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1. Michael Amott Is A Faggot
2. Even Though You Provided People With A Sense of Hope, You're Still A Fucking Ni...
3. I Paid To Open For Carcass And All I Got Were These Stupid Fucking Deathcore Fans
4. Your Agent Represents The Faceless
5. John Dwyer Took A Picture of Your Girlfriend
6. I Punched You In The Face Because You Support The Israeli Occupation of Palestine
7. You Found Out Your Wife Had A Miscarriage On Twitter
8. I Walk With A Cane
9. I Tried Out For Decapitated Just To Make Fun of His Dead Brother
10. You Signed To Nuclear Blast
11. I Kidnapped Your Child Just To Upset You On Your Birthday
12. I Puched Your Wife Because She Spoke To Me
13. You Were Kicked Out of Psycroptic Because You Were Caught Sucking A Dick
14. Anyone Who Likes The Mars Volta Is A Faggot
15. I Saw Your Daughter's Cunt On Stickam
16. You Almost Went Over Niagra Falls In A Failed Suicide Attempt
17. You Listen To Ska
18. I Went Back In Time And Didn't Vote For Obama
19. I Uploaded Your New Album To Blogspot
20. 9/11 Was An Inside Job (And You Live Inside Your Mother's Basement)
21. Theme From Saved By The Bell
22. You Look Like You Post On A Forum
23. You Drive A Hybrid
24. I Attempted To Wipe Out Your Race Because You Fucked With The Stock Market
25. Your Kid Is Fat
26. Devourment Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay
27. You Watch Lost
28. Your Child Was Raped
29. I Ate Your Dog
30. You Used To Be Legends, Now You Tour With Scene Bands
31. You Think You're A Dark Skinned Italian
32. You Bought A Shirt From Neurotic Records, But It Never Came
33. Hitler Was Ahead of His Time
34. You Wear Cologne
35. We Said We'd Play Your Festival, But We Never Showed Up
36. I Broke Up With You Over AIM
37. You Wouldn't Be So Athletic In A Pool
38. I Got Your Daughter Addicted To Heroin So I Could Control Her
39. Sweat Shops Only Seem Harsh Because You're A Lazy Gook
40. You're In An E-Band Because You Have No Friends In Your State

That is fucking gold.

Too bad this is the only good thing about them.

I enjoy their music in short sporadic bursts.
Which luckily is how their music comes.

I am bored of these bands that try for 'witty' titles.

I Got Your Daughter Addicted To Heroin So I Could Control Her
You Think You're A Dark Skinned Italian
I Puched Your Wife Because She Spoke To Me

They are funny though.

I love Throwing Cars At People (On Coke with THOR), the lyrics are so great and Thor fucking rules.

^ nice avatar

Anal Cunt sucks SHIT. Eddie, stop trying to convince yourself they're worth listening to.... it's really embarrassing

(HAHA!)

Are you rooting your Mum again Christian?

I don't think they are 'witty' titles, it can't take him that long to think of them like 'I walk with a Cane' but there are some that are just great like 'You Found Out Your Wife Had A Miscarriage On Twitter' and 'You Look Like You Post On A Forum'

I like Charles Bronson song titles as well they are not as silly but still fun. I think I like 'Phil Anselmo's Pain Burns In The Heart Of My Little Brother' the best.

Most of those fuckin song titles rule.

The "twitte... wife..." one, gold.

way to ruin the only reason to get the album.

uh, this was an april fools joke on the SMN death metal forum. heaps of the song titles refer to people/drama on there...

thanks metal lord

glad to be of service.

You Wear Cologne.