in a relationship - never say "me or (insert random hobby/object)". Cause it's an easy choice.
by Max
Wed May 20, 2020 12:30 pm
Forum: Movies & TV
Topic: What have you recently watched?
Replies: 6822
Views: 515481

Re: What have you recently watched?

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZmQ1NzM5NTMtZGVmNy00NDc3LWJjZWQtMDE1OTI0Zjc4NGM2XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTEyMjM2NDc2._V1_SY1000_CR0,0,712,1000_AL_.jpg Absolute bollocks, like a bad stand up comedian who thinks saying "fuck" a lot makes him Bill Hicks. Thanks for getting your gear off Elle...

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